I read a book for 5 minutes. It was repetitive. It was all, "words words words," and I was all, "fuck words." I mean, I did buy the book knowing full well going in to it that it would be full of 'words', and that I do not like 'words', but I did it anyway. Guess I'm some kind of moron.

And actually, you can come to the conclusion that sex is bad after 5 minutes, if after 5 minutes there is no more sex.