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    I can't afford computer school. I wouldn't listen to my rap songs. So it is gonna take a lot of work. If I can't make it as a rapper, I have to look at something else to do. I heard it can be done. But it is really hard, you have to be extremely dedicated, know what you are doing, employers usually prefer to hire people with degrees. Do you think it would be possible to make your own games and sell them for money or make some money programming by teaching yourself how to program or would this be too hard to do?

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    impossible
    you are an idiot, but not a savant

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    you could make an iphone app

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    peanut butter in your vagina?
    there's an app for that
    oh

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    ...and nice troll weasel
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    No, that wouldn't be too hard at all
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    Quote Originally Posted by pntBLNK View Post
    No, that wouldn't be too hard at all
    how should I? should I just use google to search for topics, such as how to make games, how to program games? Should I use google to search for programming tutorials and download the programs, to practice?

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    search with google for "assembly frame buffer tutorial"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    how should I? should I just use google to search for topics, such as how to make games, how to program games? Should I use google to search for programming tutorials and download the programs, to practice?
    if you're actually serious about this you have you have a better shot at webdesign.... gaming is way too competitive
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    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    you could make an iphone app
    sounds nice but I don't have an iphone. I bought one of those cheaper phones. I am not sure I could do this without having to upgrade my phone.
    Quote Originally Posted by sponge View Post
    search with google for "assembly frame buffer tutorial"
    Thanks, I am not good with linux. I am use to microsoft. This would probably take me a long time for me to understand what is going on. Come to think of it, I am actually not good at programming, I haven't done it in awhile. Sometimes I would make mistakes. It was hard for me.
    Quote Originally Posted by pntBLNK View Post
    if you're actually serious about this you have you have a better shot at webdesign.... gaming is way too competitive
    Cool. Which one is easier? They both are hard for me to make good.
    Last edited by Satori_Everything; 02-04-2011 at 01:37 PM.

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    Satori's username might be my favourite thing about her. It doesn't mean anythinng. So therefore it MUST mean something. But it doesn't. It's harder to crack than the Da Vinci Code
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    Why do you guys still feed the troll, I stopped a few years ago.
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    it means "know nothing"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    Thanks, I am not good with linux. I am use to microsoft. This would probably take me a long time for me to understand what is going on. Come to think of it, I am actually not good at programming, I haven't done it in awhile. Sometimes I would make mistakes. It was hard for me.
    oh ok, well the frame buffer hardware is also used in windows but it is harder to use there. So you should search for "directx visual basic"

    directx is the windows game technology
    visual basic is a computer language microsoft made for windows that is much easier than languages like assembly or C but still very fast, half life 2 (a very popular game) was actually written in visual basic
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    scarf wasn't man enough to do it so queendork pushed herself down the stairs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sponge View Post
    oh ok, well the frame buffer hardware is also used in windows but it is harder to use there. So you should search for "directx visual basic"

    directx is the windows game technology
    visual basic is a computer language microsoft made for windows that is much easier than languages like assembly or C but still very fast, half life 2 (a very popular game) was actually written in visual basic
    Is this the same thing as visual basic? I used to have a compiler for it. But my computer crashed. I used it a little bit. Just programming things that someone else created, not to program my own games.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sponge View Post
    oh ok, well the frame buffer hardware is also used in windows but it is harder to use there. So you should search for "directx visual basic"

    directx is the windows game technology
    visual basic is a computer language microsoft made for windows that is much easier than languages like assembly or C but still very fast, half life 2 (a very popular game) was actually written in visual basic
    was it really written in vb??
    amazing.



    edit: you fail sponge, it was written in C++ in the visual studio ide.
    Last edited by ShitFace; 02-05-2011 at 11:26 AM.
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    uh I think that was the joke Shitface.

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    Halo was written in python

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    once again another fail, halo was also written in c++
    edit: if that really was the joke, its a fail joke. even my nerdy sense of humour didn't get that.
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    god shitface you are dumb

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShitFace View Post
    once again another fail, halo was also written in c++
    edit: if that really was the joke, its a fail joke. even my nerdy sense of humour didn't get that.
    r u fukin srs?

    practically ALL video games are written in C++, saying a popular game was written in god of all things visual basic or python is so obviously a joke

    I'm sorry but I'm gonna have to invalidate your nerd card.

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    i guess a was a liitle slow there then
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    so in other words if I did want to make computer games I would be fine if I just learned the computer language C++?
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    it means "know nothing"
    Actually Satori means to know/ understand. So it is kind of like I know everything. But I don't really know everything. Kind of like the Barenaked ladies aren't really ladies.
    Last edited by Satori_Everything; 02-05-2011 at 09:49 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mutton View Post
    god shitface you are dumb
    this
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    guys shtiface fucked it up
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    also post in my d2 thread
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    I actually trolled two people itt go me
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    of course by posting I got trolled myself so I N C E P T I O N
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    :cry:
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    Actually Satori means to know/ understand. So it is kind of like I know everything. But I don't really know everything. Kind of like the Barenaked ladies aren't really ladies.
    and kind of like how mutton isn't really mutton
    and kind of like how sponge isn't really a sponge
    and kind of like how coq au vin isn't really a chicken dish
    and kind of like how Hippocrass isn't really an ancient wine
    and kind of like how sailor jack isn't really American junk food
    and kind of like how scyld isn't really a Beowulf character
    and kind of like how Mr. E isn't really a pickup artist
    and kind of like how Atmoscheer isn't really cheerful
    but ShitFace really is shitfaced

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    Atmoscheer isn't really cheerful
    Atmosfear isn't really fearful

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    lol.
    yes im the resident drunk.

    this song was written about me


    re reading this thread im surprised i was so slow on the uptake on those game dev jokes...
    i must have been tired/really caned
    Last edited by ShitFace; 02-07-2011 at 02:43 PM.
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    Quote Originally Posted by ShitFace View Post
    re reading this thread im surprised i was so slow on the uptake on those game dev jokes...
    i must have been tired/really caned
    or an idiot.

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    it could be a combination of all three....but i think its just the first two really.
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    Really, it's probably that they weren't funny.
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    i thought they were funny

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    even more so when Shitface got trolled

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    yeah yeah alright i didn't get the joke straight away laugh it up
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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