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    Default How to get out of a shitty life?

    yes.
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    stop whining about it over the internet
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    tidus you're not allowed to call gina gines ok

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    in 4 - 5 years run as an NDP MP in quebec
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    atmosfear did you suck gina's dick
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    fuck yes.

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    The NDP is a thought. Although I am not sure if I could be voted in. But I should do a lot of research on this if I were to apply. I wouldn't want to be bad at this.

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    To be, or not to be, that is the question:
    Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
    The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
    Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
    And by opposing end them? To die, to sleep,
    No more; and by a sleep to say we end
    The heart-ache, and the thousand natural shocks
    That flesh is heir to: 'tis a consummation
    Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep;
    To sleep, perchance to dream – ay, there's the rub:
    For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
    When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
    Must give us pause – there's the respect
    That makes calamity of so long life.
    For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
    The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
    The pangs of disprized love, the law’s delay,
    The insolence of office, and the spurns
    That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
    When he himself might his quietus make
    With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear,
    To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
    But that the dread of something after death,
    The undiscovered country from whose bourn
    No traveller returns, puzzles the will,
    And makes us rather bear those ills we have
    Than fly to others that we know not of?
    Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
    And thus the native hue of resolution
    Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
    And enterprises of great pith and moment,
    With this regard their currents turn awry,
    And lose the name of action. Soft you now,
    The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
    Be all my sins remembered.

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    We were all thinking it, but Think SAID it.
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    simonj can be a real dick sometimes.
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    I CAN'T LABI-STRETCH SIMONJ

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    How do you feel about suicide?
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    roses are red,
    violets are blue,
    deathmaster numbers,
    i'm gonna rape you

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    I had a dream

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    more specifically suicide is the only option
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    scarf wasn't man enough to do it so queendork pushed herself down the stairs.

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    Pretend to commit suicide then appear one day and THEN commit suicide

    Under no circumstances blame the wolf or any of it's wolflings
    Quote Originally Posted by Stephen Fry
    Oh don't look at me like that, you fucking pig eyed sack of shit

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    Great. Now suicide has been suggested we're never going to hear from Satori ever again.
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    simonj can be a real dick sometimes.
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    I CAN'T LABI-STRETCH SIMONJ

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    GOOD JOB GUYS FOR KILLING OUR ONLY ACTIVE POSTER

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    sycld's dead?
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    atmosfear did you suck gina's dick
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    fuck yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Great. Now suicide has been suggested we're never going to hear from Satori ever again.
    what did you think think was saying???
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Think View Post
    To be, or not to be, that is the question:
    Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
    The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
    Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
    And by opposing end them? To die, to sleep,
    No more; and by a sleep to say we end
    The heart-ache, and the thousand natural shocks
    That flesh is heir to: 'tis a consummation
    Devoutly to be wished. To die, to sleep;
    To sleep, perchance to dream – ay, there's the rub:
    For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
    When we have shuffled off this mortal coil,
    Must give us pause – there's the respect
    That makes calamity of so long life.
    For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
    The oppressor's wrong, the proud man's contumely,
    The pangs of disprized love, the law’s delay,
    The insolence of office, and the spurns
    That patient merit of the unworthy takes,
    When he himself might his quietus make
    With a bare bodkin? Who would fardels bear,
    To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
    But that the dread of something after death,
    The undiscovered country from whose bourn
    No traveller returns, puzzles the will,
    And makes us rather bear those ills we have
    Than fly to others that we know not of?
    Thus conscience does make cowards of us all,
    And thus the native hue of resolution
    Is sicklied o'er with the pale cast of thought,
    And enterprises of great pith and moment,
    With this regard their currents turn awry,
    And lose the name of action. Soft you now,
    The fair Ophelia! Nymph, in thy orisons
    Be all my sins remembered.
    I read this entire post quasi-out-loud like I was auditioning for the starring role in a high school play, and would have recorded it for you guys except it is way too late and I have a wife and baby alseep. God help me if I were to wake up the baby.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick Scarf View Post
    God help me if I were to wake up the baby.
    If I were God I would undoubtedly punish you for having a child by not helping you.
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    scarf wasn't man enough to do it so queendork pushed herself down the stairs.

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