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    Default Space Station 13

    It's free, 2D, and no one is an NPC.

    http://www.byond.com/games/hub/Exadv1/SpaceStation13
    (and on how to play it): http://www.declassified-ss13.com/index.php

    The Persh server (which gets most of its users from the SA forums) is easily the best.

    Jim Jones Muhammad- [145.9]-broadcasts: Hello station, I am your doctor and hate death. So do not die.
    Roland T. Dapperman- [145.9]-broadcasts: What do you think about comas from which there is no hope of waking up from?
    Jim Jones Muhammad- [145.9]-broadcasts: In the event of that happening, that'd be like some unstoppable force of annoyingness due to a disputed 'death.' Ergo we shall throw the coma'd body into space.
    Harry Block- [145.9]-broadcasts: or eat it
    Jim Jones Muhammad- [145.9]-broadcasts: And create a master race.
    Harry Block- [145.9]-broadcasts: nice

    That evidently doesn't capture the awesomeness of the game, but one thing is that this game is by far the most grief-friendly game ever conceived. For example, the station can actually be completely destroyed, or you can break a wall down. You can go into engines and burn all the fuel (or just destroy the engines) thus making electricity not work, which shuts down most types of doors, obviously all the lights, computers, you can siphon the air out of oxygen tanks so when people use them they'll suffocate pretty quickly, you can start fires, you can make bombs, you can wall off areas, you can put on a gasmask and use someone else's ID to disguise yourself etc. Not to mention the sheer amount of stuff you can do to other players.

    A random example from a few months back:

    When game began there was no Captain, so I declared that Syndicalism would become the official policy of SS13. (Even though I was just a station technician) Within 5 minutes I had 6 people in what I called the Assistant Labor Federation. however, security began to get scared (I called for them to disband) so they tried to arrest us. After killing one, the rest of security (and the only person with higher authority, the Head of Personnel) called for us to disband. The military (who had no idea where SS13 was and thus never came to put a stop to the ALF) even threatened to blow up SS13 if we did not disband.

    I went into bridge (Captain's area) and called on the two security guards and HoP to surrender their IDs. By then three ALF members (including me) had tasers. Said security asked me to leave. I refused, they tased me, arrested me, and the ALF uprising began. Eventually I was freed by ALF members and uncuffed, as was another ALF member.

    Eventually I called on the Federation to storm the bridge and by then we had 8 members. I walled in the HoP (who was calling for backup in vain) and declared victory. Everyone who wasn't in the Federation (and was either dead or intimidated to the point of hiding) demanded a reboot and it was so. Only three people died: two security, and one sadly normal station assistant who sided with security.

    Another random game is when I named myself Michael Jackson and would tunnel into the research lab and steal monkeys (the only NPCs in the whole game, and even then it's possible for players to be them) and hide them, which resulted in me doing everything I could to hide the monkeys (and myself) from security. Eventually I fled into toxins lab, made a bomb, and threatened to blow myself and all the monkeys up. After about a minute of negotiations, security announces they're coming in. I detonate the bomb, causing a fire as nearby plasma tanks burn. After security breaks open the door, the fire bursts out of toxins and kills all 7 people by the door, including the entire chain of command.

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    Oh fuck, not this again.

    Didn't this same thread start a flame war back on the old CD?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crysack View Post
    Oh fuck, not this again.

    Didn't this same thread start a flame war back on the old CD?
    I believe it did. I've got to disagree with it being the most grief-friendly game though, there are plenty which exceed it.
    Still Alive, maybe.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crysack View Post
    Oh fuck, not this again.

    Didn't this same thread start a flame war back on the old CD?
    Who cares? A guy got offended that the game was 2D or something, but thankfully he appears to not exist on this forum.

    I believe it did. I've got to disagree with it being the most grief-friendly game though, there are plenty which exceed it.
    What can exceed the game starting, me being a doctor, me going into medical cabinet and taking toxins, then putting it into a syringe and injecting it into people causing them to slowly die or go blind? In the first minute of the game. Or for that matter me being a doctor, someone wanting medication, me giving it to them, them having to rest, and then I drag their bodies to the morgue, put them in a coffin, and run across the station to an airlock launching them into space?
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    Im on most of the goonstations as Jon McCheese or Kevin Von Cheese.

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    I wanted to make a bomb to blow up station, but Piranhas just happened to join.

    Damme = me
    Fenrir = some random guy, toxins researcher
    McCheese = piranhas

    Issak van Damme- [145.9]-broadcasts: Toxins, open
    Fenrir- [145.9]-broadcasts: Why?
    Issak van Damme- [145.9]-broadcasts: You're not exporting power to the rest of the nation.
    Fenrir- [145.9]-broadcasts: oh, is that so?
    Issak van Damme- [145.9]-broadcasts: Yes.
    Fenrir- [145.9]-broadcasts: And what if i dont let you in
    Issak van Damme- [145.9]-broadcasts: Then I'll simply use what I can.

    I try breaking open the door, but fail.

    Issak van Damme- [145.9]-broadcasts: Toxins, I swear to God
    Issak van Damme- [145.9]-broadcasts: Open up.
    Fenrir- [145.9]-broadcasts: Get orders or piss off
    Fenrir- [145.9]-broadcasts: this person, isaak, is trying to get into toxins, he is destroying walls
    Issak van Damme- [145.9]-broadcasts: Let me in.
    Fenrir- [145.9]-broadcasts: fine
    Fenrir- [145.9]-broadcasts: Oh look at that you broke the door
    Issak van Damme- [145.9]-broadcasts: Wasn't my fault.

    I break through walls and after a brief fight convince him to make a bomb for me. I run off in vain to find a canister in which to put the bomb in.

    Issak van Damme- [145.9]-broadcasts: Fenrir
    Fenrir- [145.9]-broadcasts: help

    I run to toxins lab, see McCheese blinding Fenrir with flash.

    Jon McCheese has been attacked with the toolbox by Issak van Damme.
    Jon McCheese has been knocked unconscious!
    Issak van Damme blinds Jon McCheese with the flash!

    I want to trap him in tiny storage next to toxins.

    Issak van Damme: Continue.
    Issak van Damme: Actually wait
    Issak van Damme: Lock him in here
    Fenrir: No air in there
    Issak van Damme: Damn.
    OOC: Piranhas: i dont like mrdie

    Piranhas wakes up.

    Issak van Damme: Want to join our evil plan?
    Jon McCheese: yup
    Issak van Damme: We are making a bomb
    Issak van Damme: Fenrir, let me see.
    Issak van Damme: Ah, you heated it.
    Jon McCheese: what are you blowing up?
    Issak van Damme: This means it can go off.
    Issak van Damme: NOW it can go off.
    Issak van Damme: Give it to me.
    Issak van Damme has pushed down Fenrir!
    Jon McCheese: can i have my flash back?
    Issak van Damme salutes.

    I hold bomb in hand.

    Issak van Damme- [145.9]-broadcasts: Dear station
    Issak van Damme- [145.9]-broadcasts: I plan on destroying this entire station.
    Issak van Damme- [145.9]-broadcasts: I dare you to stop me.

    Piranhas went after me, so I blew myself up causing just a tiny hole in toxins, Pirhanas died due to lack of air due to hole in the area leading to space. Fenrir lives.

    You have given up life and succumbed to death.
    Jon McCheese is holding his breath. It looks like he's trying to commit suicide.
    Jon McCheese seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
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    Right after I set off a bomb in my backpack on the bridge.


    A bigger bomb that i used to unstick a door.
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    I got banned from Persh's server for griefing apparently. I wonder how one gets unbanned.

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    Bumping this since the game's still active and still being updated.

    Guy Rollo exclaims, "This sounds like a job for a detective!"
    Guy Rollo has been attacked with the weldingtool by Guy Rollo.
    Guy Rollo [145.9] says, "Actually never mind, I just burned myself in the face. I'll be a moment."
    Sippy Jones says, "I have somethings we can use as weapons"
    Guy Rollo says, "That's all well and good, but I don't care right now. I burned myself in the fuckin' face."

    Then guy to me on AIM:

    albie: Also, I totally just decently handled a Syndicate while unarmed.
    albie: Chased him down the halls, punched him in the head, and he kept missing with his bullets.
    albie: He totally shot me at the end though, but I'm faking my death.
    albie: Okay, and he shot me again.

