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    Let me start off by saying that the Punisher Warzone was my favorite Punisher series and, even as a die hard fan, this movie impressed me. Its a shoot 'em up, testosterone packed gorefest and really, I wouldn't have it any other way. I had my doubts about the Punisher being played by a brit, but Ray Stevenson delivered. He brought the gritty, bloody anti-hero to life with, in my humble opinion, great success.

    My biggest beef with this movie was the role of Pitsy, who, in the comic, was a nearly unstoppable freakshow who held his own against Frank Castle. The role of freakshow in this movie was Loonybin Jim, the brother of Jigsaw. I gotta say, the art of psychopath acting was kicked up several notches thanks to Heth Leger in the Dark Knight, but Douglas Anthony "Doug" Hutchison was fantastic.

    So yeah, I recommend this movie big time.
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    I agree wholeheartedly. It was gory and awesome. There were bullets and rockets and faces being punched through. Looneybin Jim was perfect. I thought Jigsaw was a little tame, but *shrug*. I love that outfit he wears at the end, and I love the walk he and LBJ do near the end. I was cracking up during that montage.

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    War zone was a shitty series. Go read the MAX
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    This movie looked awful. How about The Spirit though? That looks amazing.

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    get out
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    The Spirit does look cool, but reviews so far say it is terrible.

    Also, it would be wicked awesome if they made a movie faithful to the Maxx. I doubt we'll ever see that though.

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    lol do you mean image comics maxx?

    Dude, Spirit is gonna be pure aesthetic pleasure

    Like Sin City, but not as good
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    I liked MAX but there was way too much gay/incest/sodomy sex to be my favorite. Then again, if they added Barricuda into ANY film, he would probably make the top ten greatest villains list.
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    The Spirit is being called "Battlefield Earth" terrible.

    Yessssss.

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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    lol do you mean image comics maxx?

    Dude, Spirit is gonna be pure aesthetic pleasure

    Like Sin City, but not as good
    lol, oh, you were talking about the Punisher MAX series.

    I feel dumb.

    But yeah, I was talking about the image comic The Maxx.

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    Either way the first punisher movie blew. I think we can all agree on that.

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    Nope. I really liked it.

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    How? The actor who played Castle had like one facial expression, John Travolta was the biggest pussy as a villain ever and the fight scenes were just absurd. I mean, I respect your opinion and all, but that movie was terrible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinysides View Post
    How? The actor who played Castle had like one facial expression, John Travolta was the biggest pussy as a villain ever and the fight scenes were just absurd. I mean, I respect your opinion and all, but that movie was terrible.
    We're talking about the new one....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinysides View Post
    Either way the first punisher movie blew. I think we can all agree on that.
    You're a fucking retard

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    How? The actor who played Castle had like one facial expression, John Travolta was the biggest pussy as a villain ever and the fight scenes were just absurd. I mean, I respect your opinion and all, but that movie was terrible.
    See above

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    We're talking about the new one....
    See above
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    I didn't even want to watch this one. The first Punisher movie was lame and this sequel is even lamer. Even the "unknown" cast was a lame choice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HARTride 2012 View Post
    I didn't even want to watch this one. The first Punisher movie was lame and this sequel is even lamer. Even the "unknown" cast was a lame choice.
    unless you can expand on this, I'm gonna go ahead and call you a fucking retard, and I speak for the entire site when I say please god, kill yourself
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    Thomas Jane was an amazing punisher, and im sad that he didn't return to play in the latest one. I liked the overall feel of the new one though, the rocket blasting the dude in mid air, and when the cop was calling backup, only to have the punisher shoot the guy in the face with the sawed off was perfect. Wayne Knight playing Micro was kinda strange, because I remember him as a little kid in the comics, but he did really well.

    Also the spirit was good for nerds because it stayed true to the comics, though not a great movie movie because nobody understood it, or its humor.

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    Tom Jane allegedly wanted to take the series in a more Taxi-Driver direction, which is why he was let go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thunderdome View Post
    Thomas Jane was an amazing punisher, and im sad that he didn't return to play in the latest one. I liked the overall feel of the new one though, the rocket blasting the dude in mid air, and when the cop was calling backup, only to have the punisher shoot the guy in the face with the sawed off was perfect. Wayne Knight playing Micro was kinda strange, because I remember him as a little kid in the comics, but he did really well.

    Also the spirit was good for nerds because it stayed true to the comics, though not a great movie movie because nobody understood it, or its humor.
    I agreed with your first sentence.
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    Micro wasn't a little kid in the comics. Micro's son (who was in like 5 comics before he got killed) was in his late teens
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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    Micro wasn't a little kid in the comics. Micro's son (who was in like 5 comics before he got killed) was in his late teens
    Was it his kid? I remember him as the one from the video game, where you're going through Stark enterprises. He was a kid with red hair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thunderdome View Post
    Was it his kid? I remember him as the one from the video game, where you're going through Stark enterprises. He was a kid with red hair.
    . . .


    The game for Xbox? like the one that just came out recently(well like 4 years ago)? That was spacker dave, dumbass. He was played by Ben Foster in the movie.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    . . .


    The game for Xbox? like the one that just came out recently(well like 4 years ago)? That was spacker dave, dumbass. He was played by Ben Foster in the movie.
    Lol, I love how pissed off you get. I remember castle calling him microchip. But spacker dave sounds familiar too. Maybe it was microchip doing the hacking for him.

    Like you said, it came out like 4 years ago, you can forgive my haziness.

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    Quote Originally Posted by thunderdome View Post
    Lol, I love how pissed off you get. I remember castle calling him microchip. But spacker dave sounds familiar too. Maybe it was microchip doing the hacking for him.

    Like you said, it came out like 4 years ago, you can forgive my haziness.
    I wasn't pissed.




    I'll just be goddamned if you're gonna insult the amazing casting and acting surrounding Mr knight in Warzone


    He might have made a comment about missing microchip or something. Interestingly enough in the MAX series he fucking blows of Micros head (As seen in a flashback in the game)
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