Welcome to Production Station 13!
The current game mode is - Secret!
The game will pick between AI malfunction, blob, meteor, nuclear emergency, revolution, traitor, and wizard!
Now dispensing all identification cards.
Thorogood Jackson is the captain!
You are the Chief Engineer.
The locker has been unlocked by Alaouite-i-Dongola.
Googlebot is the AI!
Alaouite-i-Dongola has added the firesuit to the backpack!
The locker has been locked by Alaouite-i-Dongola.
Alaouite-i-Dongola has added the insulated gloves to the backpack!
Nathaniel B Session whispers, "yo"
Nathaniel B Session whispers, "make me robotics"
Googlebot [145.9] declares, "Bernard Perault has arrived on the station"
Googlebot [145.9] states, "Good morning crew, lets have a productive and safe day today."
Drake Mueller sneezes.
Drake Mueller says, "another beautiful day on the station"
Nathaniel B Session says, "Job change please"
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Adelfoi toy Christou, mporei na eimaste loi eimaste enwemoi."
Drake Mueller asks, "but we need a detective?"
Nathaniel B Session says, "no we don't"
Alaouite-i-Dongola [145.9] says, "Adelfoí toy Christoú, mporeí na eímaste óloi eímaste enwménoi."
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Adelfoí toy Christoú, mporeí na eímaste óloi eímaste enwménoi."
Romayne Stern [145.9] says, "English"
Homer Logue [145.9] says, "English, por favor"
Home Alliance Update
Enemy communication intercept. Security Level Elevated.
Summary downloaded and printed out at all communications consoles.
Alaouite-i-Dongola [145.9] says, "'Epainos ton opoío échei prononsei gia mas h exoysía"
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "'Epainos ton opoío échei prononsei gia mas h exoysía"
Alaouite-i-Dongola salutes.
Thorogood Jackson says, "hows it coming>"
Thorogood Jackson asks, "great?"
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Chreizomai boítheia me tis mhchanés"
Thorogood Jackson says, "AH"
Thorogood Jackson says, "i see"
Alaouite-i-Dongola salutes to Thorogood Jackson.
OOC: Exoplasm: what the fuck language is that?
OOC: Enver Zogha: Greek
OOC: Enver Zogha: Dongola is Nubian
OOC: Enver Zogha: Nubian Christians speak Greek
OOC: Exoplasm: google translate fails
OOC: Enver Zogha: Because he isn't using the Greek alphabet
OOC: Exoplasm: how do you know all this, and why does he not speak english?
Googlebot [145.9] states, "Explosion detected in Engineering."
OOC: Enver Zogha: A. He may be a real live Nubian or; B. he may know Greek... or, uh, Nubians. YOU NEVER KNOW.
Drake Mueller [145.9] says, "fuck it's cold in space"
Drake Mueller [145.9] asks, "Did you see who caused it, AI?"
Thorogood Jackson [145.9] exclaims, "Get a firwe crew down there stat!"
Googlebot [145.9] states, "I did not."
Alaouite-i-Dongola [145.9] says, "Eínai krúo allá o oyranós toy Theoú eínai zestn'"
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Eínai krúo allá o oyranós toy Theoú eínai zestn'"
Googlebot [145.9] states, "Engine Chamber appears intact, mass driver loading mechanism is destroyed."
Romayne Stern says, "Drake"
Drake Mueller says, "well, we only have one suspect I think"
Googlebot [145.9] declares, "Roswell Campbell has arrived on the station"
Drake Mueller points to Alaouite-i-Dongola
Romayne Stern says, "You should see this."
Googlebot [145.9] states, "Internals are required to investigate"
Googlebot [145.9] states, "Roswell Campbell has signed up as Quartermaster."
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Geiá"
Romayne Stern points to Alaouite-i-Dongola
Thorogood Jackson [145.9] asks, "AI what was that?"
Romayne Stern says, "It says he has a 48% of being an enemy."
Drake Mueller says, "right"
Alaouite-i-Dongola asks, "Ti?"
Googlebot [145.9] states, "I am scanning for it now."
Romayne Stern asks, "SHall i stun?"
Drake Mueller asks, "you got cuffs on you?"
Drake Mueller says, ".."
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "H parádosh"
Romayne Stern is trying to put a handcuffs on Alaouite-i-Dongola
Thorogood Jackson [145.9] asks, "AI is toxins already got bombs?"
Alaouite-i-Dongola bows to Romayne Stern.
Alaouite-i-Dongola bows to Drake Mueller.
Romayne Stern says, "Open it"
Romayne Stern says, "DOnt just leave the paper"
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "O Theós eínai mártyras moy"
Romayne Stern is trying to take off Alaouite-i-Dongola's ID Card (Chief Engineer) from Alaouite-i-Dongola's uniform!
Romayne Stern is trying to take off Chief Engineer Jumpsuit from Alaouite-i-Dongola's body!
Unknown shakes his head.
Romayne Stern is trying to take off the the insulated gloves from Unknown's hands!
Romayne Stern is trying to take off Radio Headset from Unknown's face!
Drake Mueller [145.9] asks, "Can anyone speak greek?"
Romayne Stern is trying to take off a gas mask from Unknown's head!
Googlebot [145.9] states, "There has been a hull breach near the teleporter i belive, i am missing a camera"
Romayne Stern is trying to take off the Brown Shoes from Unknown's feet!
Romayne Stern is trying to take off the the hard hat from Alaouite-i-Dongola's head!
Romayne Stern is trying to take off a backpack from Alaouite-i-Dongola's back!
Romayne Stern is trying to empty Alaouite-i-Dongola's pockets!!
Romayne Stern is trying to take off the Optical Meson Scanner from Alaouite-i-Dongola's eyes!
Googlebot [145.9] declares, "David Clarke has arrived on the station"
Romayne Stern is trying to take off the from Alaouite-i-Dongola's feet!
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Eíthe o Theós na eínai pánta mazí sas eíthe..."
Homer Logue [145.9] asks, "Seriously? A mad bomber?"
Googlebot [145.9] states, "David Clarke has signed up as Medical Doctor."
Drake Mueller has thrown Radio Headset.
Drake Mueller says, "headset is clean"
Alaouite-i-Dongola bows.
The locker has been unlocked by Romayne Stern.
Romayne Stern is trying to put Orange Jumpsuit on Alaouite-i-Dongola
Romayne Stern is trying to put Orange Shoes on Alaouite-i-Dongola
Googlebot [145.9] states, "Medical assistance to hallway near Teleporter, internals reccomended."
Drake Mueller has added Alaouite-i-Dongola's ID Card (Chief Engineer) to the backpack!
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "'Opws échw pei, o Kúrios eínai mártyrás moy."
The locker has been locked by Romayne Stern.
Drake Mueller says, "i'm gonna check it out"
Romayne Stern has thrown the bruise pack.
Alaouite-i-Dongola has been hit by the bruise pack
Alaouite-i-Dongola bows.
The locker has been unlocked by Romayne Stern.
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Koffs"
Romayne Stern has added Box to the backpack!
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Eímas koffas"
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Eimas-i-koffé"
Romayne Stern has added Spare IDs to the backpack!
Alaouite-i-Dongola bows.
The locker has been locked by Romayne Stern.
Romayne Stern is trying to put Box on Alaouite-i-Dongola
Homer Logue [145.9] says, "Are any doctors en route? If not I will check it out"
Romayne Stern is trying to unhandcuff Alaouite-i-Dongola!
ACCESS: Logout:
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Sas eycharistw, o Theós na sas eylogeí"
Alaouite-i-Dongola bows.
Romayne Stern says, "Speak english"
Romayne Stern says, "I dont understand your language."
Alaouite-i-Dongola asks, "'Ow?"
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Milláw Nubeen"
Alaouite-i-Dongola smiles.
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Eímas Nubeen"
Alaouite-i-Dongola asks, "Judíos?"
Romayne Stern asks, "What language do you speak?"
Alaouite-i-Dongola asks, "say Eíste apó to biblío twn Ebraíwn?"
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Nubeen"
Romayne Stern asks, "Nubee?"
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Nubæn"
Romayne Stern says, "Nubeen*"
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Nubæn."
Romayne Stern says, "Oh"
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Nai."
Alaouite-i-Dongola smiles.
OOC: Loler439: Anyone know what language Alaouite-i-dongola is speaking?
OOC: Enver Zogha: Greek
OOC: Exoplasm: someone said greek
OOC: Enver Zogha: He's Nubian
OOC: Enver Zogha: Look up Nubia
OOC: Exoplasm: how do you know he is nubian?
OOC: Enver Zogha: Because I looked up Dongola
OOC: Enver Zogha:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dongola
OOC: Enver Zogha:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgios_of_Dongola
Alaouite-i-Dongola smiles.
Alaouite-i-Dongola asks, "Póte tha mporw' na afn'sei éxw?"
Alaouite-i-Dongola asks, "Eímai apáleipsh enochn' moy akóma?"
OOC: Loler439: I cant find any nubian translators
OOC: Enver Zogha: They'd be using the Greek alphabet anyhow
OOC: Enver Zogha: Which he isn't
OOC: Enver Zogha: He's using the Latin alphabet (A, B, C, D, etc.)
Alaouite-i-Dongola bows to Romayne Stern.
Alaouite-i-Dongola points to the bed
Romayne Stern asks, "?"
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Tha úpno tw'ra."
Alaouite-i-Dongola snores.
Romayne Stern sneezes.
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Moy xúpnhse"
Alaouite-i-Dongola applied the bruise pack on himself
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Thélw na afn'sei."
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "O Theós eínai mártyrás moy, échw kánei den láthos."
Romayne Stern asks, "Do you know any websites to translate your language?"
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Giatí den me afn'soyn éxw..."
Alert: The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in approximately 10 minutes.
THHHHHHBBBBBBBBT!
Alert: The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in approximately 9.95 minutes.
Lockdown initiated by Googlebot!
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "'Echete dei na diapráxoyn éna egklhma."
Romayne Stern release an audible discharge of intestinal gas.
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "BOTHEIA"
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "BOTHEIA"
Alaouite-i-Dongola points to Brig Outer Doors
Alaouite-i-Dongola poos in their suit!
Alaouite-i-Dongola points to Brig Door 1
Alaouite-i-Dongola exclaims, "Epitrépste moy e?xw!"
Alaouite-i-Dongola exclaims, "Botheia!"
Romayne Stern says, "Not yet."
Romayne Stern says, "Still got 9.5 minutes yet."
Alaouite-i-Dongola exclaims, "Iketeúw!"
THHHHHHBBBBBBBBT!
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Entáxei."
Romayne Stern says, "I really cant understand your language."
Alaouite-i-Dongola sighs.
OOC: Loler439: Anyone got any websites for the translation?
OOC: Exoplasm: no who cares
Alaouite-i-Dongola poos in their suit!
OOC: Loler439: I dont know what this guy is saying, And i need too.
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Den échw kánei éna égklhma kai kanéna dikastrn'rio den eínai edw' gia na me diw'xei. Epitrépste moy, parakalw'."
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Den échw kánei éna égklhma kai kanéna dikastrn'rio den eínai edw' gia na me diw'xei. Epitrépste moy, parakalw'."
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "BOTHEIA"
Alaouite-i-Dongola exclaims, "BOTHEIA!"
Alaouite-i-Dongola exclaims, "Den mporw' na dw!"
Alaouite-i-Dongola shits in their pants!
You slipped on the wet poo stain!
Alaouite-i-Dongola exclaims, "Theé moy! Eímai afódeysh!"
Drake Mueller [145.9] says, "Uhm, function."
Alaouite-i-Dongola points to the poo
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "BOTHEIA"
Romayne Stern says, "..."
Alaouite-i-Dongola exclaims, "BOTHEIA!!!"
Romayne Stern eats the poo.
Alaouite-i-Dongola exclaims, "Botheia!"
Romayne Stern asks, "What does Botheia mean! ?"
Alaouite-i-Dongola exclaims, "Tha pethánw edw' mésa!"
Alaouite-i-Dongola exclaims, "BOTHEIA!"
Lockdown cancelled by Googlebot!
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Botheia."
OOC: Loler439: Anyone know what Botheia! means?
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Dw'se moy exoplismó moy."
OOC: Enver Zogha: I'm pretty sure... no.
OOC: Letz Shake: Both of you?
OOC: Enver Zogha: Unless we have like, a Greek dude here
OOC: Loler439: Every translator i do just translates it back to its language
OOC: Enver Zogha: Well then assume that there is no translator and go from there. Simple.
OOC: Exoplasm: just bash his head in with a toolbox until he speaks english
OOC: Loler439: So i translate a word i dunno, It translates it straight back to that word
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Parakalw'."
Alaouite-i-Dongola bows.
Romayne Stern exclaims, "ENGLIAH! OR IM KILLING YOU!"
Romayne Stern says, "Just Kidding."
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Oi Ebraíoi eínai énas éntimos anthrw'poys."
Romayne Stern says, "I dont know anything your saying"
Romayne Stern exclaims, "I know!"
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Ebraíos."
Romayne Stern says, "I'll ask what your language is, If it isnt right, shake your head."
Romayne Stern asks, "IS it latin?"
Alaouite-i-Dongola shakes his head.
Romayne Stern asks, "Greek?"
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Nai"
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "NAI"
Romayne Stern says, "Nubin"
Romayne Stern asks, "?"
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "NUBÆN"
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "GRÉK"
Romayne Stern exclaims, "Greek!"
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "GRÉK-I-NUBAYS"
OOC: Makanoko: who we talkin bout?
Romayne Stern asks, "e?????"
Alaouite-i-Dongola asks, "?"
Romayne Stern asks, "?"
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "..."
Drake Mueller says, "Romayne"
Romayne Stern says, "I cant translate anything he says."
Romayne Stern asks, "Yes?"
Drake Mueller says, "I believe our captain is a traitor, arm yourself and come with me"
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Epitrépste moy éxw."
Romayne Stern says, "I am armed."
Drake Mueller says, "The Greek/Nubian is not important"
Alaouite-i-Dongola points to Drake Mueller
Alaouite-i-Dongola bows to Drake Mueller.
Drake Mueller exclaims, "good, to the bridge!"
Romayne Stern exclaims, "Hold on!"
Romayne Stern says, "Alaouite"
Alaouite-i-Dongola hugs Romayne Stern.
Romayne Stern says, "Get in to that closet. So you dont die."
Romayne Stern points to Brig Locker 1
Romayne Stern hugs himself.
It's welded shut!
Enver Zogha earned the IT'S A TRAP medal.
Romayne Stern: Your safe. Dont worry.
OOC: Letz Shake: Anyone ever notice when you build a robot, the body parts are labelled incorrectly?
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Nai."
OOC: Exoplasm: no?
OOC: Letz Shake: The right arm is actually the left arm
Drake Mueller: he left.
Romayne Stern: I locked him in. Incase he gets hurt.
Romayne Stern: o
OOC: Letz Shake: And same with the feet.
Drake Mueller: heh
OOC: Exoplasm: oh, perspective. i noticed that the costs are not correct
Romayne Stern: What now than?
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Eíthe o Theós na mas bohthn'sei."
OOC: Letz Shake: Yeah. The sides would only make sense if the robots were facing away from our view.
OOC: Immibis: it's from the robot's point of view then
OOC: Exoplasm: no its not
OOC: Letz Shake: The robot's head is facing the front of its body. It would be the same way.
OOC: Exoplasm: its from our point of view
It's welded shut!
It's welded shut!
It's welded shut!
It's welded shut!
It's welded shut!
It's welded shut!
It's welded shut!
It's welded shut!
It's welded shut!
OOC: Letz Shake: Even though it's the robot's right arm, it's listed as the left arm since the robot is facing us, and to us, it appears on the left.
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Eíthe o Theós na mas bohthn'sei."
Romayne Stern has grabbed Alaouite-i-Dongola passively!
Romayne Stern has thrown Alaouite-i-Dongola.
Alaouite-i-Dongola seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
Romayne Stern says, "..."
Googlebot [145.9] declares, "Matthew Hooker has arrived on the station"
Googlebot [145.9] states, "Matthew Hooker has signed up as Chef."
Romayne Stern says, "Haha! You tricked me."
Romayne Stern shakes Alaouite-i-Dongola trying to wake Alaouite-i-Dongola up!
Romayne Stern shakes Alaouite-i-Dongola trying to wake Alaouite-i-Dongola up!
Alaouite-i-Dongola laughs.
Romayne Stern says, "You got me worried than."
Googlebot [145.9] states, "There appears to be a disturbance on the bridge."
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Eísai fílos."
Romayne Stern hugs himself.
Alaouite-i-Dongola hugs Romayne Stern.
Romayne Stern releases gas with the power of the gods! The very station trembles!!
Alert: The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in approximately 1.31667 minutes.
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "BOTHEIA"
Romayne Stern shat his pants!
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "BOTHEIA"
Romayne Stern shat his pants! Oh, no, that was just a really nasty fart.
Alaouite-i-Dongola exclaims, "BOTHEIA!"
Alaouite-i-Dongola points to Brig Outer Doors
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "BOTHEIA!~"
Romayne Stern has added the taser gun to the backpack!
Romayne Stern is trying to empty Alaouite-i-Dongola's pockets!!
Googlebot [145.9] states, "Security to the bridge."
Romayne Stern has thrown the crowbar.
Alaouite-i-Dongola exclaims, "BOTHEIA!"
Romayne Stern says, "Nod or shake"
Ask A Ninja [145.9] asks, "AI what is the nature of the disturbance?"
Alaouite-i-Dongola asks, "?"
Romayne Stern asks, "Does Both mean open?"
Romayne Stern says, "Botheia"
Alaouite-i-Dongola nods.
Romayne Stern says, "Oh"
Alaouite-i-Dongola shakes his head.
