Oh my fucking god....holy shit nuts and a side of ass garbage. This game fucking sucks beyond belief, if it came out 10-300 years ago, someone might be impressed, but this horrible piece of shit is the worst game of 2009 guaranteed. The gameplay sucks, the graphics suck, the audio sucks and even the concept sucks. It's like the makers went to Atlantic City and got a $2 hooker to suck on their dicks and got the idea of "well if this sucking feels so good, maybe our sucking will too!" Stay the fuck away from this game, don't even pirate it, your bandwith deserves a lot more then such a piece of shit. If someone came up to you and asked if you wanted aids or this game, you better choose aids, cause then your friends won't make fun of you for being a faggot who likes the gayest things imaginable. I give this game a Richard Simmons out of 10.