Bumping this since the game's still active and still being updated.

Guy Rollo exclaims, "This sounds like a job for a detective!"
Guy Rollo has been attacked with the weldingtool by Guy Rollo.
Guy Rollo [145.9] says, "Actually never mind, I just burned myself in the face. I'll be a moment."
Sippy Jones says, "I have somethings we can use as weapons"
Guy Rollo says, "That's all well and good, but I don't care right now. I burned myself in the fuckin' face."

Then guy to me on AIM:

albie: Also, I totally just decently handled a Syndicate while unarmed.
albie: Chased him down the halls, punched him in the head, and he kept missing with his bullets.
albie: He totally shot me at the end though, but I'm faking my death.
albie: Okay, and he shot me again.