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    Thumbs down The Unborn

    Oh my christ.

    Avoid this film like the fucking AIDS if you weren't planning to do so already. Jesus man. Not even Gary Oldman could save this unholy piece of garbage.
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    There have not been any good horror movies in the last 5 years IMO.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    There have not been any good horror movies in the last 5 years IMO.
    Devil's Rejects.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dudeman View Post
    Oh my christ.

    Avoid this film like the fucking AIDS if you weren't planning to do so already. Jesus man. Not even Gary Oldman could save this unholy piece of garbage.
    Wow, you seriously could not deduct that The Unborn would be a shitty movie from the commercials?

    The creepy/evil kid has been extremely played out since The Shining. That's clue number one in deducing crappy movies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    There have not been any good horror movies in the last 5 years IMO.
    Let the Right One In

    Watch it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    Wow, you seriously could not deduct that The Unborn would be a shitty movie from the commercials?

    The creepy/evil kid has been extremely played out since The Shining. That's clue number one in deducing crappy movies.
    I was forced by my friends, despite telling them that this was going to be a major shitfest. Plus, my little sister wanted to see it as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dudeman View Post
    I was forced by my friends, despite telling them that this was going to be a major shitfest. Plus, my little sister wanted to see it as well.
    I would have made them pay for the ticket. Besides, true friends don't let friends watch terrible movies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nick2.1 View Post
    Devil's Rejects.
    no No NO!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    Let the Right One In

    Watch it.
    Never heard of it. I'll stream it when I get my laptop next week and leech off my neighbor's wireless.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    no No NO!
    Is it not opposite day?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nick2.1 View Post
    Is it not opposite day?
    All the respect that I never had for you just walked out the door.
    I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    All the respect that I never had for you just walked out the door.
    Sounds like a no to me.

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    What I didn't get from the previews, is that if the evil kid died in the womb, why the fuck is he a five year old now? Shouldn't he like be, an evil fetus or something?
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    Quote Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries View Post
    What I didn't get from the previews, is that if the evil kid died in the womb, why the fuck is he a five year old now? Shouldn't he like be, an evil fetus or something?

    Logically, yes. Although, didn't you know? Logic doesn't matter when it comes to movies. It's like the whole, 'Someone's in my house trying to kill me, I think i'll run up the stairs' scenario.

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    Uh, actually, that's explained in the movie.

    I mean, not defending it or anything, but it is explained heavily.

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