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    Ok I will type up last nights dream because it was pretty good.
    It started off with me making out with this girl I knew from school (not that hot) and of course, my friends were cheering me on lol. Then the setting changed slightly, I was with this other girl (really quite hot) and we were in a sushi restaurant, although they were just about to close. A waiter asked if I had ordered already, since they weren't making anymore orders.
    I said no, but enquired about the mountain of food on the big table in front of us (the restaurant was empty). The waiter asked his superior who said they were going to throw it out anyway, and we were welcome to help ourselves. I thanked them in japanese (of course) as they handed us chopsticks.
    There was all the kinds of sushi I'm used to as well as numerous amounts of stuff I hadn't seen/heard of before. It was all amazing and tasted wonderful. There was 2 horse heads as well that we were eating, and I remarked how they even looked 'majestic' on a dinner plate. It was then I realised that the girl raised horses (she doesn't irl) and I changed the subject.
    There were also these coloured pasta balls, in the colours of red, yellow, blue, green, all the main colours really. They were about the size of a squash ball. Various different fillings, some chicken, some tomato and vegetable. I didn't really like them.

    This is when the setting of the dream changed again. I was some undercover agent, infiltrating the yakuza/chinese mafia or whatever. I'll assume yakuza since we were still in a restaurant (can't be sure it was the sushi place, but will assume(i know faecse i know)).
    I'm playing it cool, walking around the place, talking to the other gangsters there (my date by now has disappeared btw), I walk into this room and there is this other girl there who is unbelievably hot and also naked and playing cards.
    I start messing around with her, I will save you guys the details, but she was pretty willing. I also reconise her but I can't put my finger on where from.

    It was about this point, right in the middle of fun part, that my brother (not mang) is brought into the room (not related to me being undercover) and shot in front of me. This is when I lose it (I give my wingman who is undercover (I didn't realise there was someone else undercover with me until now) some kind of signal) and I walk over to my jacket, get my silenced pistol, and try to load it..with a calculator. then something else retarded. THEN I find the clip, walk over to the boss and kneecap him. He has no reaction. I ask if he felt that, he replied ' What, no?' then I tell him he has a mental condition that stops him from feeling pain, and also for killing my brother in front of me, he will die. I kill him with one shot to the forehead and wake up.
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    lol

    That was great. You should make that into a movie.

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    A lot of my dreams should be made into films.
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    Glad to see someone else is shooting people in the head while they sleep.
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    Because unclean people will have touched the floor model and assembling your own furniture is its own reward

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    A lot of my dreams are pretty violent fyi.
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    I had a dream I turned into a mermaid upon leaping into the ocean.

    It was fun.
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    tidus you're not allowed to call gina gines ok

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    I had some weird dream I went to the jungle for some reason. Oddly, this jungle was a 40 mile drive away but still I missed the return helicopter home so I had to wait for someone to come and pick me up. Also there was a subplot about keeping my friend's mouse safe but someone killed the mouse and tried to replace it with a toy.
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    simonj can be a real dick sometimes.
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    i had a dream in which i was shot in the head, three times, by intruders of some sort (can't remember what they were after) and the dream mostly consisted of me, groggily trying to sneak away after several bullets to the skull, and somehow call for help.

    most of my dreams fail to stand up to any kind of factual scrutiny

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    i also had a dream once in which i was both harry potter and batman

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    Ok my dream last night was a bit disjointed again but here goes. I don't remember much of it, so I'll just post what I do remember.

    A girl I went to school/college with came to visit me at my bedroom window (she was on stilts) it was good to see/talk to her again.

    Some other girl was trying to chat me up but I wasn't having any of it.

    Thats all
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


    Blind people don't see black, they see the same thing you see out of your elbow - VengfulScars

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    do you dream about girls a lot?

