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  1. 04-17-2011, 11:52 PM #1
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    Yes.
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  2. 04-18-2011, 12:00 AM #2
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    satori_beautiful has anyone ever told you that you really really really overanalyze stuff sometimes
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  3. 04-18-2011, 09:34 AM #3
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    YES I DO AT LEAST TWICE A DAY
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    atmosfear did you suck gina's dick
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    fuck yes.
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  4. 04-18-2011, 09:45 AM #4
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    i'm pretty sure everyone has tried it at some point
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  5. 04-18-2011, 09:45 AM #5
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    except me obviously i'm not a freak
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    I only ever assturbate.
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  7. 04-18-2011, 05:37 PM #7
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    I can't jizz without having my fist up my ass.
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    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
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    Because unclean people will have touched the floor model and assembling your own furniture is its own reward
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  8. 04-18-2011, 05:38 PM #8
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    I can't jizz without having my fist up my ass.
    We have so much in common.
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    simonj can be a real dick sometimes.
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  9. 04-18-2011, 08:06 PM #9
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    simonj lets on about his fantasys with largeduck itt
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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  10. 04-18-2011, 08:08 PM #10
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    Thread is useless without pics of satori ass masturbating
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  11. 04-18-2011, 08:30 PM #11
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    take some more
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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  12. 04-18-2011, 11:49 PM #12
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    I deleted my ass masturbation pics.
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  13. 04-19-2011, 01:11 AM #13
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    ow

    my brain just exploded
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    tidus you're not allowed to call gina gines ok
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  14. 04-19-2011, 01:12 AM #14
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    and it only took the first 2 words of this thread to do so
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  15. 04-19-2011, 06:22 PM #15
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    at first i was like

    and then i was like
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  16. 04-20-2011, 03:23 AM #16
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    Find someone into pegging.
    Problem solved.

    Only brings up the question of where one would find someone like that, anonidate?
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  17. 04-20-2011, 03:10 PM #17
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    Satori apparently knows us "well enough", scary stuff.
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  18. 04-20-2011, 04:11 PM #18
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    I just assturbated again.

    I should probably wash my hands but I've already started typing so there's no real rush.
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  19. 04-20-2011, 10:30 PM #19
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    can u describe how u assturbate
    I got my allowance but I spent it all on ice cream
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  20. 04-20-2011, 11:05 PM #20
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    one fist at a time
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  21. 04-21-2011, 06:04 AM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by faesce View Post
    can u describe how u assturbate
    Painfully, and with great trepidation.
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  22. 04-21-2011, 08:23 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    Sometimes I use my hands. But if I grow my fingernails, I use something else like a blanket or pen or marker and rub or insert. Make sure it isn't facing the ink side. Or the bic ones in case it shatters inside> If my nails are too long I can wrap it in toilet paper but I have to either use enough and be careful that I don't rip a hole in the toilet paper. But my nails break on its own. I can also use a shirt or something to rub and then put it in my clothes to wash. I wash my markers off and pens off in case I use them. I wash my blanket and if I don't want to right away I can flip it over or turn it

    Does anyone have any other ideas of new stuff I can do while ass masturbating?

    My nails are kind of long now. But I don't like cutting them. So I let them break on their own.

    I think fisting would be hard because I might break my nails. Plus I don't use objects that big.
    Why don't you just get a dildo? You can get smaller ones if you rather your ass stay tight.
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  23. 04-21-2011, 08:42 AM #23
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    why the fuck would you use a dildo when you can use a blanket
    I got my allowance but I spent it all on ice cream
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    p--- videos = piss videos?

    when you get home please let us know!!
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    porn videos
    I got my allowance but I spent it all on ice cream
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    satori only assturbates with something that can double as a writing utensil
    I got my allowance but I spent it all on ice cream
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    Good thing people don't use typewriters anymore
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    pope videos, i'm certain
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    satori when you assturbate do you use the technique known as "milking the prostate" please let me know i'm very curious.
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    Relevant
    http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co...rbates_anally/
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick Scarf View Post
    Relevant
    http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co...rbates_anally/
    reddit it full of such fags

    i hate myself for spending so much time there
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    Well technically, marker pens are for writing with.
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    Satori typically you throw away a glowstick after it wears off/has been assturbated
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    they are filled with the crushed asses of fireflies
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.
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