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    Unhappy How can I make a dating website?

    Could I?
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    if you can find people to join your website you can find people to ask out.

    your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to get fucked. in all senses of the term.

    dont come back until then. or dont come back.
    YO HO YO HO

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    It's impossible
    The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge.




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    What is iimpossible? It isn't impossible it is just hard to make, and takes awhile to make. Plus you got to know what you are doing.

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    your mission, should you choose to accept it

    is to actually fucking do something and report back posthaste

    there is a limit to my patience here
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    What should I do? I'm sorting, reading, deleting emails now. So that my email box can be more organized. That way it will be easier to find things in it.

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    Satori I'm guessing you are actually looking for an reciprocal emotional connection and meaningful relationship and not just a one night stand
    right

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    I would like either. But prefer a meaningful relationship because one night stands are one time only and relationships are more continuing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    I would like either. But prefer a meaningful relationship because one night stands are one time only and relationships are more continuing.
    hahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear
    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    facebook.com
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    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    Most of my friends would be my coworkers/ex-coworkers, none are lezs. And the ones that are, aren't interested in me. Maybe it is because I am not hot.

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    i can't tell if we're in the throes of a troll toll (to get into the boy's soul) or if there's just one more big floppy douchebag pussywhipped idiot walkin around out there

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    Already did, KT told me about it.

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    jdate

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    satori i have a lesbian friend i would like to hook you up with. she is rich and successful like me so i imagine she will probably even pay for a plane ticket. PM me your info and i'll send you a pic of her. I won't say anything to her at all if you aren't attracted to her.

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    atmosfear i did not know you were of nigerian ancestry

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    I'm not. I'm just the middle man.

    How did you know my lesbian friend is nigerian though?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    What is iimpossible? It isn't impossible it is just hard to make, and takes awhile to make. Plus you got to know what you are doing.
    Do you know what you are doing?
    The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge.




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    You're slipping.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pntBLNK View Post
    Do you know what you are doing?
    I believe that you have to learn several computer languages, so that you can make scripts where people can input different choices plus a large storage bank to store all the data into.
    Quote Originally Posted by DaiTengu View Post
    You're slipping.
    I know I suck at getting girls to be more than friends with me. I am looking for help so I can improve in this area.
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    jdate
    I`m not Jewish though. I don`t know of any Jewish lesbians.
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    satori i have a lesbian friend i would like to hook you up with. she is rich and successful like me so i imagine she will probably even pay for a plane ticket. PM me your info and i'll send you a pic of her. I won't say anything to her at all if you aren't attracted to her.
    It sounds to me you are just joking and this is a nigerian scam.
    Last edited by Satori_Everything; 02-10-2011 at 01:10 AM.

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    yep usually nigerians are trying to scam you by getting your email address

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    Satorie are you a BushHog?

    BushHog n. : A 250lbs lsbn.

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    No I weigh half that.

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    Pics or you don't exist.
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    Yes I think it's time for you to show us the money shot
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    Quote Originally Posted by LargeDuck View Post
    Pics or you don't exist.
    I actually used to post pics on my myspace, I think it was an eye and lips. I don`t visit it much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    I actually used to post pics on my myspace, I think it was an eye and lips. I don`t visit it much.
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    The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge.




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    Not good enough.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atomic View Post
    Not good enough.
    How is it not good enough? You can see my eye, lips and part of my chin, skin. You can see it is a close up of me, a real person.

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    yeah unless you post a picture of your face with a note with the date written on it i'm pretty sure you're monkeylice or something
    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear
    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    Just so you know, the pictures are from 2007, and that is my face.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    How is it not good enough? You can see my eye, lips and part of my chin, skin. You can see it is a close up of me, a real person.
    That would be sufficient if we were in the Middle East... but not in these here parts.
    The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge.




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    I'm not middle eastern. Do you think I am a white terrorist?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    I'm not middle eastern. Do you think I am a white terrorist?
    Death to Infidels!
    The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge.




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    Really, what religion do you support?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    Just so you know, the pictures are from 2007, and that is my face.
    colour me convinced
    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear
    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    guys guys guys

    why are you so mean to Satori?

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    my heart is blacker than mr e
    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear
    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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