Dreams

**DaiTengu** · 03-16-2011, 08:25 PM

I had a dream where a bunch of people in this thread stopped posting.

I was happy and then I woke up

**coqauvin** · 03-16-2011, 10:26 PM

daitengu is just jealous because he never dreams anymore

**simonj** · 03-17-2011, 08:04 AM

Last night I had a dream that I went and did stand up for the first time in 8 months and the compere was one of my best friends from high school. I got a bit too drunk and only half remembered some of my jokes but overall my set went down really well and also the girl behind the bar was in the year above me at school. Afterwards I went drinking in a sci-fi themed bar that played lots of ZZ-Top.

Oh wait, that was all fucking real.

**KT.** · 03-17-2011, 08:14 AM

Dream: I was in high school and was the alternative in a play based on the music of Girl Talk.

**coqauvin** · 03-17-2011, 10:26 AM

Originally Posted by simonj

Last night I had a dream that I went and did stand up for the first time in 8 months and the compere was one of my best friends from high school. I got a bit too drunk and only half remembered some of my jokes but overall my set went down really well and also the girl behind the bar was in the year above me at school. Afterwards I went drinking in a sci-fi themed bar that played lots of ZZ-Top.

Oh wait, that was all fucking real.

I gonna say, your dreams are pretty mundane there, simonj

**Atomic** · 03-17-2011, 09:41 PM

DaiTengu dreams of cheeseburgers.

ALL HIS DREAMS COME TRUE!

**Atomic** · 03-17-2011, 09:42 PM

DaiTengu dreams of cheeseburgers.

ALL HIS DREAMS COME TRUE!

**Atomic** · 03-18-2011, 08:13 PM

I dreamed I checked the oil in my crew truck. It was low so I decided that it needed to be changed. I pulled the plug which was quite large for an oil drain plug. After the oil drained out I filled it with antifreeze. Then I was like "CRAP! You know what I just did?" The mechanic was like "Oh don't worry, just don't crank it up and we'll drain it back out." So I pulled out the plug and while it was draining I went over to get the oil and instead there was boxed food. A lot of it. Pallets of it. And the guy who used to own our company was there (we own it now.) He said it was a food drive for someone or something. There were these apples that were in the shape of a cross between a neutral spool and an insulator. (Work stuff) but they were red and apple in texture. Something out of Charlie and the Apple factory... And there was a skull somewhere but it was edible.

**crapoo16** · 03-20-2011, 07:52 PM

I had an odd one today where I was fucking a girl while laying down and she was sitting on me. She had a tongue coming out of her vaj (not like tentacle porn god please nobody mention that), and it felt like a blowjob but from her vagina.. was weird... but it felt good.. in my dream.. not sure if that feeling carried over to reality..

**KT.** · 03-20-2011, 08:34 PM

Cool dream! Was it like tentacle porn?

**WellAdjusted** · 03-20-2011, 08:44 PM

Sounds like tentacle porn.

**simonj** · 03-20-2011, 09:05 PM

tentacle porn

**WellAdjusted** · 03-20-2011, 09:28 PM

Did you say tentacle porn?

**simonj** · 03-20-2011, 09:36 PM

I didn't not say tentacle porn

**ShitFace** · 03-21-2011, 12:57 PM

I can't remember too much anymore as I didn't have time to post it this morning when I woke up and got up, I had a lot of stuff to do, but I do remember I bought my mum the house she always wanted, and also my parents had another baby, which I seemed to grow very attatched to very quickly. It did become a kitten for a short while but I think it turned back into a baby before I woke up.

When I woke up I was kid of upset I didn't have a 3rd baby brother.

**WellAdjusted** · 03-21-2011, 01:35 PM

I had a dream that it was national Blue Cheese day today and they were giving out little buckets of blue cheese.

I don't even like blue cheese

**Infected7** · 03-21-2011, 05:34 PM

Originally Posted by WellAdjusted

I had a dream that it was national Blue Cheese day today and they were giving out little buckets of blue cheese.

I don't even like blue cheese

Was expecting tentacle porn. Get back to me.

