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    Default VS's 3 word reviews: The Hunger Games.

    Fucking sucks. Seizures.
    terrible review
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    only read the first 3 words
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    I seriously thought this was gonna be three words

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    For the past few days most of my Facebook feed has been "OMG I love the Hunger Games" and "brb seeing the Hunger Games for the 5th time". I kinda wanna see it just to see what the fuss is about but I have such a high opinion on Battle Royale that I don't know if it'll be fair to compare the two movies.

    (btw VS, you should stick with your normal review but then sum it up with 3 words. That'd be cool)

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    The Hunger Games is definitely the worst film I've ever not seen but still judged purely based on its target demographic
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    I have not read the books by the way.

    I thought it was terrible.

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    sucked. fuck books
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    yo, this review is FALSE.



    i have epilepsy and i saw this at the cinema on saturday. no seizures were had.

    as for the film, it's overrated.

    not TERRIBLE though. watchable.
    comparing it to twilight is harsh.
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    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
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    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
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    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    I saw the first Twilight with an old ex-girlfriend a long time ago, just a friend thing y'know. We played Mystery Science Theater 3000 the entire movie. And she loved the books.

    I'm a pretty cynical movie watcher though, there's few movies I've seen in theaters that I thought were awesome. I was too high for Pineapple Express to know what was going on, but liked it anyways. Superbad was fucking hilarious the first two times I saw it. Dark Knight was awesome.

    If you can't tell, I don't see movies much(just wait for netflix), but after I saw the terribleness of "The Sitter" I needed a theater quality experience to cleanse my mind. Hunger Games was not it.

    I wish I had seen The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo", I've seen the Swedish version, and loved it. Also loved the books.

    Maybe the Hunger Games series(whatever the books are called) are pretty good, the movie was terrible, in my way too high of standards, or something.
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    The last movie I saw in a theatre was The Artist (a couple of days before the oscars). It was also the first movie I'd seen in a theatre in well over a year. I went by myself to a daytime showing and it was wonderful. Completely re-ignited my love for actually going to see films instead of just downloading/renting/buying the dvds x amount of time later.

    Doesn't mean I want to see a derivatie tween thriller starring Lenny Kravitz.
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    lolwut he's in hunger games?
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
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    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    yep
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    This review is false! I have epilepsy and the camera was rock steady the entire time
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    apparently you were seizing during the action sequences too.

    I mean, really, every time there was any amount of action, I couldn't tell wtf was going on.
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    that bond film quantum of solace was the worst for that
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    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
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    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
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    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    gladiator was like that but tbh i kinda prefer the confusion over something like 300
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    Gladiator was visually beautiful, 300 was just visually gay. Really really gay.
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    I think you guys are being a little harsh. I never read the book and didn't know anything going in, and I came out of the theater having actually enjoyed it. It definitely didn't suck. Action was decent, story made sense, and it was interesting enough that I'm curious to learn more of the history of the world it is set in.

    Not curious enough to read the books, but curious enough to go see the sequels.

    And I've seen Twilight, and comparing this to Twilight is like comparing Batman Begins to Batman and Robin. Sure, they target the same demographics, but one is pretty good and tells a decent story with reasonable characters, while the other is a steaming pile of poo.
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    I will concede this is MUCH better than Twilight.

    But I was never engrossed in the story, never really cared, because I couldn't be caught up in it(and I thought I would actually enjoy this movie). If I gave stars in a review, which I don't because that's gay, I'd give this 2 out of 5
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    I'm sure that I've seen worse movies, but I can't think of one off the top of my head. It really was that bad.
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