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    Default How can you look young for as long as possible?

    Possible?
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    it's far too late. you cannot escape your destiny.

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    My result makes me want to kill myself before it happens.


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    Yeah, the site can cause depression. It made me sad after seeing my pic. I guess the only good thing is if we are still around in 20 years we can see how accurate the site was. The good thing also is aging is a gradual change, so you won't see the full effect right away in real life.

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    Baby Face TOGS wins this round.

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    we are all going to grow old and die

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    alone and of cancer

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    Well the best advice, Satori, is to begin a semen regimen. Semen is full of proteins and amino acids that rejuvenate skin; it has been pretty well documented on shows such as Nip/Tuck (which is a reality show about the lives of two plastic surgeons in Hollywood and how they try to keep their patients looking young.) Since you are a lesbian, you probably want to ask a friend to jack off in a cup so you can save it.

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    Sorry, I may have been a bit unclear... you want to rub in on your face. While not harmful to swallow, it's also quickly broken down by the body and won't have any noticeable effect. Semen needs to be rubbed lightly on top of your skin to form a thin film.

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    Satori post your non-aged pic and we will tell you how badly age will ravish your youthful looks.
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    man i look fucking boss in 20 years

    its my babyface
    I got my allowance but I spent it all on ice cream

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    So apparently I'm gonna get mouth herpes sometime in the next 20 years

    edit: Here's what my baby would look like if I fucked Brad Pitt

    Last edited by KT.; 05-04-2011 at 02:47 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    So apparently I'm gonna get mouth herpes sometime in the next 20 years
    I respect/like KT so I'll leave the millions of obvious jokes this raises to someone else.
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    Ok I'll bite.

    Treatment for herpes is more than $50 so you're gonna have to raise prices

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    Ok I'll bite.

    I think you already have mouth herpes.
    I got my allowance but I spent it all on ice cream

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    Ok I'll bite

    it and suck out the pus with a straw.


    And post your "In 20 Years" results bitches.


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    Oh Jesus.

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    My face looks weirdly fat in both those pictures.
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    I wanna see what your baby would look like if you fucked brad pitt

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    I'll find out.
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    I'm not posting the photo directly to the forum because it is so horrid (kill me now):

    http://www.in20years.com/photo?st=6&...4114840266.png

    On the other hand, it looks less like me 20 years from now and more like me at the same age with double my weight.

    Mine and Brad's bebe:



    They all look really similar. I think there's something of a bias towards Brad Pitt's features, or all the results just look really the same.

    Also the skin tone is way too dark. It's like me with a tan. But to be fair, the photo I used did have deep shadows in it. However, I came out "dusky white" like Mediterranean looking and only turned "Indian" around puberty.
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    If I had a baby with Fiona Apple:



    Now that's a sexy baby. I would fuck the shit out of that hypothetical baby.
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    *reasons I will never be a father
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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Oh Jesus.

    There is relatively little difference between the original and the after 20 years alteration...


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    In the 'older' pic my hair looks like a bad beatles wig.
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    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    In the 'older' pic my hair looks like a bad beatles wig.
    And in the younger pic it doesn't?


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    In the younger pic it just looks like a bad beatles haircut.
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    I was gonna post the same thing, simonj

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    I heard you stay young forever if you host a live webcam show everday satori.
    I've spoken to some people who do this and they say its true.

    Also the makemebabies website is a disturbing idea.
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
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    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    ...so as I suspected, all the babies turn out looking the same.


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    from the company who made in20years.com (http://www.luxand.com/prophecymaster/)


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    lol.
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    no you don't rub semen on your face you inject it directly into the forehead, cheeks, and around the eyes a'la botox
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    tidus you're not allowed to call gina gines ok

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    ah yes, that old classic.
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    also okay my eyes will disappear in the future

    good to know

    it's all that injected semen
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    Quote Originally Posted by gina View Post
    no you don't rub semen on your face you inject it directly into the forehead, cheeks, and around the eyes a'la botox
    semen, apply directly to the forehead.
    semen, apply directly to the forehead.
    semen, apply directly to the forehead.
    semen, apply directly to the forehead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gina View Post
    also okay my eyes will disappear in the future

    good to know

    it's all that injected semen
    I'm sure the testosterone pills which will give you those mannish features don't help either.

    I think your future self has a bit of 5 o'clock shadow...


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    Satori, prostitutes use condoms so they dont get STDs. Trust me it takes a LOT of money to get jizz on a prostitute's face.

    KT how much would you say it would take?

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