Thread: Space Station 13

And now the story of how a monkey killed me.

Sycld Singh says, "I AM A SCIENTIST"
Sycld Singh says, "UNIVERSITY OF GUJARAT"
Aloysius Knight says, "Congratulations"
Sycld Singh asks, "WHAT ARE YOU?"
Aloysius Knight says, "Cambridge"
Sycld Singh says, "HOORAY"
Sycld Singh says, "LET US DO SCIENCE"
The monkey (715) scratches.
Aloysius Knight exclaims, "Sure!"
[...]
Aloysius Knight says, "No fucking pooping monkeys"
The monkey (408) jumps!
Aloysius Knight says, "Fucking shitting everywere"
Aloysius Knight says, "pisses me off no end"
(At this point he gasses monkeys to death)
Sycld Singh exclaims, "Hooray!"
[...]
Sycld Singh asks, "What are you doing?"
Aloysius Knight says, "trying to giftwrap a dead monkey"
Aloysius Knight says, "Hey tell me if this hurts"
Sycld Singh asks, "If what hurts?"
Aloysius Knight has thrown the monkey (715).
Sycld Singh has been hit by the monkey (715)
Aloysius Knight says, "wow"
Aloysius Knight says, "knockback"
Sycld Singh seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Aloysius Knight says, "damn"
Aloysius Knight says, "monkey missiles isnt going to work"