I tried to make this more relevant to CD, but within seconds of starting the game this is what happened:

Atmosfearagän Dushdoranov [145.9] says, "Hello station, I am your glorious Quartermaster OH GOD"
Unknown fires a revolver at Atmosfearagän Dushdoranov!
Unknown fires a revolver at Atmosfearagän Dushdoranov!
You have given up life and succumbed to death.