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    ITT we are all moving towards lucid dreaming.
    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
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    Because unclean people will have touched the floor model and assembling your own furniture is its own reward

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    I had a dream yesterday afternoon (during a sweet nap) where I was at a house/compound on a rocky coast and the house was infested with zombies. I arrived by renting a helicopter and flying it over and landing it on a pad at the edge of one of the houses. There were the usual close calls and everything (including clearing a path in one spot by using the helicopter blades, which rocked), but I made my way to the other side and saw there was a driving range/golf course just around the corner of the mountain. There were a bunch of rich people there and some guards (wearing turbans? why? i don't know) were making sure that zombies didn't bother the customers. I started chatting up one of the girls, at one point dropping "yeah I fly helicopters, that's mine over there" to which she replies "Oh you have one too? that's nice." I left without her, finally clearing out the main part of the building.

    Then the dream shifts. There are only a handful of zombies and I've spent some time in the house, fixing it up. I have a woman there. The rental company has been harassing me for some time about the helicopter, someone ratted me out about it, but i wasn't going to give it back. Suddenly I realize I'm being spied on. The government is watching me very carefully. I'm clearing out the final zombies in the large sewers around the place when the helicopter gets stolen back. I go to tell the woman what's going on and she reveals she's actually an alien before a couple commandos bust in the windows. I fight them off and we start using the uncleared sewers to get away, busting a couple more zombies while we get chased. Finally we split up and a commando catches up to me. I pull out a taser, he's got a huge knife. We fight. I remember screaming at him "tell your men to back the fuck off!" after having taken his knife, jabbing it through his shoulder and using the taser on it as he began to slip towards a pool of water. Around here I woke up.
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    what can i say, it happens.
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    You only remember dreams if you wake up in the middle of them.

    True story.
    Quote Originally Posted by gina View Post
    i can't tell if we're in the throes of a troll toll (to get into the boy's soul) or if there's just one more big floppy douchebag pussywhipped idiot walkin around out there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    You only remember dreams if you wake up in the middle of them.

    True story.
    Howcome I often wake up and remember multiple dreams from the same night then?
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


    Blind people don't see black, they see the same thing you see out of your elbow - VengfulScars

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    Quote Originally Posted by gina View Post
    I had a dream I turned into a mermaid upon leaping into the ocean.

    It was fun.

    more like manatee

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Oh this is just gold.
    pretty standard
    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear
    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    gold is a very pretty standard indeed as i am sure rick scarf will tell you

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    pretty standard
    It is a petty tired joke but I was set up so nicely.
    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Because unclean people will have touched the floor model and assembling your own furniture is its own reward

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    Quote Originally Posted by LargeDuck View Post
    It is a petty tired joke but I was set up so nicely.
    true

    can't ignore a fastball down the middle
    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear
    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    old joke but still got a chuckle out of me

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    Yeah, I had just remembered this joke when I saw the title again and clicked it to tell it. Thanks LD you killed my dream too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    i had a dream in which i was shot in the head, three times, by intruders of some sort (can't remember what they were after) and the dream mostly consisted of me, groggily trying to sneak away after several bullets to the skull, and somehow call for help.

    most of my dreams fail to stand up to any kind of factual scrutiny
    http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat...-bullets_x.htm

    It happens

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    itt gwahir reveals he is gabrielle gifford
    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear
    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    and was ANYONE surprised

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    i woke up talking this morning but i have no idea what about
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


    Blind people don't see black, they see the same thing you see out of your elbow - VengfulScars

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    I ate really poorly yesterday, and last night I had a dream that I weighed 450 pounds again.

    I did not much care for that dream so now I'm going to go body nazi for the next indefinitely.

    Thanks dream!
    Quote Originally Posted by gina View Post
    i can't tell if we're in the throes of a troll toll (to get into the boy's soul) or if there's just one more big floppy douchebag pussywhipped idiot walkin around out there

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    Yeah, for some annoying reason, the last 4 nights I haven't remembered my dreams that well.
    I kind of remember bits of last night...there was some world apoclypse, maybe a flood...
    The night before I remember being attacked by cats but that's it.

    I intend to keep posting in this thread as and when I remember my dreams.
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


    Blind people don't see black, they see the same thing you see out of your elbow - VengfulScars

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    ShitFace, are you claiming that you had a dream foretelling the Tsunami?
    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Because unclean people will have touched the floor model and assembling your own furniture is its own reward

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    LOL
    um
    God I wish I could remember more of last nights dream now.