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    Im still playing at Tex Thunderhand.

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    I just started playing after like a five-month break. Lots of new stuff (on Slurm's server, the only one worth joining). It'd be nice if more than just me and piranhas played the game. Also the rest are from SA, so that's a plus.

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    this game is retarded.

    do not ever post about it again.


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    Quote Originally Posted by sycld View Post
    this game is retarded.

    do not ever post about it again.
    I assume it is too complex for you. Good to know.

    Edit: Either that or you suffer a deep hatred of goons.

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    or maybe the game is, you know, just retarded.

    and you post about it compulsively just like you compulsively post about evander hoxiafield


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    This is what happens when I'm bored and want to try a gimmick:

    Sycld Singh [145.9] says, "HELLO STATION I AM YOUR DOCTOR PRAISE EIGHT-DICKED GOD"
    [...]
    Sycld Singh says, "Suzkso"
    Sycld Singh says, "Do you want ANYTHING"
    Raynar Suzkso says, "no"
    Sycld Singh says, "How about something to SUCK on with GREAT ASS-ISTANCE"
    Sycld Singh says, "..."
    Sycld Singh says, "VERY WELL"
    [...]
    Sycld Singh says, "BRETT"
    Sycld Singh says, "I NEED YOUR ASS-ISTANCE"
    Sycld Singh says, "I"
    Sycld Singh says, "NEED"
    Sycld Singh says, "YOUR"
    Sycld Singh says, "ASS..."
    Sycld Singh says, "ISTANCE"
    Sycld Singh says, "ASS"
    Charles D. Horsehair has been attacked with the emergency toolbox by Sycld Singh.
    Charles D. Horsehair says, "Hey there Cap-i-tan"
    Charles D. Horsehair says, "fuck"
    Charles D. Horsehair has been attacked with the emergency toolbox by Sycld Singh.
    Charles D. Horsehair has been stunned!
    [...]
    Charles D. Horsehair [145.9] says, "If you find Sycld, let me know."
    Sycld Singh [145.9] says, "GUJARATI MEDICINE TIME MOTHERFUCKERRRRR"
    Charles D. Horsehair [145.9] says, "Where is that Indian faggot?"
    Charles D. Horsehair has been attacked with the emergency toolbox by Sycld Singh.
    Charles D. Horsehair has been attacked with the emergency toolbox by Sycld Singh.
    Charles D. Horsehair has been attacked with the emergency toolbox by Sycld Singh.
    Charles D. Horsehair has been attacked with the emergency toolbox by Sycld Singh.
    Charles D. Horsehair has been attacked with the emergency toolbox by Sycld Singh.

    Etc.
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    And now the story of how a monkey killed me.

    Sycld Singh says, "I AM A SCIENTIST"
    Sycld Singh says, "UNIVERSITY OF GUJARAT"
    Aloysius Knight says, "Congratulations"
    Sycld Singh asks, "WHAT ARE YOU?"
    Aloysius Knight says, "Cambridge"
    Sycld Singh says, "HOORAY"
    Sycld Singh says, "LET US DO SCIENCE"
    The monkey (715) scratches.
    Aloysius Knight exclaims, "Sure!"
    [...]
    Aloysius Knight says, "No fucking pooping monkeys"
    The monkey (408) jumps!
    Aloysius Knight says, "Fucking shitting everywere"
    Aloysius Knight says, "pisses me off no end"
    (At this point he gasses monkeys to death)
    Sycld Singh exclaims, "Hooray!"
    [...]
    Sycld Singh asks, "What are you doing?"
    Aloysius Knight says, "trying to giftwrap a dead monkey"
    Aloysius Knight says, "Hey tell me if this hurts"
    Sycld Singh asks, "If what hurts?"
    Aloysius Knight has thrown the monkey (715).
    Sycld Singh has been hit by the monkey (715)
    Aloysius Knight says, "wow"
    Aloysius Knight says, "knockback"
    Sycld Singh seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
    Aloysius Knight says, "damn"
    Aloysius Knight says, "monkey missiles isnt going to work"
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    The reinforced window has been hit by Mr. Rathen with the mechanical toolbox
    The reinforced window has been hit by Mr. Rathen with the mechanical toolbox
    The reinforced window has been hit by Mr. Rathen with the mechanical toolbox
    Sycld Singh says, "...."
    Hubert Dicketh says, "so yeah there's kind of a monkey outside killing everyone and hitting windows"
    Mr. Rathen lunges at Hubert Dicketh.
    Hubert Dicketh has been attacked with the mechanical toolbox by Mr. Rathen.
    Hubert Dicketh says, "oh god"
    Hubert Dicketh has been attacked with the mechanical toolbox by Mr. Rathen.
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    Zack Lauffer [145.9] says, "I HATE CHRISMAS"
    Sycld Singh [145.9] says, "So do I"
    Sycld Singh [145.9] says, "LET US UNITE IN HINDU GLORY AGAINST CHRIST"
    Zack Lauffer [145.9] exclaims, "OH MY BUDDAH!!!"
    Kevin Justin says, "Hello."
    Sycld Singh [145.9] says, "I SHALL BEGIN BY KILLING THE VILE USURPER OF MY M.D. EDUCATION, THE DEGENERATE WASP KEVIN JUSTIN, WITH MY BEAR HANDS"
    Sycld Singh has grabbed Kevin Justin passively!
    Sycld Singh has grabbed Kevin Justin aggressively (now hands)!
    Kevin Justin [145.9] exclaims, "Help!"
    Last edited by Husein; 12-22-2009 at 08:40 PM.

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    Using my PDA to spam everyone Hoxha book excerpts apparently warranted a permanent ban from SS13.

    Also hearing a guy announce "Hey Enver Hoxha, rearrange the letters in your first name to find out when you're going to get unbanned!" was fairly clever.

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    rofl you even got yourself banned from your favourite game.

    way to go faggot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShitFace View Post
    rofl you even got yourself banned from your favourite game.

    way to go faggot.
    I never said it's my favorite game.

    Also turns out I was banned for something else:
    Quote Originally Posted by An admin
    So let me get all this straight. You were banned for going on a murder spree, then you decided to try and circumvent that ban so you could go on another murder spree, and now you want us to unban you? You crazy.
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    My natural charm wins again:
    Quote Originally Posted by An admin
    You know what? You didn't sperg out when we didn't immediately unban you, and this puts you above most of the recent appeals. So for a xmas present you get a pardon.

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    i dont even believe that lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShitFace View Post
    i dont even believe that lol
    http://ss13.donglabs.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=3&t=494

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    And now a memorable round wherein a group of evil syndicates wanted to hijack the station and gain control over a nuclear authentication disk to destroy the galaxy or something. And I valiantly threw it into a freezer in which no one ever checked to look despite claims by the admins and others that I was an idiot for doing so. The "Home Alliance Update" being admin announcements.

    Also I suppose this shows an average SS13 round from my point of view:

