Remember the last time you had a seizure? Well, I'm pretty sure the camera guy does, because every time there was the slightest bit of movement on the screen, the camera guy decided to not inform anyone that he had epilepsy.
I showed up 10 minutes after the beginning, missing previews and maybe 3 seconds of dialogue, because there really isn't anything important being said the entire movie. Oh cool, some guy and some girl are in the forest hunting. Oh a space ship....so this must be in the future. Look at how that bitch dressed, this must be in the future. Epilepsy happens for a minute. They call all the kids, I think it worked like this "If you got fed by these people, your name goes in a box, after a certain time, we draw a name, and then you get to kill kids from the ages of 7-17.
I have nothing but complaints about this movie. Battle Royale had a better story than this, and I don't even know what Battle Royale was about. The main male character starts snitching on the main female character, trying to get her killed. Well, about 5 minutes later she's as happy as can be about seeing him half alive. Then we never talk about him trying to kill her. ever. Oh yea, apparently he had a crush on her 5eva, but she didn't know. Oh look they're in love.
Save your money and pirate this, you might get satisfaction like that, if your friends saw this, and liked it, they probably thought Pooty Tang was a film making masterpiece.
That was a little longer than 3 words.
VS's 3 word reviews: The Hunger Games.
Originally Posted by Mr. E
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