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    Satori, write casualdiscourse on a piece of paper and then take a photo of yourself holding it, signed and dated. That is the only way I will believe you are real.
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    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
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    Because unclean people will have touched the floor model and assembling your own furniture is its own reward

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    I like satori more now that I assume it is jaffy or monkeylice

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    Really, what religion do you support?
    this isnt a football match

    COME ON YOU JEEEEEEEEEEEEWS

    JESUS WAS A DICK
    WE CRUCIFIED HIM QUICK
    PALE COMPLEXION, RESURRECTION
    JESUS WAS A DICK



    WHO ARE YA
    WHO ARE YA
    YO HO YO HO

    ceci n'est pas une signature

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    WELL I'D RATHER FUCK A HINDU THAN THE POPE,
    I'D RATHER FUCK A HINDU THAN THE POPE,
    WELL I'D RATHER FUCK A HINDU, RATHER FUCK A HINDU,
    WELL I'D RATHER FUCK A HINDU THAN THE POPE

    OI OI
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    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
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    Because unclean people will have touched the floor model and assembling your own furniture is its own reward

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    YOU CAN STICK YOUR FUCKING KIPPAHS UP YOUR ARSE,
    STICK YOUR FUCKING KIPPAHS UP YOUR ARSE,

    You get the idea....
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    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
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    Because unclean people will have touched the floor model and assembling your own furniture is its own reward

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    I didn't even want to parody this one because it is just too good in and of itself.
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    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
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    Because unclean people will have touched the floor model and assembling your own furniture is its own reward

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    COME ON YOU FLUORESCENT YELLOWS
    YO HO YO HO

    ceci n'est pas une signature

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    Quote Originally Posted by sailor jack View Post
    this isnt a football match

    COME ON YOU JEEEEEEEEEEEEWS

    JESUS WAS A DICK
    WE CRUCIFIED HIM QUICK
    PALE COMPLEXION, RESURRECTION
    JESUS WAS A DICK



    WHO ARE YA
    WHO ARE YA
    I was going to put believe. But then sometimes I'm not so sure. Such as if I meet an atheist who will push science ideas on me, or some of the stories that are so out there that I never heard before. Sometimes I don't know what to believe. Besides everyone pretty much supports something. kind of like you either would support troops going to war, or you are against it because you are against war.

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    god i hate football
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


    Blind people don't see black, they see the same thing you see out of your elbow - VengfulScars

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    I was going to put believe. But then sometimes I'm not so sure. Such as if I meet an atheist who will push science ideas on me, or some of the stories that are so out there that I never heard before. Sometimes I don't know what to believe. Besides everyone pretty much supports something. kind of like you either would support troops going to war, or you are against it because you are against war.
    This response is the kind of shit that makes me believe Satori is a troll.
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    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
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    Because unclean people will have touched the floor model and assembling your own furniture is its own reward

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    my heart is blacker than mr e
    Doesn't take much.
    Quote Originally Posted by gina View Post
    i can't tell if we're in the throes of a troll toll (to get into the boy's soul) or if there's just one more big floppy douchebag pussywhipped idiot walkin around out there

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    Quote Originally Posted by LargeDuck View Post
    This response is the kind of shit that makes me believe Satori is a troll.
    or she has something like mild aspergers

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    Doesn't take much.
    my heart is an oreo
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear
    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LargeDuck View Post
    This response is the kind of shit that makes me believe Satori is a troll.
    But why do you think this way? That is what I truly thought.
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    god i hate football
    Why? I mean I guess there is the potential of serious injuries, plus the sport favours big strong people. But I still like it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mutton View Post
    or she has something like mild aspergers
    Good God, I think you've hit the nail on the head there. It's a shame she's also stupid.
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    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Because unclean people will have touched the floor model and assembling your own furniture is its own reward

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    You can easily make your own dating website. All you need is a basic social networking platform; easy many are freely distributed and all are freely distributed through piracy.

    Spiff up the CSS.

    Win.

    Save all the good profiles for yourself

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