    Now teleporting.
    [...]
    The current game mode is - Secret!
    The game will pick between AI malfunction, blob, meteor, nuclear emergency, revolution, traitor, and wizard!
    Now dispensing all identification cards.
    Enver Hoxha is the captain!
    You are the Captain.
    The locker has been unlocked by Enver Hoxha.
    BUDDY-286 is the AI!
    The locker has been locked by Enver Hoxha.
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "Hello station."
    Enver Hoxha says, "Hello station."
    The locker has been unlocked by Enver Hoxha.
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Hello Station Crew. Have a secure day."
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "BEEP"
    Enver Hoxha has added the swat helmet to the backpack!
    Enver Hoxha has added the laser gun to the backpack!
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Don't forget to hide the nuclear disk. BEEP"
    The locker has been locked by Enver Hoxha.
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] asks, "Nuclear disk, you say?"
    Enver Hoxha asks, "Nuclear disk, you say?"
    Seer [145.9] says, "Yes hide the disc captain"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "North of your office"
    Ted Steel [145.9] says, "no don't"
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "I SHALL HIDE IT"
    Enver Hoxha says, "I SHALL HIDE IT"
    Ted Steel [145.9] says, "HIDE IT IN PLAIN SIGHT"
    Ted Steel [145.9] says, "that's the best way to hide something"
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "I contemplated that, but that's probably a bad move."
    Enver Hoxha says, "I contemplated that, but that's probably a bad move."
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Abel Leslie has signed up as Head of Security."
    Triggerhappypilot earned the A Holly Jolly Spacemas medal.
    Enver Hoxha has added Nuclear Authentication Disk to the backpack!
    OOC: Triggerhappypilot: who else is playing this game on christmas/has no life?
    Enver Hoxha says, "Hello"
    The Spy [145.9] says, "AI OPEN"
    The Spy [145.9] says, "SYNDICATES"
    Enver Hoxha has added Nuclear Authentication Disk to the backpack!
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] declares, "Station shields activated"
    Seer [145.9] says, "TO ARMS"
    OOC: SynthOrange: It's Boxing Day here. Christmas is long gone.
    The Spy [145.9] says, "AI OPEN CAPTAIN CLOSET"
    The Spy [145.9] says, "NOOOOW"
    Seer [145.9] says, "though we hve no security"
    The Spy [145.9] says, "Kay, seal it"
    This is far too important to throw away!
    OOC: Triggerhappypilot: There are no timezones in space
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Syndicate in brig gas room"
    The Spy [145.9] says, "Crew, report to the security room for free weapons."
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Brig"
    Seer [145.9] asks, "SYNDICATE IN BRIG?"
    Seer [145.9] says, "Spy"
    The Spy [145.9] asks, "Yes?"
    Enver Hoxha says, "Crew, I have hidden the disk. That is all."
    Seer [145.9] says, "No security"
    Seer [145.9] says, "HOS must open it"
    The Spy [145.9] says, "Fffffuck"
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "I am fine, station. I have hidden the disk using the powers of Marxism-Leninism."
    Enver Hoxha says, "I am fine, station. I have hidden the disk using the powers of Marxism-Leninism."
    Enver Hoxha has added Health Analyzer to the backpack!
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Syndicate outside courtroom"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Inside now"
    The Spy [145.9] says, "HHEELPP COOURRTTTT RROOOOOMM"
    The Spy [145.9] says, "HHEEELLP"
    Seer [145.9] says, "GO TO SECURITY FOR WEAPONS"
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "I will give a free laser gun and helmet of swatting glory to any human I see first"
    Enver Hoxha says, "I will give a free laser gun and helmet of swatting glory to any human I see first"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] declares, "Station shields activated"
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "And so I gave them away."
    Enver Hoxha says, "And so I gave them away."
    Seer [145.9] says, "NEED BACKUP"
    Seer [145.9] says, "COUR"
    Enver Hoxha has added the fire extinguisher to the backpack!
    The Spy [145.9] says, "GRAB WEAPONS"
    The Spy [145.9] says, "FIGHT THEM OFF"
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] asks, "Hey AI, can I hide in your chamber?"
    Enver Hoxha asks, "Hey AI, can I hide in your chamber?"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Boop"
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "Fag."
    Enver Hoxha says, "Fag."
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "Who wants to hide the Captain? Say "Me!""
    Enver Hoxha says, "Who wants to hide the Captain? Say "Me!""
    You push the wall but nothing happens!
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] declares, "Thrain oakensheild has arrived on the station"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Official Big Babby hiding place is the outpost."
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "No one? That's fine, I'm more awesome than that."
    Enver Hoxha says, "No one? That's fine, I'm more awesome than that."
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Thrain oakensheild has signed up as Head of Personnel."
    Seer [145.9] says, "CAPTAIN"
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] asks, "Yes?"
    Enver Hoxha asks, "Yes?"
    Thrain oakensheild [145.9] asks, "does any one need a ID changed?"
    Seer [145.9] says, "I HAVE A SWAT HELM OF GLORT"
    Seer [145.9] says, "THE SYNIDCATE IS DEAD"
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "I don't know what a 'glort' is but that's just fine."
    Enver Hoxha says, "I don't know what a 'glort' is but that's just fine."
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "Good"
    Enver Hoxha says, "Good"
    Seer [145.9] says, "GLORY"
    Home Alliance Update

    Captain that is the worst possible hiding spot.

    Enver Hoxha says, "Hello."
    Thrain oakensheild says, "Hollo"
    Enver Hoxha says, "So"
    Enver Hoxha says, "There are syndicates on this here station"
    Enver Hoxha says, "They want to kill us and corrupt our invincible Marxist-Leninist ideology"
    OOC: RU 187 261 LIB: did someone taser the syndicate in the courtroom, it was me and I have no clue what happened, I blacked out in an empty room from what I could see
    Enver Hoxha says, "Ergo I entrust you with defending me"
    Unknown [145.9] says, "OW"
    Thrain oakensheild asks, "what do you wan't to do to them?"
    Unknown [145.9] says, "MICHAEL PHELPS"
    Unknown [145.9] says, "IS SYNDICATE"
    Enver Hoxha says, "The opposite of killing me or having me die"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "He is in cargo bay"
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "TO THE CARGO BAY"
    Enver Hoxha says, "TO THE CARGO BAY"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Second syndicate in cargo"
    Your shield stops the bullet!
    Your shield stops the bullet!
    OOC: Cheesybacon: ic in ooc
    Unknown fires a revolver at the floor!
    Your shield stops the bullet!
    Unknown fires a revolver at Enver Hoxha!
    Your shield stops the bullet!
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] declares, "Harvey Brandenburg has arrived on the station"
    Michael Phelps fires a revolver at the floor!
    Your shield stops the bullet!
    Michael Phelps has been attacked with the revolver by Enver Hoxha.
    Michael Phelps has been shot point-blank by Enver Hoxha!
    Michael Phelps has been attacked with the revolver by Enver Hoxha.
    Michael Phelps has been shot point-blank by Enver Hoxha!
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Outside courtroom"
    Michael Phelps has been attacked with the revolver by Enver Hoxha.
    Michael Phelps has been stunned!
    Michael Phelps has been shot point-blank by Enver Hoxha!
    OOC: Skintag: man ballistics sheilds are so gay
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "Phelps is down."
    Enver Hoxha says, "Phelps is down."
    Cheesybacon earned the A Holly Jolly Spacemas medal.
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "The detective is down"
    Enver Hoxha has added the revolver to the backpack!
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "Yeah he is, but Phelps being down is better."
    Enver Hoxha says, "Yeah he is, but Phelps being down is better."
    Remove that mask!
    Unknown fires a revolver at Enver Hoxha!
    Enver Hoxha is trying to empty Michael Phelps's pockets!!
    Your shield stops the bullet!
    Unknown [145.9] says, "BRIG"
    Unknown fires a revolver at Enver Hoxha!
    Your shield stops the bullet!
    Unknown fires a revolver at Enver Hoxha!
    Your shield stops the bullet!
    Unknown fires a revolver at the floor!
    Unknown [145.9] says, "SYND IN BRIG"
    Unknown fires a revolver at the floor!
    Enver Hoxha stuffs Michael Phelps into Closet!
    Enver Hoxha stuffs Michael Phelps into Closet!
    OOC: Enallyniv: your so gay
    This is a bloody revolver. It is a normal-sized item.
    There are 3 bullets left! Uses 357.
    Unknown [145.9] says, "SYND DOWN NORTH OF ENGINE"
    Unknown [145.9] says, "HELP ME OUT"
    Unknown [145.9] says, "NOW"
    Unknown [145.9] says, "IM DOWNED TOO I GOT SHOT"
    Unknown [145.9] says, "TWO OF EM"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Second syndicate north"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Both are up"
    Enver Hoxha fires a revolver at the floor!
    OOC: NodNodNod: Oh god,
    Unknown has been attacked with the revolver by Unknown.
    Unknown has been shot point-blank by Unknown!
    Enver Hoxha fires a revolver at the floor!
    Enver Hoxha fires a revolver at the floor!
    Enver Hoxha has added the revolver to the backpack!
    Thrain oakensheild says, "sir some one shot at me"
    Enver Hoxha says, "Well kill them for it"
    Thrain oakensheild says, "a unkown"
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "Dear station, if you see men in black, either run or scream for help"
    Enver Hoxha says, "Dear station, if you see men in black, either run or scream for help"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "One is in medbay"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Not cargo"
    Home Alliance Update

