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    Default Deus Ex: The Human Revolution


    Pre installed on steam.

    Pre thread for when it's released in 8 fucking days.

    God damn I've not been this hyped for a game since HL2, and from what I saw from the leak, the story is the best I've seen in a game since HL2 too.

    This will be so fucking good.

    Anyone else pre-creaming for this also?
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
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    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    I have witnessed many people pre-cream over this game

    you are now my guinea pig, if it's good I'll pick it up in a december sale
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    scarf wasn't man enough to do it so queendork pushed herself down the stairs.

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    I will report back asap with a detailed review.
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
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    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    hey shitface I just finished playing portal for the first time ever it was pretty good
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    scarf wasn't man enough to do it so queendork pushed herself down the stairs.

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    Have you finished creaming fallout 3 2 beta New Vegas DLC?

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    portal is cool, now you should play the 2nd!

    atmoscheer, you a little behind tbh.
    those are old news.

    although I haven't played any of the new vegas dlcs, and would very much like to. they are on my to buy list, when i get a job.
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    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
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    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    Wasn't New Vegas just a beta of fallout 3 DLC?

    (yes but with more bugs save early save often)

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    ummm that's retarded.
    all the fallout 3 dlcs came out way before new vegas.
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
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    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    The point was it's the exact same shit except only half finished and full of bugs

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShitFace View Post
    portal is cool, now you should play the 2nd!
    I mean I plan to, I just have to wait for a good time to download it considering I've only got 1.5 mbps and a 120 GB/month quota to work with.
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    scarf wasn't man enough to do it so queendork pushed herself down the stairs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmoscheer View Post
    The point was it's the exact same shit except only half finished and full of bugs
    Well it crashed now and then and there was the odd bug yes, but I still found it hilarious and loads of fun, so I can deal with a few bugs.
    A few bugs don't neccessarily ruin the game.
    Quote Originally Posted by sponge View Post
    I mean I plan to, I just have to wait for a good time to download it considering I've only got 1.5 mbps and a 120 GB/month quota to work with.
    Ah right, that's a shame.
    It makes me laugh people are still thinking about the download quota they have.
    Last edited by ShitFace; 08-21-2011 at 11:33 AM.
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    Quote Originally Posted by ShitFace View Post
    Now you have something to wear while you jerk off during the cut scenes.

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    Don't be silly, I wouldn't want to ruin that lovely coat.
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    dont buy from gamestop theyre opening all the cases and taking out the onlive codes because its "competition"

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    Bought it a few hours ago and kept playing till about 10 minutes ago, time seems to go by fast when playing this game. Reminds me of Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines.

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    Always a good sign imo...
    I still got 9 hours until it unlocks on steam for me
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
    ShitFace says:
    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    I went to rent the game and the store's employees had rented all three copies the day it came out

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    lol they only had 3 copies?
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
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    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
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    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    well i mean not everyone is as big of a Deus Ex fanboy as you are

    they usually only have one or two copies of new games to rent

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    there has been massive hype for this game thank you very much.
    they were idiots for not having more than usual
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    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
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    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    they did have more than usual

    3 is more than 1 or 2

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    Quote Originally Posted by KT. View Post
    3 is more than 1 or 2
    Bullshit.


    Quote Originally Posted by ShitFace View Post
    there has been massive hype for this game thank you very much.
    they were idiots for not having more than usual
    Not really...no. Among Deus Ex fans there has been a big amount of hype, but generally, there hasn't been much. All the good reviews will give it notoriety though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Infernus View Post
    dont buy from gamestop theyre opening all the cases and taking out the onlive codes because its "competition"
    Kinda wish you bought it from Gamestop now don't ya? $50 gift certificate + B2G1 on used games offers for those who got their onlive coupon removed from their copy.

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    i didnt buy it

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    Quote Originally Posted by crapoo16 View Post
    Kinda wish you bought it from Gamestop now don't ya? $50 gift certificate + B2G1 on used games offers for those who got their onlive coupon removed from their copy.
    still have to live in shame that you actually supported that abortion of a company
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    Alright, sorry it took a while (been distracted by the old republic lol) but here's my verdict and some screenshots.

    Yeah, this game is awesome. The citys are a bit smaller than I expected, but the missions are good fun, it has a good story, and there seems to be multiple different ways of getting to an objective..I'm constantly finding vents I could have come in by instead of the way I did come in.
    The graphics aren't top of the line, although they do look very nice for the machines/augmentations on people. I kind of like the graphics not being top of the line though, almost gives it a retro feel lol.

    The combat in the game is great fun, taking cover can be a bit of a hassle sometimes, but once you got the hang of it it's great. Also Adam becomes great at moving from cover to cover and not being detected, which comes in handy as you can imagine. Takedowns and punching through walls are also immensely satisfying.

    I won't spam this thread with screenshots, but here's a link to my steam page which has the screenies on it.
    link
    Andy says:
    prince of persia is more skill than hack and slash
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    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    so this is what it feels like to be kaiden alenko/carth onasi

    it's not as bad as I'd imagined

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    also, I really am enjoying this game

    the creativity with which it allows you to solve problems is remarkable

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    lol carth onasi...
    why the kotor reference, i don't get it.

    and yeah, it really is amazing. the amount of times i've gone in the front door then realised i could have gone in through xyz is kinda annoying lol.
    i'm going to play it through once, learn all the vents/sewers and then on my 2nd playthrough, i'll be a total ghost.
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    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
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    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    Quote Originally Posted by ShitFace View Post
    lol carth onasi...
    why the kotor reference, i don't get it.
    I think Jensen has the same voice actor

    I guess I might be wrong and it's just some other incredibly throaty guy

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    lol.
    he sounds like batman...i can't remember what carth sounded like but i don't remember it being like that.
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    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    A sample of what can be done in this game.


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    lol. AND THEN ADAM WENT TO CHINA.

    Have you seen the dancing videos, as well as how many bodies you can fit in a vent video?
    They are funny.
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    i dont think skill is a genre of game lol
    Andy says:
    of course it is you have seen the crystal maze havnt you?
    he says what next a skill physical mental?


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    Can't buy anything off Steam at the moment because of my location, but I can't wait to play. Currently getting by on Deus Ex GOTY.
    Unthinking respect for authority is the greatest enemy of truth.
    Albert Einstein

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    Quote Originally Posted by sponge View Post
    still have to live in shame that you actually supported that abortion of a company
    It's okay I didn't :]

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    Quote Originally Posted by hydro View Post
    so this is what it feels like to be kaiden alenko/carth onasi

    it's not as bad as I'd imagined
    :rofl:
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    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    You're probably the only person who be able to commit felony-level acts of violence in nerd rage.
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