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    Default Who would win in a Fight, MC Vs Boba Fett

    The scenario is:

    The level "The Covenant" from halo 3. the entire playable area is what they both have to work with, they can both choose any 3 guns, on top of their armor, from their realm, and they know the other is looking for them.
    They start on opposite sides of the map.

    Would vehicles change the outcome?
    (Personally I think Slave I would rape the entire covenant fleet by itself, but thats just me)
    Who wins?

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    There is no comedy option. Although Master Chief would spank that ass.
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    Bobba Fet for sure

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    Bobba Fett Hands Down.

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    Bobba Fett because he comes from a halfway decent series.
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    Boba Fett has a jet pack.

    Master Chief can only jump high.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous D View Post
    Boba Fett has a jet pack.

    Master Chief can only jump high.
    Very true, but on the flip side MC has recharging shields.
    Boba Fett only has very strong metal.
    I voted can't decide btw. I'm honestly stumped.

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    Boba Fett would win in a battle of awesome, obviously. But in just a regular battle? Master Chief.

    He's conditioned to a superhuman peak. He has recharging armour. He has extensive military training in every possible area.

    Boba Fett wouldn't know what hit him.

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    Nerdcore out of Nerdcore

    Also, Boba Fett by a mile

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    Boba Fett would win in a battle of awesome, obviously. But in just a regular battle? Master Chief.

    He's conditioned to a superhuman peak. He has recharging armour. He has extensive military training in every possible area.

    Boba Fett wouldn't know what hit him.
    100% correct.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    Boba Fett would win in a battle of awesome, obviously. But in just a regular battle? Master Chief.

    He's conditioned to a superhuman peak. He has recharging armour. He has extensive military training in every possible area.

    Boba Fett wouldn't know what hit him.
    QFT - I was trying to sum that up in my own words but gwahir hit the nail on the head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mach 5 View Post
    QFT - I was trying to sum that up in my own words but gwahir hit the nail on the head.
    Fett managed to stand toe-to-toe with Vader himself... And honestly as much as I <3 the MC I don't see him walking away from that one...
    But you guys bring up some good points...

    The more I think about it, the more I stump myself and agree with my vote.
    It's completely unknowable.

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    Boba Fett doesn't usually do deathmatches
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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    Boba Fett doesn't usually do deathmatches
    Well, castle, it's sort of like a fantasy that will never actually happen.

    Sort of like when you think about having sex with a woman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    Well, castle, it's sort of like a fantasy that will never actually happen.

    Sort of like when you think about having sex with a woman.
    Nice one Mr Christian.


    Now, if you're not a complete retard, you'll understand that I was responding to sions post above mine. Boba Fett isn't a "Alright, you're in a 50 ft by 50 ft battlefield, now fight" guy, where as Master Chief really is, so he'd probably lose. I could see it going either way, as Mr fett is a cagey dude, but MC is really the best soldier ever. Period.


    Do you ever look in the mirror and just cry? You strike me as the type that would.


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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    Nice one Mr Christian.


    Now, if you're not a complete retard, you'll understand that I was responding to sions post above mine. Boba Fett isn't a "Alright, you're in a 50 ft by 50 ft battlefield, now fight" guy, where as Master Chief really is, so he'd probably lose. I could see it going either way, as Mr fett is a cagey dude, but MC is really the best soldier ever. Period.


    Do you ever look in the mirror and just cry? You strike me as the type that would.


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    Whatever John Goodman.

    That's not an ugly joke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    Whatever John Goodman.

    That's not an ugly joke.
    dude, John Goodman is awesome
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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    dude, John Goodman is awesome
    I'm talking Coyote Ugly John Goodman.

    Not Roseanne John Goodman.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    I'm talking Coyote Ugly John Goodman.

    Not Roseanne John Goodman.
    I was thinking Big Lebowski and Death Sentence John Goodman

    I never saw Coyote Ugly
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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    I was thinking Big Lebowski and Death Sentence John Goodman

    I never saw Coyote Ugly
    Don't.

    Ever.

    I'm saving your life.
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    I kinda figured that was the case
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    Tidus why did you watch Coyote Ugly?
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    I saw it at the cinema for a friends birthday I believe.
    Hot girls dancing on a bar is a good enough reason for me.

    Not that I cared at that age, but still.

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    Quote Originally Posted by djwolford View Post
    Tidus why did you watch Coyote Ugly?
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    I saw it at the cinema for a friends birthday I believe.
    Hot girls dancing on a bar is a good enough reason for me.

    Not that I cared at that age, but still.
    That.

    And my mother was recording it for some dumb reason and I was bored.