    BETTER DEAD THAN RED

    Abel Leslie has been attacked with the backpack by Unknown.
    Alert: The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in approximately 10 minutes.
    Unknown fires a revolver at the floor!
    Unknown fires a revolver at Enver Hoxha!
    *click* *click*
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] asks, "So, uh, anyone alive?"
    Enver Hoxha asks, "So, uh, anyone alive?"
    HogansHeroes earned the Damned medal.
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Syndie outside med"
    Enver Hoxha says, "Sup"
    Unknown says, "hey bud"
    Enver Hoxha says, "Hey"
    Enver Hoxha says, "Don't come closer"
    Enver Hoxha says, "DO NOT RUN AWAY EITHER"
    Enver Hoxha says, "YOU FAGGOT"
    Enver Hoxha says, "Hey there"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Outside security checkpoint"
    Thrain oakensheild asks, "yeah?"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Two of them"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "One moving east"
    Enver Hoxha says, "Go kill men in black"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Other recharging a taser"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Boop"
    You hear muffled speech... but nothing is there...
    Enver Hoxha is trying to empty Shane Greene's pockets!!
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Inside medbay"
    Enver Hoxha is trying to empty Seer's pockets!!
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Now outside again beep"
    Enver Hoxha has added the laser gun to the backpack!
    Thrain oakensheild has been attacked with the taser gun by Unknown.
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Outside brig"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Hop down"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "One is dressed as the hos I guess boop"
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "So"
    Enver Hoxha says, "So"
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "I have decided to go and hide in the darkness."
    Enver Hoxha says, "I have decided to go and hide in the darkness."
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "I am now at the very east of the station"
    Enver Hoxha says, "I am now at the very east of the station"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] declares, "Stev Ansahok has arrived on the station"
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "You will never find me"
    Enver Hoxha says, "You will never find me"
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "Etc."
    Enver Hoxha says, "Etc."
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Stev Ansahok has signed up as Chef."
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] asks, "So AI, got any idea of what to do?"
    Enver Hoxha asks, "So AI, got any idea of what to do?"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "beep"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "They are now in toxins"
    Stev Ansahok [145.9] asks, "So, what's going on?"
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "Stev, there are syndicalists running around"
    Enver Hoxha says, "Stev, there are syndicalists running around"
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "They want to overthrow our glorious station"
    Enver Hoxha says, "They want to overthrow our glorious station"
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "And replace it with murder"
    Enver Hoxha says, "And replace it with murder"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Outside medbay"
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "As your Captain I command you to defend this station. That is all."
    Enver Hoxha says, "As your Captain I command you to defend this station. That is all."
    Unknown has deactivated Security Camera!
    Unknown has added the wirecutters to the backpack!
    Enver Hoxha has added the taser gun to the backpack!
    Enver Hoxha has added the revolver to the backpack!
    You push the wall but nothing happens!
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "Dear syndicates"
    Enver Hoxha says, "Dear syndicates"
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "If I see you, you shall fall by my mighty hands"
    Enver Hoxha says, "If I see you, you shall fall by my mighty hands"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "One is in robotics"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] states, "Robotics is also bolted shut"
    Unknown [147.5] says, "not too good"
    Enver Hoxha has been stunned with the stun baton by Unknown!
    Enver Hoxha has been stunned with the stun baton by Unknown!
    Enver Hoxha says, "FFFuuuccckk"
    Enver Hoxha has been attacked with the backpack by Unknown.
    Unknown has added Stun Baton to the backpack!
    Enver Hoxha has been attacked with the backpack by Unknown.
    Enver Hoxha has been attacked with the backpack by Unknown.
    Enver Hoxha [145.9] says, "''mm dddownn,, CCCCaaappttaaainn iss ddoownn ssttaattiinn iiss ffuucckkeedd.. GGGGooooddbbyyee wwooorrlldd.."
    Enver Hoxha says, "''mm dddownn,, CCCCaaappttaaainn iss ddoownn ssttaattiinn iiss ffuucckkeedd.. GGGGooooddbbyyee wwooorrlldd.."
    Unknown has added Stun Baton to the backpack!
    Enver Hoxha has been attacked with the revolver by Unknown.
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    ... You can almost hear someone talking ...
    You have given up life and succumbed to death.

    [At this point I died and could observe/spectate anyone, and hear the "dead chat" between dead players.]

