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    Default Training for Tough Guy

    I drunkenly agreed to take part in the tough guy challenge, and event held in the north of England on the last weekend of January consisting of a long cross country run and a ridiculous obstacle course.

    I am a stoner. This is my issue.

    I have a year to prepare and obviously I will be doing plenty of aerobic exercise (I have started running) but I am looking for advice on routines to build core strength without weights or attending a gym and also suggestions for conditioning myself. It will be between 0 and -10 degrees Celsius and I will have to crawl through icy water, wade through a lake and then run with wet freezing stuff on. I'm not entirely sure how to prepare myself for that.

    Official website (pretty shit website)
    http://www.toughguy.co.uk/index.php?...8&limitstart=1

    Headcam of some of the course


    Example of an icy obstacle
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    stop smoking weed

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    do a big fat line of k instead
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    I have stopped smoking cigarettes, I will only be smoking weed on the weekends when I take time off from training. K (as it is a fucking tranq) will be avoided at all costs.
    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
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    Because unclean people will have touched the floor model and assembling your own furniture is its own reward

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    k is actually a dissociative.
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


    Blind people don't see black, they see the same thing you see out of your elbow - VengfulScars

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    Oh right, so definitely a logical choice.
    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
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    Because unclean people will have touched the floor model and assembling your own furniture is its own reward

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    do a big fat line of blow instead
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    mix them, 50/50 blow/k then do a big fat line of it
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


    Blind people don't see black, they see the same thing you see out of your elbow - VengfulScars

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    This is pretty cool. Reminds me of American Gladiators with fewer mullets.

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    So this thread has turned into 'Which drugs should I take on the start line of Tough Guy?'
    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
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    Because unclean people will have touched the floor model and assembling your own furniture is its own reward

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    acid

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    and mushrooms
    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear
    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    take one of the many sheep you have in England

    slit its throat

    smear its blood on your face and chest


    PANDAS
    If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.

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    best idea so far
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


    Blind people don't see black, they see the same thing you see out of your elbow - VengfulScars

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    synthesize a new drug and then take that

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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    take one of the many sheep you have in England

    slit its throat

    smear its blood on your face and chest
    cannot rep the same post twice
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


    Blind people don't see black, they see the same thing you see out of your elbow - VengfulScars

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    Quote Originally Posted by justino View Post
    Hello fellow that's the nice one video's you have shared with all of us and also wanna say that the training log is also putty well..... Thanks buddy...............
    Greetings gentlemens, I would much like to have given thanks to you for interest in my topic. I would very like to have an informations on your fitness program. Thanks to again.
    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    I'm not adopting for the same reason i don't buy the floor model at Ikea.
    Quote Originally Posted by simonj View Post
    Because unclean people will have touched the floor model and assembling your own furniture is its own reward

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