Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 40 of 49

Thread: Do all guys have wrinkly balls? (Gross thread so maybe you don't want to read)

  1. #1
    satorieee.proboards61.com Satori_Everything's Avatar
    Join Date
    Apr 2009
    Posts
    522
    Credits
    790
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default Do all guys have wrinkly balls? (Gross thread so maybe you don't want to read)

    could be
    Last edited by Satori_Everything; 02-01-2012 at 07:22 PM.

  2. #2
    Band simonj's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    Thicket of Solitude
    Posts
    9,881
    Credits
    1,939
    Trophies
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    My balls are almost as smoooth as my vagina.
    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    simonj can be a real dick sometimes.
    Quote Originally Posted by gina View Post
    I CAN'T LABI-STRETCH SIMONJ

  3. #3
    Band simonj's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    Thicket of Solitude
    Posts
    9,881
    Credits
    1,939
    Trophies
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    Yeah simonj, how could you do such a thing?
    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    simonj can be a real dick sometimes.
    Quote Originally Posted by gina View Post
    I CAN'T LABI-STRETCH SIMONJ

  4. #4
    Cock Blancmange LargeDuck's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    Cymru
    Posts
    1,567
    Credits
    511
    Trophies
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)
    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Because unclean people will have touched the floor model and assembling your own furniture is its own reward

  5. #5
    Cock Blancmange LargeDuck's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    Cymru
    Posts
    1,567
    Credits
    511
    Trophies
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    JUST GO LOOK AT A FUCKING PICTURE OF SOME BALLS YOU FUCKING RETARD. WE ARE NOT HERE TO SPOON FEED YOU THE MOST BASIC SHIT.
    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Because unclean people will have touched the floor model and assembling your own furniture is its own reward

  6. #6
    Band simonj's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    Thicket of Solitude
    Posts
    9,881
    Credits
    1,939
    Trophies
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    We're not? Then why are we here?
    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    simonj can be a real dick sometimes.
    Quote Originally Posted by gina View Post
    I CAN'T LABI-STRETCH SIMONJ

  7. #7
    Cock Blancmange LargeDuck's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    Cymru
    Posts
    1,567
    Credits
    511
    Trophies
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    Well I'm getting severely trolled, dunno about you.
    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Because unclean people will have touched the floor model and assembling your own furniture is its own reward

  8. #8
    Senior Member ShitFace's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Posts
    5,025
    Credits
    3,595
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    lol
    yeah thats normal satori.
    end of thread.

    large duck lol why did you let her troll you like that lol.

    gj satori, again lol.
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


    Blind people don't see black, they see the same thing you see out of your elbow - VengfulScars

  9. #9
    i got colours WellAdjusted's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    2,840
    Credits
    1,412
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    This proves you are a man.

    And reassures me that I do not like reading your posts. They are all tl;dr
    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    I got bitten by a kitten once
    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    It hurts my brain.

  10. #10
    Cock Blancmange LargeDuck's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    Cymru
    Posts
    1,567
    Credits
    511
    Trophies
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    I'm really ill, hence more susceptible to trolling.

    Satorie is either a troll or incredibly autistic, not in a good or cool way either.
    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Because unclean people will have touched the floor model and assembling your own furniture is its own reward

  11. #11
    Band simonj's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    Thicket of Solitude
    Posts
    9,881
    Credits
    1,939
    Trophies
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    Haters gon' hate.
    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    simonj can be a real dick sometimes.
    Quote Originally Posted by gina View Post
    I CAN'T LABI-STRETCH SIMONJ

  12. #12
    i got colours WellAdjusted's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    2,840
    Credits
    1,412
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    tl;dr
    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    I got bitten by a kitten once
    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    It hurts my brain.

  13. #13
    i got colours WellAdjusted's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    2,840
    Credits
    1,412
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    What?
    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    I got bitten by a kitten once
    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    It hurts my brain.

