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    My thread about looking for work.
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    Hey Satori how about much making a "Satori Looks For a Job [dinosaur adventure megathread]" thread instead of posting a new thread every time you get an interview?

    edit: welcome to your new job hunting megathread please don't post any more ok thanks, those of us with jobs take great offense to your unemployment

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    dick barf you cannot control the meta-poster that is satori

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    exponential farce
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    I wanna see Satori released in a new environment.

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    satori+everything if you move to texas and become my stay-at-home housewife i will support you so you don't have to get a job and can stay at home and spread peanut butter all over your @*!^*&%&^% all day! then you could just sit around updating your forums and making dinosaur megathreads, which is really what i want anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    That is actually a good idea. It is easier to remember which jobs I have to follow up on than finding each individual thread. Thanks.
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    will there be a movie version
    well i mean

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    God we can only hope.
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    way to go sponge

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    i came for faesce

    only there was no faesce

    just farce
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    so yeah i saw this and thought of you satori.
    suitable site for you as well.

    How-to Survive without having to get a real job. - Community
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    satori i was wondering has anyone ever told about this cool guy called enver hoxha

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    I haven't been to totse in years.
    I found that on reddit.
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    bunch of punk skateboarders in a parking garage

    im surprised he was able to maintain composure

    i would have slammed them
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    I would have beat the shit outta that rent a cop.

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    if satori gets a job before i do i will kill myself
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    are you looking for programming jobs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mutton View Post
    are you looking for programming jobs?
    yeah, you know of any going?
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    Talk less, work more.

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    phrasing it like that isn't going to help

    they'll keep you if you show up everyday on time and don't fuck up seriously.

    just ask if they have more shifts available.
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    why are you thinking about screwing up at all?
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