    I'd get some of Piper Perabo if I could.
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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    Boba Fett isn't a "Alright, you're in a 50 ft by 50 ft battlefield, now fight" guy, where as Master Chief really is, so he'd probably lose. I could see it going either way, as Mr fett is a cagey dude, but MC is really the best soldier ever. Period.
    yeah, these are good points. i didn't really take into account just how sneaky and cunning the fettman can be (although i did take into account his resilience). it seems like something where the chief is the obvious horse to back, but clever writing could yield a plot in which boba comes out on top.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    yeah, these are good points. i didn't really take into account just how sneaky and cunning the fettman can be (although i did take into account his resilience). it seems like something where the chief is the obvious horse to back, but clever writing could yield a plot in which boba comes out on top.
    Oh don't get me wrong, the fight would be good. Look at the arsenal he carries. The missile on his back could one shot MC (it's definitely more powerful than the shitty rocket launcher from halo) and his flamethrower would be effective as hell.


    It'd be cool to read about, but it's not really fair. This is almost as bad as Batman vs Iron Man

    I mean come on, that's not really very fair
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    Technically there is a whole army of Boba Fetts. Who is to say that he hasn't gotten himself a new one and trained him just like his father had trained him? There is an potentially endless supply of Boba Fetts and only one Master Chief. Even if the chief badass himself BF got taken (which I don't think he would due simply to mobility), there is an endless line to replace him. Master Chief would eventually die, whereas Boba Fett lives forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    Technically there is a whole army of Boba Fetts. Who is to say that he hasn't gotten himself a new one and trained him just like his father had trained him? There is an potentially endless supply of Boba Fetts and only one Master Chief. Even if the chief badass himself BF got taken (which I don't think he would due simply to mobility), there is an endless line to replace him. Master Chief would eventually die, whereas Boba Fett lives forever.
    True.

    I forgot about that.

    A lot of people don't realize that the Storm Troopers were the Clone Troopers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    True.

    I forgot about that.

    A lot of people don't realize that the Storm Troopers were the Clone Troopers.
    Only some of them.
    And the whole clone thing, let me piss all over that real fast.
    For the scenario, only 1 of each is allowed, because if Boba calls in his clones then MC calls in the entire Spartan II' and III' program.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    Technically there is a whole army of Boba Fetts. Who is to say that he hasn't gotten himself a new one and trained him just like his father had trained him? There is an potentially endless supply of Boba Fetts and only one Master Chief. Even if the chief badass himself BF got taken (which I don't think he would due simply to mobility), there is an endless line to replace him. Master Chief would eventually die, whereas Boba Fett lives forever.
    Um


    There's not an entire army of Boba Fetts. There are a ton of clone soldiers who die prematurely due to manipulations of their genome. They are NOT Boba Fett. Not to mention the fact that only one clone trooper ever survived, as he found a way to reverse and effectively stop aging.

    He did eventually become MAndalore, and trained his mandalorian warriors to be badass, but this is a one on one fight, and for you to try and use loopholes cheapens MR Fett.

    Also, technically Spartans regenerate every 8 seconds or so
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sion View Post
    Only some of them.
    And the whole clone thing, let me piss all over that real fast.
    For the scenario, only 1 of each is allowed, because if Boba calls in his clones then MC calls in the entire Spartan II' and III' program.
    Oh no 300 children who got destroyed pretty handily lol

    John's Blue Team could probably take the entire Spartan II and III project trained by Kurt and Mendez. They don't even have real armor. Their EVA modifications were weak compared to Mjolnir.
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    I am out of my league in this discussion

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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    They don't even have real armor. Their EVA modifications were weak compared to Mjolnir.
    Yeah, but there are like what, 15 Spartan II's left?
    Look at thermopylae (IRL), look at the battle of Reach, look at what happened at Harvest.
    Numbers are a big part of any major conflict.

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    and wasn't "blue team" a temporary designation?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sion View Post
    and wasn't "blue team" a temporary designation?
    No?

    Blue Team was Fred, Linda, Kelly, and John
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
    Whoever gets the first headshot snipe.
    This
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    Captain Castle: Now with the ability to fuck you into atheism
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    Correct answer: Darth Vader.

    He's just such a billy badass he wins by default.
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    i would have whipped out my dick in that situation
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    Quote Originally Posted by no_brains_no_worries View Post
    Correct answer: Darth Vader.

    He's just such a billy badass he wins by default.
    I cannot believe you just used the phrase billy badass


    Don't you bring riddick into this
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    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    I cannot believe you just used the phrase billy badass


    Don't you bring riddick into this
    There are very few times that a blade wielding half-chimp in sunglasses has a phrase that applies to other fictional characters.

    This just so happens to be one of those times.
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    But what is their policy on winning the hearts and minds through forcible vaginal entry?

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