  14. #14
    Senior Member ShitFace's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Posts
    5,025
    Credits
    3,595
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    y/n
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


    Blind people don't see black, they see the same thing you see out of your elbow - VengfulScars

  15. #15
    i got colours WellAdjusted's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    2,840
    Credits
    1,412
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    I just... I don't understand what you're trying to say
    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    I got bitten by a kitten once
    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    It hurts my brain.

  16. #16
    =========== KT.'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    N/A
    Posts
    9,110
    Credits
    3,797
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    This thread is full of retards.

  17. #17
    i got colours WellAdjusted's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    2,840
    Credits
    1,412
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    Well now it is
    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    I got bitten by a kitten once
    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    It hurts my brain.

  18. #18
    i got colours WellAdjusted's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Location
    Canada
    Posts
    2,840
    Credits
    1,412
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    BUT WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN
    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    I got bitten by a kitten once
    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    It hurts my brain.

  19. #19
    =========== KT.'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    N/A
    Posts
    9,110
    Credits
    3,797
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    Satori, don't listen to ShitFace. As you may know, I am an expert on male genitalia and I have to say, I've only seen wrinkled balls only once before and that guy was a virgin. I must conclude that only virgin males have wrinkled balls. That must mean your room mate is a virgin! ShitFace is also possibly a virgin since he had no idea testicles smooth out after having sex! How scandalous!

  20. #20
    Leading Seaman sailor jack's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    On shore leave
    Posts
    2,269
    Credits
    2,504
    Trophies
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    google images the word testicles.

    if you see a smooth sack like a fucking porcalain bowl then post the link here so we can laugh at the alien
    YO HO YO HO

    ceci n'est pas une signature

  21. #21
    Band simonj's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    Thicket of Solitude
    Posts
    9,881
    Credits
    1,939
    Trophies
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    KT you're a fucking idiot, I can't believe you didn't just do a quick google search to check your facts.

    The truth is a male with a circumcised penis has smooth testicles whereas a male with an uncircumcised penis has wrinkly testicles. This is due to the decrease in penal pressure from the loss of foreskin.

    So, me, ShitFace and probably all the other Brits (unless any are Jews) here have wrinkly testicles whereas all the yanks likely have smooth testicles.
    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    simonj can be a real dick sometimes.
    Quote Originally Posted by gina View Post
    I CAN'T LABI-STRETCH SIMONJ

  22. #22
    =========== KT.'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2008
    Location
    N/A
    Posts
    9,110
    Credits
    3,797
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    KT you're a fucking idiot, I can't believe you didn't just do a quick google search to check your facts.
    what facts?

  23. #23
    ))) joke, relax ;) coqauvin's Avatar
    Join Date
    Nov 2008
    Location
    the shwiggity
    Posts
    9,397
    Credits
    1,651
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    3 people contested each other for victory itt

    but simonj won
    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear
    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

  24. #24
    Senior Member ShitFace's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Posts
    5,025
    Credits
    3,595
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    lols uih
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


    Blind people don't see black, they see the same thing you see out of your elbow - VengfulScars

  25. #25
    judge reinhold gina's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    pants
    Posts
    4,917
    Credits
    1,356
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    I rarely recall what the balls look like.

    Because maybe I'm just too drunk at that moment.
    Quote Originally Posted by DickStivers View Post
    tidus you're not allowed to call gina gines ok

  26. #26
    mutton mutton's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Posts
    3,707
    Credits
    2,650
    Trophies
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    through healthy diet and exercise i have turned my almonds into pistachios

    you can make this happen too with 4 low payments of $29.99

  27. #27
    sponge sponge's Avatar
    Join Date
    Oct 2008
    Location
    sponge
    Posts
    3,788
    Credits
    848
    Blog Entries
    1
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Satori_Everything View Post
    But what makes it wrinkly? Veins? Blood vessels? Wouldn't it look better if it was smooth?
    Sperm have to be kept at a slightly lower temperature than normal body temperature, so a muscle exists which is responsible (perhaps with other responsibilities, I am not a physiologist) for raising and lowering the testes (lowering them moves them away from the body and increases surface area, which translate into less heat absorbed from the body and greater cooling capacity). The raising and lowering is achieved by "pulling in" scrotum tissue, which means, when contracted, the scrotum tissue has to "bunch up", making it appear wrinkled.

