>sneak out of school during study period
>meet up with my dealer down the street, had asked him to get me some creatine
>"did you get me that stuff man?"
>"yeah bro, it wasn't easy. are you sure you want to do this stuff, it's pretty hardcore?"
>"yeah yeah I'll be fine just hand it over"
>Sitting in back of bus where no one can see me
>snort a line then rub one on my lips for good measure
>a few minutes pass and I start to feel jittery
>bus drives by planet fitness
>I jump towards it, destroying the bus and flipping it over with the force of my new quads. dozens of kids die
>walk through the door, literally, breaking glass and the metal frame on the way in
>eat all of the pizza
>people at front desks ask me to leave
>throw 4 of them over my shoulders and squat for 5 sets of 100
>go over to weight section, begin deadlifting 3 tons (they only had that much) with one hand
>PT yells "no bro no!" as the lunk alarm goes off
>landwhale approaches and begins yelling
>so enraged at this point I'd actually become a super saiyan
>roll her like a bowling ball into the cardio section, taking out the back wall of the gym
>ripped old guy is impressed, allows me to make gentle love to his anus in the locker room...no homo
>fly home for PWO meal
>eat the neighbors dog for maximum protein
>mom begins to ask how my day was, bursts into tears upon seeing my golden glowing hair knowing full well i have taken creatine
>get arrested for creatine use
>writing this from an undisclosed location
>it's cool though, the guards let me do pushups and **** and sneak me dbol (not as good as creatine, but still acceptable)
>Creatine. Not even once.