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  1. 04-03-2011, 02:30 PM #1
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    Unhappy Help. Hook up.

    Didn't.
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  2. 04-03-2011, 02:32 PM #2
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    Say "i like pussy, set me up with one of your female friends"
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  3. 04-03-2011, 02:32 PM #3
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    Or try it, you never know, you might like the cock.
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  4. 04-03-2011, 02:33 PM #4
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    Oh man, sycld's totally going to use that post against me.
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  5. 04-03-2011, 02:34 PM #5
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    go on the date. you could make a bit of money if you know what i mean.


    they pay extra for carpet munchers probably
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  6. 04-03-2011, 03:33 PM #6
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    blind date doesn't mean what you think it means
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  7. 04-03-2011, 04:00 PM #7
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    yeah satori, your friend is going to scoop out your eyes with a red hot spoon and force you to eat veal with this guy you dont know
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  8. 04-04-2011, 04:47 AM #8
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    Well he isn't going to look like he has a vagina most likely so you're wasting everyone's time.
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  9. 04-04-2011, 08:42 AM #9
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    why doesn't your friend know you're a lesbian?
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    tell the blind date your herpes are having a flair up right now. ask for a rain check on the date. he will never call you.
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    I don't understand why it would jeopardise your friendship with this guy to turn down a blind date he wants you to go on.
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  12. 04-04-2011, 06:19 PM #12
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    Well if you are going at it from the angle that you are definitely gay and not going to partake on a straight relationship then I think it would be a little harsh to get this guy's hopes up. I should also imagine that telling your friend that you are gay would help.
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    I think based on that post that you are a dick and I no longer wish to spoon feed you through your ridiculous life.

    By which I mean you are definitely a troll and it is starting to wear, I think it is time to take a bow now.
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    lol took your time ld
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    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    I don't know, I'm usually off my face when I use CD, yesterday I was sober. It was weird. I was raging.
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  16. 04-05-2011, 10:25 AM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    I could see myself possibly in a straight relationship if there was no sex involved maybe. If the guy would buy me stuff/ pay for stuff but this is really because I don't have a job.
    Then you're going to have to put out.
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