I know, I know. But there's no way I can get 100% of the elasticity I lost back. I will always have saggy patches, and that's true. I've consulted a few physicians about it. But of course I still do weight lifting and all that good stuff. But even my thighs - which are supremely powerful - have skin that's just kind of all... wrinkly. It's gross. I'm not going to post pics, but it is gross. Or my arms, which balloon out when they're by my side and have a nice little turkey waddle when I flex.

Blech. Anyway, I still do the weights and things like that, but I'm not expecting miracles. My expectations are very reasonable.