    On a more serious note, it sounds like your roommate is trying to put moves on you which will probably lead to rape when his advances go unanswered.
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    scarf wasn't man enough to do it so queendork pushed herself down the stairs.

  28. #28
    mutton mutton's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Posts
    3,707
    Credits
    2,650
    Trophies
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    satori, why were you looking at your roommate naked and studying his balls

  29. #29
    Band simonj's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    Thicket of Solitude
    Posts
    9,881
    Credits
    1,939
    Trophies
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    As numerous rape charities will tell you, rape isn't about sex, it's about power.

    Except for when it's about sex.
    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    simonj can be a real dick sometimes.
    Quote Originally Posted by gina View Post
    I CAN'T LABI-STRETCH SIMONJ

  30. #30
    Band simonj's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    Thicket of Solitude
    Posts
    9,881
    Credits
    1,939
    Trophies
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    Maybe you should just rape him.
    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    simonj can be a real dick sometimes.
    Quote Originally Posted by gina View Post
    I CAN'T LABI-STRETCH SIMONJ

  31. #31
    windmills of your mind Think's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    a wheel within a wheel never ending nor beginning on an ever spinning reel
    Posts
    2,045
    Credits
    1,013
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    what sort of mind games does he play, satori?

  32. #32
    Leading Seaman sailor jack's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2009
    Location
    On shore leave
    Posts
    2,269
    Credits
    2,504
    Trophies
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    imaginary angry birds
    YO HO YO HO

    ceci n'est pas une signature

  33. #33
    Merry fucking Christmas Atmosfear's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Posts
    8,675
    Credits
    2,035
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    the best way to prevent rape is to consent

  34. #34
    Mega Bore Atomic's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    los Estados Unidos de América
    Posts
    3,267
    Credits
    3,110
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    The skin on the nut sack is always wrinkled. Sometimes more than other times. When it's colder the nutsack skin draws up to hold the nuts closer to the body for warmth.

  35. #35
    Take orally. no_brains_no_worries's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Posts
    2,770
    Credits
    192
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    I shoot botox into my balls daily.
    Quote Originally Posted by ozzy View Post
    He came to the states for his birthday and now he's going home in a body bag. That's what you get for sending your child to Utah.
    Quote Originally Posted by raghead View Post
    i would have whipped out my dick in that situation
    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    News flash, guys can't get pregnant from vaginal sex either.
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmoscheer View Post
    But what is their policy on winning the hearts and minds through forcible vaginal entry?

  36. #36
    Mega Bore Atomic's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    los Estados Unidos de América
    Posts
    3,267
    Credits
    3,110
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    Yeah

  37. #37
    Merry fucking Christmas Atmosfear's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Posts
    8,675
    Credits
    2,035
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    Satori can you feel when your nipples get hard

  38. #38
    Merry fucking Christmas Atmosfear's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Posts
    8,675
    Credits
    2,035
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    (yes but why would you spend your time focusing on something so fucking stupid)

  39. #39
    Cock Blancmange LargeDuck's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Location
    Cymru
    Posts
    1,567
    Credits
    511
    Trophies
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    Why the fuck should men put the seat down for women? How sexist is that?
    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Because unclean people will have touched the floor model and assembling your own furniture is its own reward

  40. #40
    λεγιων ονομα μοι sycld's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Posts
    10,570
    Credits
    2,476
    Mentioned
    0 Post(s)

    Default

    If you want smooth balls, Google:

    "saline injection balls"


    PANDAS
    If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.

    Quote Originally Posted by Think View Post
    Atheists are quite right

Similar Threads

  1. um, gross
    By KT. in forum WTF News
    Replies: 40
    Last Post: 05-01-2009, 01:12 AM
  2. Replies: 83
    Last Post: 09-25-2008, 01:04 AM

Tags for this Thread

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •