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    i dont even believe that lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShitFace View Post
    i dont even believe that lol
    http://ss13.donglabs.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=494

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    And now a memorable round wherein a group of evil syndicates wanted to hijack the station and gain control over a nuclear authentication disk to destroy the galaxy or something. And I valiantly threw it into a freezer in which no one ever checked to look despite claims by the admins and others that I was an idiot for doing so. The "Home Alliance Update" being admin announcements.

    Also I suppose this shows an average SS13 round from my point of view:

    Now teleporting.
    [...]
    The current game mode is - Secret!
    The game will pick between AI malfunction, blob, meteor, nuclear emergency, revolution, traitor, and wizard!
    Now dispensing all identification cards.
    Enver Hoxha is the captain!
    You are the Captain.
    The locker has been unlocked by Enver Hoxha.
    BUDDY-286 is the AI!
    The locker has been locked by Enver Hoxha.
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "Hello station."
    Enver Hoxha says, "Hello station."
    The locker has been unlocked by Enver Hoxha.
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Hello Station Crew. Have a secure day."
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "BEEP"
    Enver Hoxha has added the swat helmet to the backpack!
    Enver Hoxha has added the laser gun to the backpack!
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Don't forget to hide the nuclear disk. BEEP"
    The locker has been locked by Enver Hoxha.
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] asks, "Nuclear disk, you say?"
    Enver Hoxha asks, "Nuclear disk, you say?"
    Seer [145.9] says, "Yes hide the disc captain"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "North of your office"
    Ted Steel [145.9] says, "no don't"
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "I SHALL HIDE IT"
    Enver Hoxha says, "I SHALL HIDE IT"
    Ted Steel [145.9] says, "HIDE IT IN PLAIN SIGHT"
    Ted Steel [145.9] says, "that's the best way to hide something"
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "I contemplated that, but that's probably a bad move."
    Enver Hoxha says, "I contemplated that, but that's probably a bad move."
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Abel Leslie has signed up as Head of Security."
    Triggerhappypilot earned the A Holly Jolly Spacemas medal.
    Enver Hoxha has added Nuclear Authentication Disk to the backpack!
    OOC: Triggerhappypilot: who else is playing this game on christmas/has no life?
    Enver Hoxha says, "Hello"
    The Spy [145.9] says, "AI OPEN"
    The Spy [145.9] says, "SYNDICATES"
    Enver Hoxha has added Nuclear Authentication Disk to the backpack!
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] declares, "Station shields activated"
    Seer [145.9] says, "TO ARMS"
    OOC: SynthOrange: It's Boxing Day here. Christmas is long gone.
    The Spy [145.9] says, "AI OPEN CAPTAIN CLOSET"
    The Spy [145.9] says, "NOOOOW"
    Seer [145.9] says, "though we hve no security"
    The Spy [145.9] says, "Kay, seal it"
    This is far too important to throw away!
    OOC: Triggerhappypilot: There are no timezones in space
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Syndicate in brig gas room"
    The Spy [145.9] says, "Crew, report to the security room for free weapons."
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Brig"
    Seer [145.9] asks, "SYNDICATE IN BRIG?"
    Seer [145.9] says, "Spy"
    The Spy [145.9] asks, "Yes?"
    Enver Hoxha says, "Crew, I have hidden the disk. That is all."
    Seer [145.9] says, "No security"
    Seer [145.9] says, "HOS must open it"
    The Spy [145.9] says, "Fffffuck"
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "I am fine, station. I have hidden the disk using the powers of Marxism-Leninism."
    Enver Hoxha says, "I am fine, station. I have hidden the disk using the powers of Marxism-Leninism."
    Enver Hoxha has added Health Analyzer to the backpack!
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Syndicate outside courtroom"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Inside now"
    The Spy [145.9] says, "HHEELPP COOURRTTTT RROOOOOMM"
    The Spy [145.9] says, "HHEEELLP"
    Seer [145.9] says, "GO TO SECURITY FOR WEAPONS"
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "I will give a free laser gun and helmet of swatting glory to any human I see first"
    Enver Hoxha says, "I will give a free laser gun and helmet of swatting glory to any human I see first"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] declares, "Station shields activated"
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "And so I gave them away."
    Enver Hoxha says, "And so I gave them away."
    Seer [145.9] says, "NEED BACKUP"
    Seer [145.9] says, "COUR"
    Enver Hoxha has added the fire extinguisher to the backpack!
    The Spy [145.9] says, "GRAB WEAPONS"
    The Spy [145.9] says, "FIGHT THEM OFF"
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] asks, "Hey AI, can I hide in your chamber?"
    Enver Hoxha asks, "Hey AI, can I hide in your chamber?"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Boop"
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "Fag."
    Enver Hoxha says, "Fag."
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "Who wants to hide the Captain? Say "Me!""
    Enver Hoxha says, "Who wants to hide the Captain? Say "Me!""
    You push the wall but nothing happens!
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] declares, "Thrain oakensheild has arrived on the station"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Official Big Babby hiding place is the outpost."
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "No one? That's fine, I'm more awesome than that."
    Enver Hoxha says, "No one? That's fine, I'm more awesome than that."
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Thrain oakensheild has signed up as Head of Personnel."
    Seer [145.9] says, "CAPTAIN"
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] asks, "Yes?"
    Enver Hoxha asks, "Yes?"
    Thrain oakensheild [145.9] asks, "does any one need a ID changed?"
    Seer [145.9] says, "I HAVE A SWAT HELM OF GLORT"
    Seer [145.9] says, "THE SYNIDCATE IS DEAD"
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "I don't know what a 'glort' is but that's just fine."
    Enver Hoxha says, "I don't know what a 'glort' is but that's just fine."
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "Good"
    Enver Hoxha says, "Good"
    Seer [145.9] says, "GLORY"
    Home Alliance Update

    Captain that is the worst possible hiding spot.

    Enver Hoxha says, "Hello."
    Thrain oakensheild says, "Hollo"
    Enver Hoxha says, "So"
    Enver Hoxha says, "There are syndicates on this here station"
    Enver Hoxha says, "They want to kill us and corrupt our invincible Marxist-Leninist ideology"
    OOC: RU 187 261 LIB: did someone taser the syndicate in the courtroom, it was me and I have no clue what happened, I blacked out in an empty room from what I could see
    Enver Hoxha says, "Ergo I entrust you with defending me"
    Unknown [145.9] says, "OW"
    Thrain oakensheild asks, "what do you wan't to do to them?"
    Unknown [145.9] says, "MICHAEL PHELPS"
    Unknown [145.9] says, "IS SYNDICATE"
    Enver Hoxha says, "The opposite of killing me or having me die"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "He is in cargo bay"
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "TO THE CARGO BAY"
    Enver Hoxha says, "TO THE CARGO BAY"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Second syndicate in cargo"
    Your shield stops the bullet!
    Your shield stops the bullet!
    OOC: Cheesybacon: ic in ooc
    Unknown fires a revolver at the floor!
    Your shield stops the bullet!
    Unknown fires a revolver at Enver Hoxha!
    Your shield stops the bullet!
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] declares, "Harvey Brandenburg has arrived on the station"
    Michael Phelps fires a revolver at the floor!
    Your shield stops the bullet!
    Michael Phelps has been attacked with the revolver by Enver Hoxha.
    Michael Phelps has been shot point-blank by Enver Hoxha!
    Michael Phelps has been attacked with the revolver by Enver Hoxha.
    Michael Phelps has been shot point-blank by Enver Hoxha!
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Outside courtroom"
    Michael Phelps has been attacked with the revolver by Enver Hoxha.
    Michael Phelps has been stunned!
    Michael Phelps has been shot point-blank by Enver Hoxha!
    OOC: Skintag: man ballistics sheilds are so gay
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "Phelps is down."
    Enver Hoxha says, "Phelps is down."
    Cheesybacon earned the A Holly Jolly Spacemas medal.
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "The detective is down"
    Enver Hoxha has added the revolver to the backpack!
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "Yeah he is, but Phelps being down is better."
    Enver Hoxha says, "Yeah he is, but Phelps being down is better."
    Remove that mask!
    Unknown fires a revolver at Enver Hoxha!
    Enver Hoxha is trying to empty Michael Phelps's pockets!!
    Your shield stops the bullet!
    Unknown [145.9] says, "BRIG"
    Unknown fires a revolver at Enver Hoxha!
    Your shield stops the bullet!
    Unknown fires a revolver at Enver Hoxha!
    Your shield stops the bullet!
    Unknown fires a revolver at the floor!
    Unknown [145.9] says, "SYND IN BRIG"
    Unknown fires a revolver at the floor!
    Enver Hoxha stuffs Michael Phelps into Closet!
    Enver Hoxha stuffs Michael Phelps into Closet!
    OOC: Enallyniv: your so gay
    This is a bloody revolver. It is a normal-sized item.
    There are 3 bullets left! Uses 357.
    Unknown [145.9] says, "SYND DOWN NORTH OF ENGINE"
    Unknown [145.9] says, "HELP ME OUT"
    Unknown [145.9] says, "NOW"
    Unknown [145.9] says, "IM DOWNED TOO I GOT SHOT"
    Unknown [145.9] says, "TWO OF EM"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Second syndicate north"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Both are up"
    Enver Hoxha fires a revolver at the floor!
    OOC: NodNodNod: Oh god,
    Unknown has been attacked with the revolver by Unknown.
    Unknown has been shot point-blank by Unknown!
    Enver Hoxha fires a revolver at the floor!
    Enver Hoxha fires a revolver at the floor!
    Enver Hoxha has added the revolver to the backpack!
    Thrain oakensheild says, "sir some one shot at me"
    Enver Hoxha says, "Well kill them for it"
    Thrain oakensheild says, "a unkown"
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "Dear station, if you see men in black, either run or scream for help"
    Enver Hoxha says, "Dear station, if you see men in black, either run or scream for help"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "One is in medbay"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Not cargo"
    Home Alliance Update

    BETTER DEAD THAN RED

    Abel Leslie has been attacked with the backpack by Unknown.
    Alert: The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in approximately 10 minutes.
    Unknown fires a revolver at the floor!
    Unknown fires a revolver at Enver Hoxha!
    *click* *click*
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] asks, "So, uh, anyone alive?"
    Enver Hoxha asks, "So, uh, anyone alive?"
    HogansHeroes earned the Damned medal.
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Syndie outside med"
    Enver Hoxha says, "Sup"
    Unknown says, "hey bud"
    Enver Hoxha says, "Hey"
    Enver Hoxha says, "Don't come closer"
    Enver Hoxha says, "DO NOT RUN AWAY EITHER"
    Enver Hoxha says, "YOU FAGGOT"
    Enver Hoxha says, "Hey there"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Outside security checkpoint"
    Thrain oakensheild asks, "yeah?"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Two of them"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "One moving east"
    Enver Hoxha says, "Go kill men in black"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Other recharging a taser"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Boop"
    You hear muffled speech... but nothing is there...
    Enver Hoxha is trying to empty Shane Greene's pockets!!
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Inside medbay"
    Enver Hoxha is trying to empty Seer's pockets!!
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Now outside again beep"
    Enver Hoxha has added the laser gun to the backpack!
    Thrain oakensheild has been attacked with the taser gun by Unknown.
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Outside brig"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Hop down"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "One is dressed as the hos I guess boop"
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "So"
    Enver Hoxha says, "So"
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "I have decided to go and hide in the darkness."
    Enver Hoxha says, "I have decided to go and hide in the darkness."
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "I am now at the very east of the station"
    Enver Hoxha says, "I am now at the very east of the station"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] declares, "Stev Ansahok has arrived on the station"
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "You will never find me"
    Enver Hoxha says, "You will never find me"
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "Etc."
    Enver Hoxha says, "Etc."
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Stev Ansahok has signed up as Chef."
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] asks, "So AI, got any idea of what to do?"
    Enver Hoxha asks, "So AI, got any idea of what to do?"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "beep"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "They are now in toxins"
    Stev Ansahok [145.9] asks, "So, what's going on?"
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "Stev, there are syndicalists running around"
    Enver Hoxha says, "Stev, there are syndicalists running around"
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "They want to overthrow our glorious station"
    Enver Hoxha says, "They want to overthrow our glorious station"
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "And replace it with murder"
    Enver Hoxha says, "And replace it with murder"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Outside medbay"
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "As your Captain I command you to defend this station. That is all."
    Enver Hoxha says, "As your Captain I command you to defend this station. That is all."
    Unknown has deactivated Security Camera!
    Unknown has added the wirecutters to the backpack!
    Enver Hoxha has added the taser gun to the backpack!
    Enver Hoxha has added the revolver to the backpack!
    You push the wall but nothing happens!
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "Dear syndicates"
    Enver Hoxha says, "Dear syndicates"
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "If I see you, you shall fall by my mighty hands"
    Enver Hoxha says, "If I see you, you shall fall by my mighty hands"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "One is in robotics"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Robotics is also bolted shut"
    Unknown [147.5] says, "not too good"
    Enver Hoxha has been stunned with the stun baton by Unknown!
    Enver Hoxha has been stunned with the stun baton by Unknown!
    Enver Hoxha says, "FFFuuuccckk"
    Enver Hoxha has been attacked with the backpack by Unknown.
    Unknown has added Stun Baton to the backpack!
    Enver Hoxha has been attacked with the backpack by Unknown.
    Enver Hoxha has been attacked with the backpack by Unknown.
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "''mm dddownn,, CCCCaaappttaaainn iss ddoownn ssttaattiinn iiss ffuucckkeedd.. GGGGooooddbbyyee wwooorrlldd.."
    Enver Hoxha says, "''mm dddownn,, CCCCaaappttaaainn iss ddoownn ssttaattiinn iiss ffuucckkeedd.. GGGGooooddbbyyee wwooorrlldd.."
    Unknown has added Stun Baton to the backpack!
    Enver Hoxha has been attacked with the revolver by Unknown.
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    You have given up life and succumbed to death.

    [At this point I died and could observe/spectate anyone, and hear the "dead chat" between dead players.]

    DEAD: Enver Hoxha says, "That totally sucked yo"
    DEAD: Ghost (Seer) says, "You the micheal philps go or other"
    DEAD: Ghost (Seer) says, "Lol"
    DEAD: Ghost (Zero-G Syndi-Code Czar) says, "I was the one who threw the bomb in the courtoom dressed as santa"
    DEAD: Ghost (Zero-G Syndi-Code Czar) says, "yeah iwas michael phelps"
    DEAD: The Spy (as Unknown) says, "I got shot with a revovler 6 times at almost point blank"
    DEAD: Ghost (Seer) says, "Its gonna be netrual victory"
    DEAD: The Spy (as Unknown) says, "And I survived it"
    DEAD: Ghost (Seer) says, "If somebody took me to medbay i wouldve lived"
    Unknown says, "say theyll know if we disguise"
    DEAD: The Spy (as Unknown) says, "But someone comes up to me and shoots me with a revolver once when I almost kill a syndicate, dead"
    DEAD: Ghost (Ted Steel) says, "too bad they refuse to use pinpointers"
    Unknown says, "we can't use him as a disguise now."
    Unknown says, "yeah"
    DEAD: Ghost (Zero-G Syndi-Code Czar) says, "I see this dead syndie everyone is beaten on like literally 5 seconds after we get on the station, so i tossed a bomb in there"
    BUDDY-286 declares, "Dr. Trevon Armstrong has arrived on the station"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] declares, "Dr. Trevon Armstrong has arrived on the station"
    BUDDY-286 states, "Dr. Trevon Armstrong has signed up as Quartermaster."
    BUDDY-286 states, "HELLO TREVOR"
    DEAD: Ghost (Seer) says, "yea"
    DEAD: Ghost (Ted Steel) says, "yeah, that almost got me"
    BUDDY-286 states, "THERE ARE SYNDICATES hello how are you"
    Dr. Trevon Armstrong says, "uhh hi"
    DEAD: The Spy (as Unknown) says, "The bomb destroyed everything around me, but didn't even hurt me, oddly enough."
    DEAD: Ghost (Seer) says, "Pinpointers are lifesavers"
    BUDDY-286 states, "Pleave avoid cargo bay."
    DEAD: Ghost (Zero-G Syndi-Code Czar) says, "Looks like it got a couple people hahaha"
    DEAD: Ghost (Ted Steel) says, "then my connection fucked up and by the time I reconnected, by emergency o2 tank had run out"
    DEAD: Ghost (Seer) says, "Suffocate suffocate suf suf"
    Unknown [147.5] says, "this pinpointer isnt doijg shit"
    Unknown says, "this pinpointer isnt doijg shit"
    Unknown [147.5] says, "HOP is us guys"
    Unknown says, "HOP is us guys"
    Zero-G Syndi-Code Operative #2 [147.5] says, "I'm HOS, currently bolted inside robotics"
    Zero-G Syndi-Code Operative #2 (as Abel Leslie) says, "I'm HOS, currently bolted inside robotics"
    Zero-G Syndi-Code Operative #2 [147.5] says, "not getting much progress trying to unbolt this thing"
    Zero-G Syndi-Code Operative #2 (as Abel Leslie) says, "not getting much progress trying to unbolt this thing"
    Unknown [147.5] asks, "got an emag?"
    Unknown asks, "got an emag?"
    DEAD: Ghost (Hogans Hero) says, "Use the window, dumbass.."
    Thrain oakensheild asks, "Hello?"
    Zero-G Syndi-Code Operative #2 [147.5] says, "The AI bolted it"
    Zero-G Syndi-Code Operative #2 (as Abel Leslie) says, "The AI bolted it"
    BUDDY-286 states, "Hello"
    BUDDY-286 states, "BEEP"
    DEAD: Ghost (Ted Steel) says, "bahahaha yeah wetf"
    DEAD: Ghost (Zero-G Syndi-Code Czar) says, "The disc is literally completely unprotected, sitting in a freezer"
    Unknown [147.5] says, "break the window"
    Unknown says, "break the window"
    DEAD: Ghost (Zero-G Syndi-Code Czar) says, "all doors to it are emagged open"
    DEAD: Enver Hoxha exclaims, "Thankfully I was smart enough to put it there!"
    DEAD: Enver Hoxha says, "Or WAS I"
    DEAD: Ghost (King Boner) says, "And no one brought a pinpointer."
    Zero-G Syndi-Code Operative #2 (as Abel Leslie) says, "that works too"
    BUDDY-286 states, "Hello Thrain. You may want to retrieve the disk from the bridge. Beep boop."
    Unknown [147.5] says, "dick on birdge"
    Unknown says, "dick on birdge"
    DEAD: Ghost (Zero-G Syndi-Code Czar) says, "I had pin pojnter but yeah these other syndies are dumb"
    DEAD: Ghost (Ted Steel) says, "they have one"
    DEAD: Ghost (Hogans Hero) asks, "Where is it?"
    DEAD: Ghost (Ted Steel) says, "they just don't know how to use it"
    DEAD: Ghost (Hogans Hero) says, "I don't see it in the kitchen"
    DEAD: Ghost (Zero-G Syndi-Code Czar) asks, "why arent they using it?"