    DEAD: Enver Hoxha says, "That totally sucked yo"
    DEAD: Ghost (Seer) says, "You the micheal philps go or other"
    DEAD: Ghost (Seer) says, "Lol"
    DEAD: Ghost (Zero-G Syndi-Code Czar) says, "I was the one who threw the bomb in the courtoom dressed as santa"
    DEAD: Ghost (Zero-G Syndi-Code Czar) says, "yeah iwas michael phelps"
    DEAD: The Spy (as Unknown) says, "I got shot with a revovler 6 times at almost point blank"
    DEAD: Ghost (Seer) says, "Its gonna be netrual victory"
    DEAD: The Spy (as Unknown) says, "And I survived it"
    DEAD: Ghost (Seer) says, "If somebody took me to medbay i wouldve lived"
    Unknown says, "say theyll know if we disguise"
    DEAD: The Spy (as Unknown) says, "But someone comes up to me and shoots me with a revolver once when I almost kill a syndicate, dead"
    DEAD: Ghost (Ted Steel) says, "too bad they refuse to use pinpointers"
    Unknown says, "we can't use him as a disguise now."
    Unknown says, "yeah"
    DEAD: Ghost (Zero-G Syndi-Code Czar) says, "I see this dead syndie everyone is beaten on like literally 5 seconds after we get on the station, so i tossed a bomb in there"
    BUDDY-286 declares, "Dr. Trevon Armstrong has arrived on the station"
    BUDDY-286 [145.9] declares, "Dr. Trevon Armstrong has arrived on the station"
    BUDDY-286 states, "Dr. Trevon Armstrong has signed up as Quartermaster."
    BUDDY-286 states, "HELLO TREVOR"
    DEAD: Ghost (Seer) says, "yea"
    DEAD: Ghost (Ted Steel) says, "yeah, that almost got me"
    BUDDY-286 states, "THERE ARE SYNDICATES hello how are you"
    Dr. Trevon Armstrong says, "uhh hi"
    DEAD: The Spy (as Unknown) says, "The bomb destroyed everything around me, but didn't even hurt me, oddly enough."
    DEAD: Ghost (Seer) says, "Pinpointers are lifesavers"
    BUDDY-286 states, "Pleave avoid cargo bay."
    DEAD: Ghost (Zero-G Syndi-Code Czar) says, "Looks like it got a couple people hahaha"
    DEAD: Ghost (Ted Steel) says, "then my connection fucked up and by the time I reconnected, by emergency o2 tank had run out"
    DEAD: Ghost (Seer) says, "Suffocate suffocate suf suf"
    Unknown [147.5] says, "this pinpointer isnt doijg shit"
    Unknown says, "this pinpointer isnt doijg shit"
    Unknown [147.5] says, "HOP is us guys"
    Unknown says, "HOP is us guys"
    Zero-G Syndi-Code Operative #2 [147.5] says, "I'm HOS, currently bolted inside robotics"
    Zero-G Syndi-Code Operative #2 (as Abel Leslie) says, "I'm HOS, currently bolted inside robotics"
    Zero-G Syndi-Code Operative #2 [147.5] says, "not getting much progress trying to unbolt this thing"
    Zero-G Syndi-Code Operative #2 (as Abel Leslie) says, "not getting much progress trying to unbolt this thing"
    Unknown [147.5] asks, "got an emag?"
    Unknown asks, "got an emag?"
    DEAD: Ghost (Hogans Hero) says, "Use the window, dumbass.."
    Thrain oakensheild asks, "Hello?"
    Zero-G Syndi-Code Operative #2 [147.5] says, "The AI bolted it"
    Zero-G Syndi-Code Operative #2 (as Abel Leslie) says, "The AI bolted it"
    BUDDY-286 states, "Hello"
    BUDDY-286 states, "BEEP"
    DEAD: Ghost (Ted Steel) says, "bahahaha yeah wetf"
    DEAD: Ghost (Zero-G Syndi-Code Czar) says, "The disc is literally completely unprotected, sitting in a freezer"
    Unknown [147.5] says, "break the window"
    Unknown says, "break the window"
    DEAD: Ghost (Zero-G Syndi-Code Czar) says, "all doors to it are emagged open"
    DEAD: Enver Hoxha exclaims, "Thankfully I was smart enough to put it there!"
    DEAD: Enver Hoxha says, "Or WAS I"
    DEAD: Ghost (King Boner) says, "And no one brought a pinpointer."
    Zero-G Syndi-Code Operative #2 (as Abel Leslie) says, "that works too"
    BUDDY-286 states, "Hello Thrain. You may want to retrieve the disk from the bridge. Beep boop."
    Unknown [147.5] says, "dick on birdge"
    Unknown says, "dick on birdge"
    DEAD: Ghost (Zero-G Syndi-Code Czar) says, "I had pin pojnter but yeah these other syndies are dumb"
    DEAD: Ghost (Ted Steel) says, "they have one"
    DEAD: Ghost (Hogans Hero) asks, "Where is it?"
    DEAD: Ghost (Ted Steel) says, "they just don't know how to use it"
    DEAD: Ghost (Hogans Hero) says, "I don't see it in the kitchen"
    DEAD: Ghost (Zero-G Syndi-Code Czar) asks, "why arent they using it?"
    DEAD: Ghost (Zero-G Syndi-Code Czar) says, "its int he cargo bay"
    DEAD: Ghost (Hogans Hero) says, "oh"
    DEAD: Ghost (Ted Steel) says, "one of them said a second ago "this pinpointer isn't doing shit""
    Unknown [147.5] says, "bbbeeeeppskkyyy ggoott meeee"
    Unknown says, "bbbeeeeppskkyyy ggoott meeee"
    Unknown [147.5] says, "ccoooppppuurrrrt"
    Unknown says, "ccoooppppuurrrrt"
    Unknown [147.5] says, "cppurtt"
    Unknown says, "cppurtt"
    DEAD: Ghost (Zero-G Syndi-Code Czar) says, "when you ghost you can observe the auth disk hth"
    Unknown [147.5] says, "oooourrttt"
    Unknown says, "oooourrttt"
    DEAD: Ghost (Zero-G Syndi-Code Czar) says, "hahahaha"
    DEAD: The Spy (as Unknown) says, "lol"
    DEAD: Ghost (Zero-G Syndi-Code Czar) says, "hahahaha"
    DEAD: Ghost (Ted Steel) says, "I guess they don't realize it has a maximum range"
    DEAD: Ghost (Ted Steel) asks, "HOLY SHIT can he STILL not figure out how to smash a window?"
    OOC: SearnG: Hallo hallo.
    BUDDY-286 declares, "Dmitri Yoshikov has arrived on the station"
    Unknown [147.5] says, "court"
    Unknown says, "court"
    BUDDY-286 states, "Dmitri Yoshikov has signed up as Quartermaster."
    SearnG earned the A Holly Jolly Spacemas medal.
    BUDDY-286 states, "Hello Dimitri. Please mind the syndicate agents and have a pleasant stay"
    Unknown says, "HELP"
    Unknown says, "HELP"
    Unknown says, "HELP"
    Unknown says, "HELP"
    Unknown says, "HELP"
    DEAD: The Spy (as Unknown) says, "Spam more."
    Dmitri Yoshikov asks, "Can you tell me why there is no power or emergency supplies?"
    DEAD: Enver Hoxha asks, "So guys, how was I as the ingenious Captain who died valiantly protecting a frozen disc?"
    BUDDY-286 states, "Syndicate attack."
    BUDDY-286 states, "Boop"
    Zero-G Syndi-Code Operative #2 (as Abel Leslie) says, "well god damn I appear to have forgotten how to do that"
    DEAD: Ghost (Ted Steel) says, "pretty fucking dumb"
    DEAD: The Spy (as Unknown) says, "Good enough lol"
    BUDDY-286 states, "Please note that the Head of Personnel is an impostor."
    DEAD: Ghost (Ted Steel) says, "it's completely unprotected and if they weren't even tarder they could just find it with a pinpointer"
    BUDDY-286 states, "As is the agent currently in the robotics lab"
    DEAD: Ghost (Ted Steel) says, "SS13: Die Tarder"
    The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station! You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.
    DEAD: Ghost (Hogans Hero) says, "SS13: Life Free or Die Tarder, sounds a bit better"
    BUDDY-286 declares, "Please avoid the breaches in the escape hallway and have a secure day"
    Zero-G Syndi-Code Operative #2 (as Abel Leslie) says, "rharghargargargahrgharghargharghghghghgh"
    DEAD: The Spy (as Unknown) says, "Well, Tie game"
    DEAD: Ghost (Seer) says, "netrual"
    Zero-G Syndi-Code Operative #2 (as Abel Leslie) says, "ooh"
    DEAD: Ghost (Seer) says, "no one got disc"
    Unknown says, "HELP HLEP HELP"
    DEAD: The Spy (as Unknown) says, "Yea, A tie."
    Unknown says, "HELP HELP"
    DEAD: Ghost (Hogans Hero) exclaims, "The freezer wins!"
    DEAD: Ghost (Seer) says, "and no one can get to shuttle"
    DEAD: Enver Hoxha says, "Syndicates bested by a freezer"
    DEAD: Ghost (Hogans Hero) exclaims, "Old man winter wins!"
    BUDDY-286 declares, "I would like to congratulate the syndicate in the research lab for finally figuring out how to break a window"
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    no one is going to ever read that

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    the fact that mrdie enjoys it in his free time makes me suspect i would hate it a thousand times

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmoscheer View Post
    the fact that mrdie enjoys it in his free time makes me suspect i would hate it a thousand times
    I suspect that you hate goons a million times, which would probably make you hate the game a billion times.

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    There is no evidence for that

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    In conclusion mrdie is an idiot

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmoscheer View Post
    There is no evidence for that
    So you can confirm that goons are awesome yes?

    I mean most CD users are hostile to SA. The few posters who existed in LWS' early history know enough that LWS itself came from FCS, which came from David/TGO and Co. being exiled from SA.

    So this basically means that most good early LWS posters are now on SA, and SA has contributed SS13 onto the world.

    Early LWS was awesome, as is SA.

    Ergo SA is early LWS and vice-versa.

    Ergo SA.
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    stfu

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShitFace View Post
    stfu
    u stfu

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    I pretended I was a Sudanese Christian ("Nubian") who was incapable of speaking in English in order to annoy the players. The last bit of the game involved me being chased by a security guard with a stun baton in the escape shuttle, and opening a door and pushing him out into space.

    I figured the eternal gimmick of Sycld Singh had worn out his welcome, so I decided to try something different this round.

    Welcome to Production Station 13!

    The current game mode is - Secret!
    The game will pick between AI malfunction, blob, meteor, nuclear emergency, revolution, traitor, and wizard!
    Now dispensing all identification cards.
    Thorogood Jackson is the captain!
    You are the Chief Engineer.
    The locker has been unlocked by Alaouite-i-Dongola.
    Googlebot is the AI!
    Alaouite-i-Dongola has added the firesuit to the backpack!
    The locker has been locked by Alaouite-i-Dongola.
    Alaouite-i-Dongola has added the insulated gloves to the backpack!
    Nathaniel B Session whispers, "yo"
    Nathaniel B Session whispers, "make me robotics"
    Googlebot [145.9] declares, "Bernard Perault has arrived on the station"
    Googlebot [145.9] states, "Good morning crew, lets have a productive and safe day today."
    Drake Mueller sneezes.
    Drake Mueller says, "another beautiful day on the station"
    Nathaniel B Session says, "Job change please"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Adelfoi toy Christou, mporei na eimaste loi eimaste enwemoi."
    Drake Mueller asks, "but we need a detective?"
    Nathaniel B Session says, "no we don't"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola [145.9] says, "Adelfoí toy Christoú, mporeí na eímaste óloi eímaste enwménoi."
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Adelfoí toy Christoú, mporeí na eímaste óloi eímaste enwménoi."
    Romayne Stern [145.9] says, "English"
    Homer Logue [145.9] says, "English, por favor"
    Home Alliance Update

    Enemy communication intercept. Security Level Elevated.

    Summary downloaded and printed out at all communications consoles.

