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    Three reasons to watch the film.
    1)People die
    2)Boobies
    3)I'm pretty sure that Jason is a pot farmer in the movie

    I mean there's not much storyline to it, those three points pretty much sum it up. If you're a fan of the old Friday the 13th movies you'll probably like it though.

    The only real complaint that I have is that it could have been a bit gorier(I'm not a big gore fan, and it still fell short of my expectations.).
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    I was going to see it. But I assumed the movie theaters would be filled with people sceaming "Aw hell naw, you better run nigga!" Obnoxious black women kill movie theater experiences. I'll be waiting a couple weeks before I actually go see it.

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    Haha during the movie I did slip up when the token black guy went out to check on his friend. I was like "That guy's black, he should know that he's about to get killed.".

    The people sitting around me thought it was funny.
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    So is this supposed to be a remake of the original Friday the 13th? If so why is Jason in it. If so why is he wearing his hockey mask already.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hippopotamus View Post
    I was going to see it. But I assumed the movie theaters would be filled with people sceaming "Aw hell naw, you better run nigga!" Obnoxious black women kill movie theater experiences. I'll be waiting a couple weeks before I actually go see it.
    They don't ruin movies, they enhance them. They're never there at good movies, only shitty ones like this. Half the time it's more entertaining listening to them than the actual movie. I wish horror DVDs would come with 'Annoying Nigger Commentary'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nevrmore View Post
    So is this supposed to be a remake of the original Friday the 13th? If so why is Jason in it. If so why is he wearing his hockey mask already.
    No it's a whole different movie. When it starts out he's not wearing the hockey mask though, he finds it about halfway through when he kills some stoned guy that's feeling up a store mannequin. (serious)
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    It's technically a loose remake of 1, 2 and 3. 1 is gotten out of the way at the very beginning, before the intro. He kills first set of teens before opening title, and then finds his mask.

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    so it's another reboot?

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    Yes, but this time it's a real reboot. Not just a 'let's bring the character back to life'.

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    anyone else laugh at the "say hi to mommy. IN HELL." line? and how nice the titties were on the girls? and that the asian guy looked like the feel good man?

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    The asian guy was from Disturbia and 21 so he does look like the comic relief.
    Also, yeah I heard a lot of titties too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Malicious Intent View Post
    anyone else laugh at the "say hi to mommy. IN HELL." line? and how nice the titties were on the girls? and that the asian guy looked like the feel good man?
    Haha I laughed at half of the lines in that movie because of the terrible acting, but the "say hi to mommy" bit was solid gold.
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    We's not goes downs that dusty roads again!
    Quote Originally Posted by Pickles
    Toki is that straight vadka? It's not even noon...

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    I didn't really think the acting was terrible from anyone except Trent, Whitney and Jenna.

    They cast Trent because he can scream like a girl, Whitney because she resembled the person they already cast for Jason's mother, and Jenna because... well, they needed someone who looked like they wouldn't just go around fucking every guy ever in existence, for obvious reasons.

    Well


    I liked the performances of Clay, Lawrence, Chewie, Chelsea, Leigh, everyone in the pre-credits sequence, the cop.

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