Thread: Dreams

Originally Posted by simonj

That is the biggest anticlimax I've ever read

better nate than lever

The night before last night I dreamt I was spiderman while aliens were attacking. They wanted to speak to me and not the president. They just wanted some laser guns back, so I said we would give them back if we could keep one and everything was cool.
I was also in a band with abed from community. I seemed to know what I was doing on a stand up double bass.

Last night I dreamt that I was in a shootout with an old high school friend but occasionally it was my mum instead. The shootout ended with us deciding to not fight so we could instead make millions from "the sequel", the synopsis of which was "spies keep stuff in bags".

This is why dreams are fuckin retarded.

Retarded dreams are often the best.

I did wake up laughing about the "spies keep stuff in bags" part...

I dreamt last night that I was in a girls school and everyone of them was horny as fuck, they were like rabid animals. It was kind of like a zombie film since they were all chasing me down the corridors. Eventually they caught me and had thier way. My family also ordered chinese takeaway but didn't ask me what I wanted so I got nothing and I was like wtf.

I dreamt last night I was a pool of mercury that was absorbing everyone one by one, (also with the use of strings, similar to walter in hellsing anime), and although they were running away from me, once I had absorbed them they were happy as fuck, everyone was united.

It was cool being a pool of mercury.

hey guys lettin you know another week went by still no dreams

Still no dreams that you remember. Everybody dreams.

Thank you largeduck.

I had a dream last night which was pretty basic but wierd.
I was trying to 'sync' with a cloud form of myself...managed it once but the second time, we rushed it and it didn't work out as well.

I had a dream where pretty much everyone I knew were living in the back of artic's which were parked up in my old school on the basketball and tennis courts. We were all getting ready to sleep in sleeping bags when an alarm sounded which signified an imminent attack from some enemies. (I think it was based on mad max) I grabbed a rifle, fired some pretty random shots towards the advancing hoards and got onto a pretty convenient mounted 4 bore. There were plenty of other defensive weapons and stuff so we were fighting them off effectively. Suddenly they whipped out some device that controlled the elements. They caused a massive storm and then an earthquake totally fucked us all up. When I came to my senses after the earthquake I was pretty groggy but I could see that whilst the earthquake had totally ripped up our camp on the courts, it had then totally fucked up the entire of their advance. I managed to drag myself into one of the trailers (which was on its side) and pull a sleeping bag over myself and pass out.

Couldn't be arsed to write that this morning.

Alright I prob should have typed this up earlier but I had a lot to do today, and I need a break now so yeah he goes.

Last night was an awesome dream, if a little (read: very) depressing when I woke up.

I was living on a spaceship of somekind, with my dream girl. We were happily living our lives, it was amazing (I could talk more about this but don't really feel like going into detail on this topic with you guys so I will leave it as "it was amazing"). We were both mechanics of some kind on this ship. At some point a big space battle broke out, and I remember sitting there with her watching the fight out the window, both of us had a sense of "holy shit this is cool" as well as "holy shit we might die".
In the end, we realised we had to use the escape pods, so we went to use them, but when we came to them, the ship turned into an old school building and the escape pods were drainpipes we slid down...very wierd.

So from there, my dream girl kind of said bye and faded away (literally :'( ), and i was in a classroom learning some kind of space FTL drive theorems and shit (looked complicated) but after like 5m of the teacher talking I stood up, and was like "man i've spent 24 years on a spaceship, I know this stuff back to front, and you've done it wrong here, there and there, so stfu, i'm outta here" and left.

And with that, I became a Jedi Master.
Next thing I know, I'm in a crowded corridoor when my dream girl's ex shows up. He has also become a jedi. I'm dark side, he is good.
We have an awesome lightsaber fight, I use force to get my lightsaber back to my hand a couple times (knocked out of my hand), I do force choke/grip on him and throw him aside as a finisher.
Then I'm force jumping around some nice looking plains (looked like Dantooine), killing traders and thier animals (can't remember the name but I reconised them from knights of the old republic).
Last thing I remember was doing an awesome force throw lightsaber, killing about 6 people with it before it returning to me.