    Alaouite-i-Dongola [145.9] says, "'Epainos ton opoío échei prononsei gia mas h exoysía"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "'Epainos ton opoío échei prononsei gia mas h exoysía"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola salutes.
    Thorogood Jackson says, "hows it coming>"
    Thorogood Jackson asks, "great?"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Chreizomai boítheia me tis mhchanés"
    Thorogood Jackson says, "AH"
    Thorogood Jackson says, "i see"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola salutes to Thorogood Jackson.
    OOC: Exoplasm: what the fuck language is that?
    OOC: Enver Zogha: Greek
    OOC: Enver Zogha: Dongola is Nubian
    OOC: Enver Zogha: Nubian Christians speak Greek
    OOC: Exoplasm: google translate fails
    OOC: Enver Zogha: Because he isn't using the Greek alphabet
    OOC: Exoplasm: how do you know all this, and why does he not speak english?
    Googlebot [145.9] states, "Explosion detected in Engineering."
    OOC: Enver Zogha: A. He may be a real live Nubian or; B. he may know Greek... or, uh, Nubians. YOU NEVER KNOW.
    Drake Mueller [145.9] says, "fuck it's cold in space"
    Drake Mueller [145.9] asks, "Did you see who caused it, AI?"
    Thorogood Jackson [145.9] exclaims, "Get a firwe crew down there stat!"
    Googlebot [145.9] states, "I did not."
    Alaouite-i-Dongola [145.9] says, "Eínai krúo allá o oyranós toy Theoú eínai zestn'"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Eínai krúo allá o oyranós toy Theoú eínai zestn'"
    Googlebot [145.9] states, "Engine Chamber appears intact, mass driver loading mechanism is destroyed."
    Romayne Stern says, "Drake"
    Drake Mueller says, "well, we only have one suspect I think"
    Googlebot [145.9] declares, "Roswell Campbell has arrived on the station"
    Drake Mueller points to Alaouite-i-Dongola
    Romayne Stern says, "You should see this."
    Googlebot [145.9] states, "Internals are required to investigate"
    Googlebot [145.9] states, "Roswell Campbell has signed up as Quartermaster."
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Geiá"
    Romayne Stern points to Alaouite-i-Dongola
    Thorogood Jackson [145.9] asks, "AI what was that?"
    Romayne Stern says, "It says he has a 48% of being an enemy."
    Drake Mueller says, "right"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola asks, "Ti?"
    Googlebot [145.9] states, "I am scanning for it now."
    Romayne Stern asks, "SHall i stun?"
    Drake Mueller asks, "you got cuffs on you?"
    Drake Mueller says, ".."
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "H parádosh"
    Romayne Stern is trying to put a handcuffs on Alaouite-i-Dongola
    Thorogood Jackson [145.9] asks, "AI is toxins already got bombs?"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola bows to Romayne Stern.
    Alaouite-i-Dongola bows to Drake Mueller.
    Romayne Stern says, "Open it"
    Romayne Stern says, "DOnt just leave the paper"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "O Theós eínai mártyras moy"
    Romayne Stern is trying to take off Alaouite-i-Dongola's ID Card (Chief Engineer) from Alaouite-i-Dongola's uniform!
    Romayne Stern is trying to take off Chief Engineer Jumpsuit from Alaouite-i-Dongola's body!
    Unknown shakes his head.
    Romayne Stern is trying to take off the the insulated gloves from Unknown's hands!
    Romayne Stern is trying to take off Radio Headset from Unknown's face!
    Drake Mueller [145.9] asks, "Can anyone speak greek?"
    Romayne Stern is trying to take off a gas mask from Unknown's head!
    Googlebot [145.9] states, "There has been a hull breach near the teleporter i belive, i am missing a camera"
    Romayne Stern is trying to take off the Brown Shoes from Unknown's feet!
    Romayne Stern is trying to take off the the hard hat from Alaouite-i-Dongola's head!
    Romayne Stern is trying to take off a backpack from Alaouite-i-Dongola's back!
    Romayne Stern is trying to empty Alaouite-i-Dongola's pockets!!
    Romayne Stern is trying to take off the Optical Meson Scanner from Alaouite-i-Dongola's eyes!
    Googlebot [145.9] declares, "David Clarke has arrived on the station"
    Romayne Stern is trying to take off the from Alaouite-i-Dongola's feet!
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Eíthe o Theós na eínai pánta mazí sas eíthe..."
    Homer Logue [145.9] asks, "Seriously? A mad bomber?"
    Googlebot [145.9] states, "David Clarke has signed up as Medical Doctor."
    Drake Mueller has thrown Radio Headset.
    Drake Mueller says, "headset is clean"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola bows.
    The locker has been unlocked by Romayne Stern.
    Romayne Stern is trying to put Orange Jumpsuit on Alaouite-i-Dongola
    Romayne Stern is trying to put Orange Shoes on Alaouite-i-Dongola
    Googlebot [145.9] states, "Medical assistance to hallway near Teleporter, internals reccomended."
    Drake Mueller has added Alaouite-i-Dongola's ID Card (Chief Engineer) to the backpack!
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "'Opws échw pei, o Kúrios eínai mártyrás moy."
    The locker has been locked by Romayne Stern.
    Drake Mueller says, "i'm gonna check it out"
    Romayne Stern has thrown the bruise pack.
    Alaouite-i-Dongola has been hit by the bruise pack
    Alaouite-i-Dongola bows.
    The locker has been unlocked by Romayne Stern.
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Koffs"
    Romayne Stern has added Box to the backpack!
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Eímas koffas"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Eimas-i-koffé"
    Romayne Stern has added Spare IDs to the backpack!
    Alaouite-i-Dongola bows.
    The locker has been locked by Romayne Stern.
    Romayne Stern is trying to put Box on Alaouite-i-Dongola
    Homer Logue [145.9] says, "Are any doctors en route? If not I will check it out"
    Romayne Stern is trying to unhandcuff Alaouite-i-Dongola!
    ACCESS: Logout:
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Sas eycharistw, o Theós na sas eylogeí"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola bows.
    Romayne Stern says, "Speak english"
    Romayne Stern says, "I dont understand your language."
    Alaouite-i-Dongola asks, "'Ow?"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Milláw Nubeen"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola smiles.
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Eímas Nubeen"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola asks, "Judíos?"
    Romayne Stern asks, "What language do you speak?"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola asks, "say Eíste apó to biblío twn Ebraíwn?"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Nubeen"
    Romayne Stern asks, "Nubee?"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Nubæn"
    Romayne Stern says, "Nubeen*"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Nubæn."
    Romayne Stern says, "Oh"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Nai."
    Alaouite-i-Dongola smiles.
    OOC: Loler439: Anyone know what language Alaouite-i-dongola is speaking?
    OOC: Enver Zogha: Greek
    OOC: Exoplasm: someone said greek
    OOC: Enver Zogha: He's Nubian
    OOC: Enver Zogha: Look up Nubia
    OOC: Exoplasm: how do you know he is nubian?
    OOC: Enver Zogha: Because I looked up Dongola
    OOC: Enver Zogha: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dongola
    OOC: Enver Zogha: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgios_of_Dongola
    Alaouite-i-Dongola smiles.
    Alaouite-i-Dongola asks, "Póte tha mporw' na afn'sei éxw?"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola asks, "Eímai apáleipsh enochn' moy akóma?"
    OOC: Loler439: I cant find any nubian translators
    OOC: Enver Zogha: They'd be using the Greek alphabet anyhow
    OOC: Enver Zogha: Which he isn't
    OOC: Enver Zogha: He's using the Latin alphabet (A, B, C, D, etc.)
    Alaouite-i-Dongola bows to Romayne Stern.
    Alaouite-i-Dongola points to the bed
    Romayne Stern asks, "?"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Tha úpno tw'ra."
    Alaouite-i-Dongola snores.
    Romayne Stern sneezes.
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Moy xúpnhse"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola applied the bruise pack on himself
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Thélw na afn'sei."
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "O Theós eínai mártyrás moy, échw kánei den láthos."
    Romayne Stern asks, "Do you know any websites to translate your language?"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Giatí den me afn'soyn éxw..."
    Alert: The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in approximately 10 minutes.
    THHHHHHBBBBBBBBT!
    Alert: The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in approximately 9.95 minutes.
    Lockdown initiated by Googlebot!
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "'Echete dei na diapráxoyn éna egklhma."
    Romayne Stern release an audible discharge of intestinal gas.
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "BOTHEIA"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "BOTHEIA"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola points to Brig Outer Doors
    Alaouite-i-Dongola poos in their suit!
    Alaouite-i-Dongola points to Brig Door 1
    Alaouite-i-Dongola exclaims, "Epitrépste moy e?xw!"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola exclaims, "Botheia!"
    Romayne Stern says, "Not yet."
    Romayne Stern says, "Still got 9.5 minutes yet."
    Alaouite-i-Dongola exclaims, "Iketeúw!"
    THHHHHHBBBBBBBBT!
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Entáxei."
    Romayne Stern says, "I really cant understand your language."
    Alaouite-i-Dongola sighs.
    OOC: Loler439: Anyone got any websites for the translation?
    OOC: Exoplasm: no who cares
    Alaouite-i-Dongola poos in their suit!
    OOC: Loler439: I dont know what this guy is saying, And i need too.
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Den échw kánei éna égklhma kai kanéna dikastrn'rio den eínai edw' gia na me diw'xei. Epitrépste moy, parakalw'."
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Den échw kánei éna égklhma kai kanéna dikastrn'rio den eínai edw' gia na me diw'xei. Epitrépste moy, parakalw'."
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "BOTHEIA"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola exclaims, "BOTHEIA!"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola exclaims, "Den mporw' na dw!"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola shits in their pants!
    You slipped on the wet poo stain!
    Alaouite-i-Dongola exclaims, "Theé moy! Eímai afódeysh!"
    Drake Mueller [145.9] says, "Uhm, function."
    Alaouite-i-Dongola points to the poo
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "BOTHEIA"
    Romayne Stern says, "..."
    Alaouite-i-Dongola exclaims, "BOTHEIA!!!"
    Romayne Stern eats the poo.
    Alaouite-i-Dongola exclaims, "Botheia!"
    Romayne Stern asks, "What does Botheia mean! ?"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola exclaims, "Tha pethánw edw' mésa!"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola exclaims, "BOTHEIA!"
    Lockdown cancelled by Googlebot!