    DEAD: Ghost (Zero-G Syndi-Code Czar) says, "its int he cargo bay"
    DEAD: Ghost (Hogans Hero) says, "oh"
    DEAD: Ghost (Ted Steel) says, "one of them said a second ago "this pinpointer isn't doing shit""
    Unknown [147.5] says, "bbbeeeeppskkyyy ggoott meeee"
    Unknown says, "bbbeeeeppskkyyy ggoott meeee"
    Unknown [147.5] says, "ccoooppppuurrrrt"
    Unknown says, "ccoooppppuurrrrt"
    Unknown [147.5] says, "cppurtt"
    Unknown says, "cppurtt"
    DEAD: Ghost (Zero-G Syndi-Code Czar) says, "when you ghost you can observe the auth disk hth"
    Unknown [147.5] says, "oooourrttt"
    Unknown says, "oooourrttt"
    DEAD: Ghost (Zero-G Syndi-Code Czar) says, "hahahaha"
    DEAD: The Spy (as Unknown) says, "lol"
    DEAD: Ghost (Zero-G Syndi-Code Czar) says, "hahahaha"
    DEAD: Ghost (Ted Steel) says, "I guess they don't realize it has a maximum range"
    DEAD: Ghost (Ted Steel) asks, "HOLY SHIT can he STILL not figure out how to smash a window?"
    OOC: SearnG: Hallo hallo.
    BUDDY-286 declares, "Dmitri Yoshikov has arrived on the station"
    Unknown [147.5] says, "court"
    Unknown says, "court"
    BUDDY-286 states, "Dmitri Yoshikov has signed up as Quartermaster."
    SearnG earned the A Holly Jolly Spacemas medal.
    BUDDY-286 states, "Hello Dimitri. Please mind the syndicate agents and have a pleasant stay"
    Unknown says, "HELP"
    Unknown says, "HELP"
    Unknown says, "HELP"
    Unknown says, "HELP"
    Unknown says, "HELP"
    DEAD: The Spy (as Unknown) says, "Spam more."
    Dmitri Yoshikov asks, "Can you tell me why there is no power or emergency supplies?"
    DEAD: Enver Hoxha asks, "So guys, how was I as the ingenious Captain who died valiantly protecting a frozen disc?"
    BUDDY-286 states, "Syndicate attack."
    BUDDY-286 states, "Boop"
    Zero-G Syndi-Code Operative #2 (as Abel Leslie) says, "well god damn I appear to have forgotten how to do that"
    DEAD: Ghost (Ted Steel) says, "pretty fucking dumb"
    DEAD: The Spy (as Unknown) says, "Good enough lol"
    BUDDY-286 states, "Please note that the Head of Personnel is an impostor."
    DEAD: Ghost (Ted Steel) says, "it's completely unprotected and if they weren't even tarder they could just find it with a pinpointer"
    BUDDY-286 states, "As is the agent currently in the robotics lab"
    DEAD: Ghost (Ted Steel) says, "SS13: Die Tarder"
    The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station! You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.
    DEAD: Ghost (Hogans Hero) says, "SS13: Life Free or Die Tarder, sounds a bit better"
    BUDDY-286 declares, "Please avoid the breaches in the escape hallway and have a secure day"
    Zero-G Syndi-Code Operative #2 (as Abel Leslie) says, "rharghargargargahrgharghargharghghghghgh"
    DEAD: The Spy (as Unknown) says, "Well, Tie game"
    DEAD: Ghost (Seer) says, "netrual"
    Zero-G Syndi-Code Operative #2 (as Abel Leslie) says, "ooh"
    DEAD: Ghost (Seer) says, "no one got disc"
    Unknown says, "HELP HLEP HELP"
    DEAD: The Spy (as Unknown) says, "Yea, A tie."
    Unknown says, "HELP HELP"
    DEAD: Ghost (Hogans Hero) exclaims, "The freezer wins!"
    DEAD: Ghost (Seer) says, "and no one can get to shuttle"
    DEAD: Enver Hoxha says, "Syndicates bested by a freezer"
    DEAD: Ghost (Hogans Hero) exclaims, "Old man winter wins!"
    BUDDY-286 declares, "I would like to congratulate the syndicate in the research lab for finally figuring out how to break a window"
    Last edited by Husein; 12-25-2009 at 09:39 PM.

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