Thread: Chocolate Day

thanks for reminding me i have candy

welcome. enjoy.

I love judging lonely, single people this time of year. It's one of my favorite holidays for just that reason.

If I saw a girl buying a bunch of valentine's candy by herself at a store on February 15, I would perform the following thought process (sorry you jumped the shark so you dont get an image):

1. Is she a mom? (If yes, stop and judge. If no...)

2. Is she a hot mom? (If yes, stop and gawk. If no...)

3. Laugh at her for being lonely and fat.

Originally Posted by Atmoscheer

I love judging lonely, single people this time of year. It's one of my favorite holidays for just that reason.

If I saw a girl buying a bunch of valentine's candy by herself at a store on February 15, I would perform the following thought process (sorry you jumped the shark so you dont get an image):

1. Is she a mom? (If yes, stop and judge. If no...)

2. Is she a hot mom? (If yes, stop and gawk. If no...)

3. Laugh at her for being lonely and fat.

If she's not a mom then how would she possibly be a hot mom?

Because the two are obviously mutually exclusive.

I mean seriously why do you ask stupid questions?

That wasn't directed at you