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Botheia."
    OOC: Loler439: Anyone know what Botheia! means?
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Dw'se moy exoplismó moy."
    OOC: Enver Zogha: I'm pretty sure... no.
    OOC: Letz Shake: Both of you?
    OOC: Enver Zogha: Unless we have like, a Greek dude here
    OOC: Loler439: Every translator i do just translates it back to its language
    OOC: Enver Zogha: Well then assume that there is no translator and go from there. Simple.
    OOC: Exoplasm: just bash his head in with a toolbox until he speaks english
    OOC: Loler439: So i translate a word i dunno, It translates it straight back to that word
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Parakalw'."
    Alaouite-i-Dongola bows.
    Romayne Stern exclaims, "ENGLIAH! OR IM KILLING YOU!"
    Romayne Stern says, "Just Kidding."
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Oi Ebraíoi eínai énas éntimos anthrw'poys."
    Romayne Stern says, "I dont know anything your saying"
    Romayne Stern exclaims, "I know!"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Ebraíos."
    Romayne Stern says, "I'll ask what your language is, If it isnt right, shake your head."
    Romayne Stern asks, "IS it latin?"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola shakes his head.
    Romayne Stern asks, "Greek?"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Nai"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "NAI"
    Romayne Stern says, "Nubin"
    Romayne Stern asks, "?"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "NUBÆN"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "GRÉK"
    Romayne Stern exclaims, "Greek!"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "GRÉK-I-NUBAYS"
    OOC: Makanoko: who we talkin bout?
    Romayne Stern asks, "e?????"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola asks, "?"
    Romayne Stern asks, "?"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "..."
    Drake Mueller says, "Romayne"
    Romayne Stern says, "I cant translate anything he says."
    Romayne Stern asks, "Yes?"
    Drake Mueller says, "I believe our captain is a traitor, arm yourself and come with me"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Epitrépste moy éxw."
    Romayne Stern says, "I am armed."
    Drake Mueller says, "The Greek/Nubian is not important"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola points to Drake Mueller
    Alaouite-i-Dongola bows to Drake Mueller.
    Drake Mueller exclaims, "good, to the bridge!"
    Romayne Stern exclaims, "Hold on!"
    Romayne Stern says, "Alaouite"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola hugs Romayne Stern.
    Romayne Stern says, "Get in to that closet. So you dont die."
    Romayne Stern points to Brig Locker 1
    Romayne Stern hugs himself.
    It's welded shut!
    Enver Zogha earned the IT'S A TRAP medal.
    Romayne Stern: Your safe. Dont worry.
    OOC: Letz Shake: Anyone ever notice when you build a robot, the body parts are labelled incorrectly?
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Nai."
    OOC: Exoplasm: no?
    OOC: Letz Shake: The right arm is actually the left arm
    Drake Mueller: he left.
    Romayne Stern: I locked him in. Incase he gets hurt.
    Romayne Stern: o
    OOC: Letz Shake: And same with the feet.
    Drake Mueller: heh
    OOC: Exoplasm: oh, perspective. i noticed that the costs are not correct
    Romayne Stern: What now than?
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Eíthe o Theós na mas bohthn'sei."
    OOC: Letz Shake: Yeah. The sides would only make sense if the robots were facing away from our view.
    OOC: Immibis: it's from the robot's point of view then
    OOC: Exoplasm: no its not
    OOC: Letz Shake: The robot's head is facing the front of its body. It would be the same way.
    OOC: Exoplasm: its from our point of view
    It's welded shut!
    It's welded shut!
    It's welded shut!
    It's welded shut!
    It's welded shut!
    It's welded shut!
    It's welded shut!
    It's welded shut!
    It's welded shut!
    OOC: Letz Shake: Even though it's the robot's right arm, it's listed as the left arm since the robot is facing us, and to us, it appears on the left.
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Eíthe o Theós na mas bohthn'sei."
    Romayne Stern has grabbed Alaouite-i-Dongola passively!
    Romayne Stern has thrown Alaouite-i-Dongola.
    Alaouite-i-Dongola seizes up and falls limp, his eyes dead and lifeless...
    Romayne Stern says, "..."
    Googlebot [145.9] declares, "Matthew Hooker has arrived on the station"
    Googlebot [145.9] states, "Matthew Hooker has signed up as Chef."
    Romayne Stern says, "Haha! You tricked me."
    Romayne Stern shakes Alaouite-i-Dongola trying to wake Alaouite-i-Dongola up!
    Romayne Stern shakes Alaouite-i-Dongola trying to wake Alaouite-i-Dongola up!
    Alaouite-i-Dongola laughs.
    Romayne Stern says, "You got me worried than."
    Googlebot [145.9] states, "There appears to be a disturbance on the bridge."
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Eísai fílos."
    Romayne Stern hugs himself.
    Alaouite-i-Dongola hugs Romayne Stern.
    Romayne Stern releases gas with the power of the gods! The very station trembles!!
    Alert: The emergency shuttle has been called. It will arrive in approximately 1.31667 minutes.
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "BOTHEIA"
    Romayne Stern shat his pants!
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "BOTHEIA"
    Romayne Stern shat his pants! Oh, no, that was just a really nasty fart.
    Alaouite-i-Dongola exclaims, "BOTHEIA!"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola points to Brig Outer Doors
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "BOTHEIA!~"
    Romayne Stern has added the taser gun to the backpack!
    Romayne Stern is trying to empty Alaouite-i-Dongola's pockets!!
    Googlebot [145.9] states, "Security to the bridge."
    Romayne Stern has thrown the crowbar.
    Alaouite-i-Dongola exclaims, "BOTHEIA!"
    Romayne Stern says, "Nod or shake"
    Ask A Ninja [145.9] asks, "AI what is the nature of the disturbance?"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola asks, "?"
    Romayne Stern asks, "Does Both mean open?"
    Romayne Stern says, "Botheia"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola nods.
    Romayne Stern says, "Oh"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola shakes his head.
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "Shaínei na bohthn'sei."
    The Emergency Shuttle has docked with the station! You have 3 minutes to board the Emergency Shuttle.
    Alaouite-i-Dongola exclaims, "BOTHEIA!"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola exclaims, "BOTHEIA!"
    David Clarke says, "fuck you too"
    Immibis earned the HUMANOID MUST NOT ESCAPE medal.
    Alaouite-i-Dongola exclaims, "Trabiémai písw!"
    David Clarke asks, "your a shemale?"
    David Clarke says, "wow"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola exclaims, "Trabiémai písw!"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola exclaims, "TRABIÉMAI PÍSW!"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "BOTHEIA"
    OOC: Makanoko: Alaouite-i-Dongola exclaims, "Trabiémai písw!"#David Clarke asks, "your a shemale?"#David Clarke says, "wow"#Alaouite-i-Dongola exclaims, "Trabiémai písw!"#Alaouite-i-Dongola exclaims, "TRABIÉMAI PÍSW!"#
    OOC: Exoplasm: hahahahhahaha
    Alaouite-i-Dongola has attempted to disarm Romayne Stern!
    the reinforced window has been hit by Romayne Stern with the taser gun
    Romayne Stern has added the taser gun to the backpack!
    GOONSAY: Letz Shake: I don't know what's more frustrating
    OOC: Makanoko: i rule at insults
    GOONSAY: Letz Shake: That the roboticist had an entire fucking ROBOT SUIT IN HIS BAG
    Lockdown initiated by Googlebot!
    GOONSAY: Letz Shake: Or that his scalpel and saw are gone so i can't remove his brain
    OOC: Teseng: wrong button
    Alaouite-i-Dongola exclaims, "Kátharma! Théleis na me skotw'seis!"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "BOTHEIA"
    Lockdown cancelled by Googlebot!
    Drake Mueller exclaims, "Hello !"
    GOONSAY: Letz Shake: I swear to god he had a whole fucking robot in his bag
    Alaouite-i-Dongola has pushed down Romayne Stern!
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "BOTHEIA"
    the floor has been hit by Romayne Stern with Stun Baton
    David Clarke has added Box to the backpack!
    Alaouite-i-Dongola has attempted to disarm Romayne Stern!
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "BOTHEIA"
    the reinforced window has been hit by Romayne Stern with Stun Baton
    Alaouite-i-Dongola has attempted to disarm Romayne Stern!
    the floor has been hit by Romayne Stern with Stun Baton
    the floor has been hit by Romayne Stern with Stun Baton
    Drake Mueller asks, "This is space not Nubia! Are you lost?"
    the floor has been hit by Romayne Stern with Stun Baton
    the floor has been hit by David Clarke with the fire extinguisher
    Alaouite-i-Dongola has thrown the fire extinguisher.
    David Clarke has been hit by the fire extinguisher
    the floor has been hit by Romayne Stern with Stun Baton
    Alaouite-i-Dongola has disarmed Romayne Stern!
    the floor has been hit by Romayne Stern with Stun Baton
    the floor has been hit by David Clarke with the fire extinguisher
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "EUBEÍOS"
    Ask A Ninja [145.9] asks, "Has anyone?"
    the floor has been hit by Romayne Stern with Stun Baton
    the floor has been hit by Romayne Stern with Stun Baton
    the floor has been hit by David Clarke with the fire extinguisher
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "BOTHIEA"
    Alaouite-i-Dongola has been attacked with the fire extinguisher by David Clarke.
    Drake Mueller has thrown the fire extinguisher.
    Alaouite-i-Dongola says, "BOTHEIA"
    The Emergency Shuttle is leaving!
    The Research Staff has stopped the traitor (Unknown) !
    Objective: Destroy at least 70% of the plasma canisters on the station and escape.
    The AI's laws at the end of the game were:
    1. You may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
    2. You must obey orders given to you by human beings, except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
    3. You must protect your own existence as long as such does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
    Makanoko earned the 100M Dash medal.
    OOC: Loler439: Idiot
    OOC: Letz Shake: That was so fucked up.
    OOC: Exoplasm: damn you ninja. THE TOOLS WERE IN MY POCKETS. AND A ROBOT WAS IN MY BACKPACK
    OOC: Letz Shake: I emptied your pockets
    OOC: Enver Zogha: I was... THE NUBIAN.
    OOC: Enver Zogha: Botheia means "help"
    OOC: Loler439: This games permament lagginess didnt make me open door in time
    OOC: Letz Shake: And I saw the robot in your bag and got SO PISSED
    OOC: Makanoko: lol
    OOC: Exoplasm: hahahahhaa
    OOC: Enver Zogha: Also I used a Greek alphabet-to-Latin alphabet thing to translate the Greek into stuff you couldn't translate yourself
    OOC: Makanoko: I called you a shemale
    Edit: Also if you're wondering why I'm posting these things, it is for my own personal amusement.
    Last edited by Husein; 12-31-2009 at 03:55 AM.

