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    Smile FREE WILL - You know, in case you die soon :)

    FREE WILL - You know, in case you die soon

    Free Will from Legal Einstein - Fill in Form & Print

    Prepared by lawyers!!!
    Fill it out, print it, and sign it! Easy as that! Now when you die, your shit will go to who you want it to.


    http://collegestack.com/index.php/fo...orumdetail/145

    Enjoy!

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    Free Will is a lie in a predictive universe.


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    If you don't like them, then get the fuck out.

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    Atheists are quite right

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    I leave my penis to my mom
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    recommendations:
    "I used to feel down every day going to my same boring job on the same boring train, coming back to the same boring unsatisfying wife and bumping uglies in the same boring way with the same boring handcuffs and whips and the same boring chocolate sauce over the same boring tits and fucking the same boring mistress whenever my wife was out with the same boring lies to the same boring kids as their same boring minds were scarred as they walked in on us in the same boring way and I continued to hide the same boring secrets and bury the of course different but ultimately same boring people after I'd killed them with the same variety of crazy weapons in my same boring attic and inherited all of their homogeneous boring money and used it to go on the same boring beach holidays and skiing trips and bachelor parties and wine tastings and cigar parties and to buy almost-the-same boring consoles and games every couple of fucking boring fucking years and I was beginning to realise (again) with the same boring agony the fucking futility of existence; of it's science and of it's mysticism and of it's lust and of it's discovery and of it's invention and of it's capital and of it's aspiration and of it's ideology and even of it's self-satisfied altruism as I realised had been done by the same fucking boring men over the ultimately wasted boring homogeneity of existence as a whole.
    Then I bought free will and now I enjoy life. I work as a plumber in a small town BUT I COULD DO FUCKING ANYTHING IF I WANTED TO."
    -Alex from Kent

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    "Now that I'm freed from the meshes of causality I'm utterly incoherent to other human beings! " - Sophie from Chester*

    *N.B. This is what we imagine Sophie would say if she hadn't been yodeling in a strange but satisfied manner for the past three years
    Last edited by Think; 09-27-2009 at 05:44 PM.

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    "I used to be totally depressed; I felt misanthropic and alienated because I felt that a deterministic world view was the only logical way of looking at the world and I found that world view unsatisfying. But since I bought free will, I have the free will to believe free will is true, even though it's flagrant nonsense. I'm doing so much better and I'm getting married to a real "free spirit" in March!" - John from California

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    BUY FREE WILL NOW AND WE'LL THROW IN A MIND-BODY DUALITY ABSOLUTELY FREE



    YOU'D HAVE TO BE INDOCTRINATED WITH THE WRONG SET OF CAUSAL EXPERIENCES NOT TO BE TEMPTED BY THIS BRILLIANT OFFER
    Last edited by Think; 09-27-2009 at 06:21 PM.

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    I am my own free solipsism.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Think View Post
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    just wondering.. where has drunk mike disappeared too?

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