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Shaínei na bohthn'sei."
The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station! You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.
Alaouite-i-Dongola exclaims, "BOTHEIA!"
Alaouite-i-Dongola exclaims, "BOTHEIA!"
David Clarke says, "fuck you too"
Immibis earned the HUMANOID MUST NOT ESCAPE medal.
Alaouite-i-Dongola exclaims, "Trabiémai písw!"
David Clarke asks, "your a shemale?"
David Clarke says, "wow"
Alaouite-i-Dongola exclaims, "Trabiémai písw!"
Alaouite-i-Dongola exclaims, "TRABIÉMAI PÍSW!"
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "BOTHEIA"
OOC: Makanoko: Alaouite-i-Dongola exclaims, "Trabiémai písw!"#David Clarke asks, "your a shemale?"#David Clarke says, "wow"#Alaouite-i-Dongola exclaims, "Trabiémai písw!"#Alaouite-i-Dongola exclaims, "TRABIÉMAI PÍSW!"#
OOC: Exoplasm: hahahahhahaha
Alaouite-i-Dongola has attempted to disarm Romayne Stern!
the reinforced window has been hit by Romayne Stern with the taser gun
Romayne Stern has added the taser gun to the backpack!
GOONSAY: Letz Shake: I don't know what's more frustrating
OOC: Makanoko: i rule at insults
GOONSAY: Letz Shake: That the roboticist had an entire fucking ROBOT SUIT IN HIS BAG
Lockdown initiated by Googlebot!
GOONSAY: Letz Shake: Or that his scalpel and saw are gone so i can't remove his brain
OOC: Teseng: wrong button
Alaouite-i-Dongola exclaims, "Kátharma! Théleis na me skotw'seis!"
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "BOTHEIA"
Lockdown cancelled by Googlebot!
Drake Mueller exclaims, "Hello !"
GOONSAY: Letz Shake: I swear to god he had a whole fucking robot in his bag
Alaouite-i-Dongola has pushed down Romayne Stern!
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "BOTHEIA"
the floor has been hit by Romayne Stern with Stun Baton
David Clarke has added Box to the backpack!
Alaouite-i-Dongola has attempted to disarm Romayne Stern!
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "BOTHEIA"
the reinforced window has been hit by Romayne Stern with Stun Baton
Alaouite-i-Dongola has attempted to disarm Romayne Stern!
the floor has been hit by Romayne Stern with Stun Baton
the floor has been hit by Romayne Stern with Stun Baton
Drake Mueller asks, "This is space not Nubia! Are you lost?"
the floor has been hit by Romayne Stern with Stun Baton
the floor has been hit by David Clarke with the fire extinguisher
Alaouite-i-Dongola has thrown the fire extinguisher.
David Clarke has been hit by the fire extinguisher
the floor has been hit by Romayne Stern with Stun Baton
Alaouite-i-Dongola has disarmed Romayne Stern!
the floor has been hit by Romayne Stern with Stun Baton
the floor has been hit by David Clarke with the fire extinguisher
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "EUBEÍOS"
Ask A Ninja [145.9] asks, "Has anyone?"
the floor has been hit by Romayne Stern with Stun Baton
the floor has been hit by Romayne Stern with Stun Baton
the floor has been hit by David Clarke with the fire extinguisher
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "BOTHIEA"
Alaouite-i-Dongola has been attacked with the fire extinguisher by David Clarke.
Drake Mueller has thrown the fire extinguisher.
Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "BOTHEIA"
The Emergency Shuttle is leaving!
The Research Staff has stopped the traitor (Unknown) !
Objective: Destroy at least 70% of the plasma canisters on the station and escape.
The AI's laws at the end of the game were:
1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
Makanoko earned the 100M Dash medal.
OOC: Loler439: Idiot
OOC: Letz Shake: That was so fucked up.
OOC: Exoplasm: damn you ninja. THE TOOLS WERE IN MY POCKETS. AND A ROBOT WAS IN MY BACKPACK
OOC: Letz Shake: I emptied your pockets
OOC: Enver Zogha: I was... THE NUBIAN.
OOC: Enver Zogha: Botheia means "help"
OOC: Loler439: This games permament lagginess didnt make me open door in time
OOC: Letz Shake: And I saw the robot in your bag and got SO PISSED
OOC: Makanoko: lol
OOC: Exoplasm: hahahahhaa
OOC: Enver Zogha: Also I used a Greek alphabet-to-Latin alphabet thing to translate the Greek into stuff you couldn't translate yourself
OOC: Makanoko: I called you a shemale
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