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    must spread blah blah blah
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    I like Sarah Silverman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    Her comedy is base, but her ass is fine.
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    Her comedy lacks bass, but her ass is mine.
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    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
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    well played sir
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    I had a dream last night that maesce alone neg repped me enough to give me only one bar of green. He had acquired neg rep super powers. One of his reps was equal to 10 reps of a normal man.

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    When you start to dream about the rep system it means you probably care about rep more than ShitFace or McTroy.
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    Maybe you should neg rep me to find out.

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    "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to KT. again."
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    lol
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to KT. again."
    That's a shame, I was really looking forward to giving it to KT. again.
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    Heh.
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    Had a dream where I was involved in some sort of modern equivalent of the roman arena. I was a convict fighting with laser weapons for my freedom, it was team based combat and my team was full of fat fucking idiots and psychos. I still shot loads of fuckers though. Used some of my team mates as human shields too. Weird thing was I felt physically tired as though I'd been running around kicking ass when I woke up.
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    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
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    I had an amazing dream last night but I can't remember it
    Will post later if I do.
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    I had a dream I started watching some epic bad-ass sci-fi show. Now I'm sad the show isn't for real.

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    I had a dream my cat got her nipple pierced.

    The sad part was that when I woke up, I wasn't thinking "wow that was a weird dream", I was thinking "why would I let her get her nipple pierced"
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    I got bitten by a kitten once
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    It hurts my brain.

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    I had a dream about masturbating whilst driving a car. Then I realised I was driving behind a school bus and I woke up in a cold sweat.
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    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
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    Because unclean people will have touched the floor model and assembling your own furniture is its own reward

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    (with a boner)
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    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
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    Because unclean people will have touched the floor model and assembling your own furniture is its own reward

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    Quote Originally Posted by WellAdjusted View Post
    I had a dream my cat got her nipple pierced.

    The sad part was that when I woke up, I wasn't thinking "wow that was a weird dream", I was thinking "why would I let her get her nipple pierced"
    Because you want to let her learn from her own mistakes in life.
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    She runs around all day.. she's bound to get it caught on something. I just can't let her make that mistake. SHE'S MY RESPONSIBILITY.
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    I got bitten by a kitten once
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    It hurts my brain.

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    latchkey kitty
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    WellAdjusted, you're putting the kitty on a pedestal.
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    FREE PALESTINE!
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    Any takers?
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    There's no catch. It's free. I'm not trying to Jew you out of anything, here.
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    i'll take 3
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


    Blind people don't see black, they see the same thing you see out of your elbow - VengfulScars

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    THREE PALESTINE!
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    one palestinian
    two palestinians
    three palestinians
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    six palestinians
    seven palestinians
    more
    baked palestinian
    boiled palestinian
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    big palestinian
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    more palestinians please

    this palestinian went to market
    this palestinian stayed at home
    this palestinian ate roast beef
    this palestinian had none
    and this palestinian went wee wee wee all the way home
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    cutting edge political commentary

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    Do the holocausty.
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    I don't know which mod removed the spam before my free palestine post but couldn't you have left it there for context?
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    Now you just look racist.
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    I got bitten by a kitten once
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    It hurts my brain.

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    here here
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    Yeah so I just remembered I had a dream last night where I was telekinetic to a large extent.
    I was picking up multiple cars and stopping bullets during gunfights.

    This is all I remember
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    I had a dream last night that I somehow "popped" my earlobe and a bunch of clear jelly came out. gross.

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    Last night I dreamt that I went to a cosmetic surgery bar and had a consultation about butt implants. They told me it was unnecessary but did say I had 'cankles' (I defeinitely do not have cankles). I ended up buying a wig and a mojito and rejoined my friends at our table. They made fun of me for buying a wig but we enjoyed ourselves anyway.
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    The only thing I remember from my dream is a dead wolf with crows on it. The crows were also dead.
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    I got bitten by a kitten once
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    It hurts my brain.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    I had a dream last night that I somehow "popped" my earlobe and a bunch of clear jelly came out. gross.
    lol what the fuck...


    I've been having vivid dreams again recently but always forget to post them.
    Last night I was in a school with some old school aquaintences who I didn't like to much, but we were somehow in a buisness (selling sweets or something) together....we made about 75k ( in 25k packets, I remember picking them up) but he tried running off with it all, so I chased him down through the corridors and beat the shit out of him, took the money and said "you asshole, this was working well, why'd you have to go and do that".

    At this point I found this girl who I used to know hiding under some bed sheets, I tried to make a move, but she just told me it wasn't going to happen. Then I woke up.
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    Quote Originally Posted by ShitFace View Post
    lol what the fuck...


    I've been having vivid dreams again recently but always forget to post them.
    Last night I was in a school with some old school aquaintences who I didn't like to much, but we were somehow in a buisness (selling sweets or something) together....we made about 75k ( in 25k packets, I remember picking them up) but he tried running off with it all, so I chased him down through the corridors and beat the shit out of him, took the money and said "you asshole, this was working well, why'd you have to go and do that".

    At this point I found this girl who I used to know hiding under some bed sheets, I tried to make a move, but she just told me it wasn't going to happen. Then I woke up.


    You had a dream about having a bake sale, fighting with your business partners, and then you tried to get laid?

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    Yeah looks like it. Tbh I can't be sure we were selling sweets, but we were making a buisness in a school, and doing well...so...

    edit: if you read the rest of this thread you'll realise my dreams are fucked.
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


    Blind people don't see black, they see the same thing you see out of your elbow - VengfulScars

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