No, King wasn't awesome. All he did was say a bunch of stuff and everyone has been slobbing his knob ever since. The country and everything in it shuts down on MLK day, a day celebrating a man who accomplished absolutely nothing, but it doesn't give a fuck about President's day, a day which celebrates many men who has done all kinds of things. Also, he bought prostitutes with collections from his church.

I'm excited for when his FBI file gets unsealed. His wife said that there were things in there that would ruin him, so I'm pretty curious to see just what has been hidden all these years.