Free Trojan Condom

**Drunkmike** · 01-14-2009, 09:57 PM

To get a rich celebrity pregnant. Let me explain.
I keep in my wallet what I call my "celebrity condom," which is a condom with a bunch of holes poked in it. If I EVER get the chance to fuck a rich model/celebrity, Ill use my special condom to create the illusion that we are using an effective mode of birth control, when in reality I just want her to get pregnant so I can leech off her the rest of my life. She can work and Ill take care of the kid and spend her money.
Thats my plan love it or hate it.

**Infernus** · 01-15-2009, 01:19 AM

Originally Posted by Drunkmike

To get a rich celebrity pregnant. Let me explain.
I keep in my wallet what I call my "celebrity condom," which is a condom with a bunch of holes poked in it. If I EVER get the chance to fuck a rich model/celebrity, Ill use my special condom to create the illusion that we are using an effective mode of birth control, when in reality I just want her to get pregnant so I can leech off her the rest of my life. She can work and Ill take care of the kid and spend her money.
Thats my plan love it or hate it.

Man. That is brilliant