    Wait hadn't the flood already happened when I went to bed?
    Maybe I was dreaming about it because I read about it.
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


    Blind people don't see black, they see the same thing you see out of your elbow - VengfulScars

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    Don't remember too much from last night, but I do remember I was at one of my old schools I used to go to, saying how much I missed it to some of the people I saw there. One of them was a friend at uni, although he was wearing the school uniform, which was funny.

    I also saw one of my old maths teachers (from a different school) there, who I remember as one of my favourite childhood teachers, although he was absolutely wasted and I had to look after him.
    He was also running some kind of buisness with another teacher from that school, although I couldn't discern what the buisness was.
    Last edited by ShitFace; 03-13-2011 at 07:38 PM.
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


    Blind people don't see black, they see the same thing you see out of your elbow - VengfulScars

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    faveourite
    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Because unclean people will have touched the floor model and assembling your own furniture is its own reward

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    yeah i know
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


    Blind people don't see black, they see the same thing you see out of your elbow - VengfulScars

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    I had a dream that Mr E. (actually he was Casey Miller in the dream) was supposed to say some key phrase remotely over a microphone and then my alarm would sound. He never said the phrase (and didn't make an actual appearance in the dream) so my alarm didn't sound. I think the phrase was "wake up" because I said "wake up" in my dream and then I suddenly woke up.

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    Alright I meant to type this up earlier so I had it fresh in my memory but I got distracted, so I will do my best.

    Basically from what I can remember, I was crawling through this small tunnel, that lead to a portal to this 'other universe' (it was kinda similar to being john malkavich, the tunnel/portal in that). While I was in this other universe, time travelled slower than the other universe, so I could spend a short time in this new universe and when I came back people would be saying I'd been gone for months.
    I remember there was an orgy going on in this new universe, but I got uncomfortable when a midget started offering herself to me, so I got up and left, or started to. It was at this point, some leprechauns (inorite...) shouted 'OH I KNOW WHY HE'S HERE, HE'S HERE FOR THE GOLD! STOP HIM!!!' to which, I went and grabbed a barrel of honey (I assume thats what their gold was, some really fucking good honey (I assume it was fucking good, I know it was honey)), rolled it down the tunnel and then got in the tunnel myself, where the leprechauns short arms couldn't reach me. I pushed the barrel into the portal and then climbed through myself, having successfully stolen some honey from the other universe.
    Then I woke up.
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    Quote Originally Posted by ShitFace View Post
    Alright I meant to type this up earlier so I had it fresh in my memory but I got distracted, so I will do my best.

    Basically from what I can remember, I was crawling through this small tunnel, that lead to a portal to this 'other universe' (it was kinda similar to being john malkavich, the tunnel/portal in that). While I was in this other universe, time travelled slower than the other universe, so I could spend a short time in this new universe and when I came back people would be saying I'd been gone for months.
    I remember there was an orgy going on in this new universe, but I got uncomfortable when a midget started offering herself to me, so I got up and left, or started to. It was at this point, some leprechauns (inorite...) shouted 'OH I KNOW WHY HE'S HERE, HE'S HERE FOR THE GOLD! STOP HIM!!!' to which, I went and grabbed a barrel of honey (I assume thats what their gold was, some really fucking good honey (I assume it was fucking good, I know it was honey)), rolled it down the tunnel and then got in the tunnel myself, where the leprechauns short arms couldn't reach me. I pushed the barrel into the portal and then climbed through myself, having successfully stolen some honey from the other universe.
    Then I woke up.
    Shitface you have the best dreams
    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    It seems so. No one else, irl or online, has ever matched my dreams.

    edit: I find it strange re-reading my dreams, or even typing them out, as I'm really not a creative writing kind of person, so to be typing these fantastical stories up that I have conjoured up, albeit subconsciously, I find strange/amusing.
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    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
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    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
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    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    You should create a dream journal and then sell it for profit.

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    Step 1: Grab ur dreams
    Step 2: ???
    Step 3: Profit
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