Thread: So Watchmen was amazing

For the record, real sex is not pretty. It is a lot of awkward, awkward thrusting and grunting. And then a flame thrower goes off.

Originally Posted by MalReynolds

For the record, real sex is not pretty. It is a lot of awkward, awkward thrusting and grunting. And then a flame thrower goes off.

Speak for yourself pencil dick, I slam em hard and make their pussies cum hard.

Movie was cool, but wtf. When I was done I was like "so how is it that all the costumed people in that movie got super strength?" Then I asked someone who actually read the comics and was told only Manhattan had any powers, but that clearly makes no sense. They could all take ridiculous beatings and beat the shit out of concrete walls and be fine. Assuming they do all have super strength and the ability to withstand tons of damage, then the movie is awesome. If they are supposed to be regular people, then that's just stupid as hell because they clearly aren't. No matter how much training someone has, they're still just human.