Then I woke up. Tried to use the force to open my door to no avail.

I'm now pretty sceptical of ShitFace's reported string of awesome dreams in the same vein.

There are specific things you can do that enable you to remember and ultimately control your dreams.

Am I the only one who doesn't dream in shitty movie scripts?

Originally Posted by LargeDuck

I'm now pretty sceptical of ShitFace's reported string of awesome dreams in the same vein.

lol what vein would that be?

edit: also, i promise i'm not making these up.
i honestly don't have the creativity to do that anyway.

Originally Posted by ShitFace

i honestly don't have the creativity to do that anyway.

I guess that would also account for all your dreams being about sex and/or extreme violence.

I think his dreams reflect how much porn and video games he consumes.

wrong on all accounts
most of my dreams with girls in are about relationships and not sex

wouldn't exactly call my dream content extreme violence, maybe normal violence, but thats normal.

and simon: no, cos then all my dreams would just be WoW/jedi themed porn with some rts elements (res management?)
which they aren't.


edit: i have theories about why my dreams are mainly centered around the things they are, but i'm sure as shit not going to post it on here i'm afraid.

Originally Posted by ShitFace

and simon: no, cos then all my dreams would just be WoW/jedi themed porn with some rts elements (res management?)
which they aren't.

And with that, I became a Jedi Master.
Next thing I know, I'm in a crowded corridoor when my dream girl's ex shows up. He has also become a jedi. I'm dark side, he is good.
We have an awesome lightsaber fight, I use force to get my lightsaber back to my hand a couple times (knocked out of my hand), I do force choke/grip on him and throw him aside as a finisher.
Then I'm force jumping around some nice looking plains (looked like Dantooine), killing traders and thier animals (can't remember the name but I reconised them from knights of the old republic).
Last thing I remember was doing an awesome force throw lightsaber, killing about 6 people with it before it returning to me.

Dude, punching someone in the face is violence. Force throwing a lightsaber through 6 people is at least a little on the extreme side.

lol.

Originally Posted by simonj

And with that, I became a Jedi Master.
Next thing I know, I'm in a crowded corridoor when my dream girl's ex shows up. He has also become a jedi. I'm dark side, he is good.
We have an awesome lightsaber fight, I use force to get my lightsaber back to my hand a couple times (knocked out of my hand), I do force choke/grip on him and throw him aside as a finisher.
Then I'm force jumping around some nice looking plains (looked like Dantooine), killing traders and thier animals (can't remember the name but I reconised them from knights of the old republic).
Last thing I remember was doing an awesome force throw lightsaber, killing about 6 people with it before it returning to me.

lol. also wheres the porn in that??

Originally Posted by ShitFace

and simon: no, cos then all my dreams would just be WoW/jedi themed porn with some rts elements (res management?)
which they aren't.

Originally Posted by LargeDuck

Dude, punching someone in the face is violence. Force throwing a lightsaber through 6 people is at least a little on the extreme side.

lol thanks for stating the obv
i never said they weren't violent? In fact, I said they were....just not extreme violent.

force throwing a lightsaber is pretty standard for a jedi dream tbh. if i had a jedi dream and a saber wasn't thrown....well...weak jedi dream.
6 people...well maybe a little extreme, but i mean not really, wasn't loads of blood or anything.

semantics

KT. has profiled me accurately in 3 words.

no

i dream in pretentious art movie scripts that no one wants to see

ShitFace, I think less of you now. I can't really put my finger on why.

Say it isn't so largeduck.

lol.

think what you want.

dreamt i was spiderman last night in an alternate universe

I think he means like a jewish surname. Like Herschel Spiderman.

Chaim Spiderstein

Moshe Spiderberg

You get the idea.

I had a dream last night that me and Sarah Silverman were friends, and she wanted to be more than friends and attempted to seduce me by wearing fishnet stockings. Then I got woken up by chain lightning.

Sarah Silverman would look...

actually no, Sarah Silverman is hated by pretty much everyone here so I'll keep my opinions to myself.

Her comedy is base, but her ass is fine.