**ShitFace** · 03-21-2011, 05:51 PM

itt well adjusted lets on she likes tentacle porn

**coqauvin** · 03-21-2011, 05:53 PM

worst dream i ever had was dreaming i was at work in a window factory and it lasted forever. then my alarm goes off at 6 am and i had to go work in a window factory

felt like i pulled a triple shift

**simonj** · 03-21-2011, 05:53 PM

Originally Posted by WellAdjusted

Did you say tentacle porn?

**coqauvin** · 03-21-2011, 06:28 PM

Originally Posted by coqauvin

worst dream i ever had was dreaming i was at work in a tentacle factory and it lasted forever. then my alarm goes off at 6 am and i had to go work in a tentacle factory

felt like i pulled a triple shift

**ShitFace** · 03-21-2011, 06:30 PM

yes I read it coq, it must have been horrible.

**simonj** · 03-21-2011, 06:31 PM

oh shitface

**ShitFace** · 03-21-2011, 06:33 PM

alright i read too quick, i've been working all day and im still in the library working.
sue me.

edit: someone rep coq for me, i neg repped him for that, but i can't pos rep him to cancel it out i need to spread my love around some more..

**simonj** · 03-21-2011, 06:44 PM

done

**coqauvin** · 03-21-2011, 07:49 PM

now that i think about it, being anywhere close to a tentacle factory gives me the heebie jeebies

**faesce** · 03-21-2011, 07:51 PM

i didn't dream

**LargeDuck** · 03-21-2011, 07:55 PM

You have a DMT deficiency. I can sort that out for you.

**ShitFace** · 03-26-2011, 01:41 PM

I had a dream where I was had moved back to an old town I used to live/go to school in and all the same people were there, it was cool seeing everyone again.
Oh, I also became president after going for a job revolving around computing, but they then decided that the president needed to know about computers so yeah. I was chosen...I was about to abuse my newly found power when I woke up.

**Atmosfear** · 03-26-2011, 10:05 PM

I heard this thread was about tentacle porn

**simonj** · 03-26-2011, 10:21 PM

no posting tp

**gina** · 03-26-2011, 10:23 PM

Dream: a blow job and an engagement ring.

I remember those bits and that's it.

**simonj** · 03-26-2011, 10:26 PM

Thanks to modern pharmaceuticals, that's all Crystal Harris remembers too

**ShitFace** · 03-31-2011, 12:06 PM

Ok, so for the last 24h I've spent in bed/asleep/dozing thanks to food poisoning, so last night I think I had like 5 dreams. Its the early evening now so I can't remember all of them.
Here is what I remember.

I was in a desert, with about 3 other people. Some people on sand buggies or w/e they're called were looking for us, I saw them coming over the sand dunes and told everyone to lay low. We lied down, but they saw us and came over.
Next thing I realise is I was at some warehouse rave and it was ok...I was looking for some mdma or mephedrone but I wasn't too fussed really. I was starting to enjoy the dubstep (not my usual kind of music).
After the rave, I needed the toilet I think so I was looking for a toilet but there aren't any in the desert. I did find a boat though, figured there would be a toilet on board so I get on and start looking around (oh yeah I shat myself that's why I needed the toilet lol) when the captain comes on board while i'm mid wipe. He sees what I'm doing and tells me the toilet is all sanded up. I ask where shall I put the paper and he says he doesn't know.

I wake up.

**simonj** · 03-31-2011, 01:30 PM

That is the biggest anticlimax I've ever read

**ShitFace** · 03-31-2011, 01:37 PM

How you think I felt.

But yeah thanks...I wrote it like that, because, well yeah it was an anti climax. I woke up like 'what????'

edit: I also remembered one of my brothers friends called berry was there...although I can't quite remember why. I think he was with me on the boat or in the desert...maybe the rave actually tbh I have no idea.
Also someone took a photo of me directly face on in the rave. I smiled and gave them 2 fingers.

**WellAdjusted** · 03-31-2011, 01:42 PM

pics or it didn't happen

**ShitFace** · 03-31-2011, 02:48 PM

baiting for pics in the wrong thread wa.

**WellAdjusted** · 03-31-2011, 03:03 PM

well you could have posted a pic of you smiling while giving two fingers

THAT IS WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR

**ShitFace** · 03-31-2011, 03:10 PM

i could do....but this thread is about dreams not pics :P

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