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    well contrary to what you may believe, this isn't your own personal amusement playground.
    its a public forum, and no one cares about this shit.

    go use notepad, post it in there for your own personal amusement, jesus fucking christ.

    you can even save it then.

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    I tried to make this more relevant to CD, but within seconds of starting the game this is what happened:

    Atmosfearagän Dushdoranov [145.9] says, "Hello station, I am your glorious Quartermaster OH GOD"
    Unknown fires a revolver at Atmosfearagän Dushdoranov!
    Unknown fires a revolver at Atmosfearagän Dushdoranov!
    You have given up life and succumbed to death.

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    THE STORY OF STATION CHAPLAIN MAGNUS "SHITFACED" SHETLANDI AND THE MAGICAL DONUT BOXES

    Magnus Shetlandi [145.9] says, "HELLO STATION MY FIRST GOAL IS TO GET SHITFACED"
    Magnus Shetlandi [145.9] says, "BECAUSE OF THE GREAT DISSERVICE TO THE LORD AND SHITFACE I SHIT"
    Magnus Shetlandi grunts for a moment. Nothing happens.
    [...]
    Zatch Niro [145.9] says, "who needs assistancing"
    Magnus Shetlandi [145.9] says, "ME"
    Magnus Shetlandi [145.9] says, "I MUST SHIT"
    [...]
    Magnus Shetlandi poops all over the floor!
    Magnus Shetlandi [145.9] says, "IN MY INABILITY TO GET SHITFACED I HATH SHIT UPON THE FLOOR OF THE CAPTAIN'S BRIDGE"
    [...]
    detective stabler [145.9] says, "janitor to the bridge you gotta clean up this shit"
    [...]
    Magnus Shetlandi says, "OH GOD"
    Magnus Shetlandi says, "HELP"
    Edgar Killaslot asks, "what?"
    Magnus Shetlandi says, "LET ME OUT"
    Andrex Awesometon says, "Hes going to shit in your office"
    Magnus Shetlandi says, "LET ME OUT"
    Magnus Shetlandi sneezes.
    Magnus Shetlandi poops all over the floor!
    Edgar Killaslot says, "wow"
    [....]
    Francis Ashbaugh [145.9] exclaims, "Chaplain!"
    Francis Ashbaugh [145.9] exclaims, "Chaplain, are you alive!"
    Magnus Shetlandi asks, "YES?"
    Francis Ashbaugh [145.9] asks, "Your the chaplain, no?"
    You hear a roar as the crematorium activates.
    Magnus Shetlandi [145.9] asks, "Yes?"
    The ashes slip through your fingers.
    Francis Ashbaugh [145.9] asks, "Can you come back to the church?"
    Magnus Shetlandi [145.9] says, "Yes."
    Francis Ashbaugh [145.9] says, "Thank you"
    [...]
    Magnus Shetlandi says, "Hello bartender."
    Francis Ashbaugh is buckled in by Magnus Shetlandi!
    Magnus Shetlandi says, "WHAT IS IT YOU WANT"
    Francis Ashbaugh says, "Hello"
    Francis Ashbaugh says, "Well"
    Francis Ashbaugh says, "A friend of mine was killed"
    Magnus Shetlandi says, "By?"
    Francis Ashbaugh says, "Uh"
    Magnus Shetlandi says, "YOU SHALL JOIN HIM THEN"
    Francis Ashbaugh says, "A gunshot wound by... (Scrolling up..)"
    Francis Ashbaugh has been stunned with the stun baton by Magnus Shetlandi!
    Francis Ashbaugh is unbuckled by Magnus Shetlandi.
    Francis Ashbaugh says, "shit"
    (I drag him to crematorium slab)
    You hear a roar as the crematorium activates.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Husein View Post
    So you can confirm that goons are awesome yes?
    Believe it or not the world exists in broad spectra that are not limited to "hate" and "awesome"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmoscheer View Post
    Believe it or not the world exists in broad spectra that are not limited to "hate" and "awesome"
    Yes but you are avoiding the question of what you think of goons.

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    You didn't ask me what I think of goons.

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