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    so my friend from school had 9 legit nukes at the end of last night, all done within 3 hours. the kid also has a six pack, a hot girlfriend, and is doing calculus in 11th grade.



    i hate living.

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    Damn That sucks big time... the least she could do is give you a damn good reason for calling it off even if it was because you left the lid up too much on the toilet seat or ate crackers in bed.

    Sounds to me like this may be a blessing in disguise though. You may be better off without her if this is the kind of shit she pulls. Just think of what it it would have been like had you married her first.

    and... may I suggest a nice cold glass of milk to go along with those cupcakes?

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    Quote Originally Posted by peence View Post
    Damn That sucks big time... the least she could do is give you a damn good reason for calling it off even if it was because you left the lid up too much on the toilet seat or ate crackers in bed.

    Sounds to me like this may be a blessing in disguise though. You may be better off without her if this is the kind of shit she pulls. Just think of what it it would have been like had you married her first.

    and... may I suggest a nice cold glass of milk to go along with those cupcakes?
    what the fuck are you talking about?
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    rule of thumb: if they use a title in a thread, probably a spambot account

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    rule of thumb: if they use a title in a thread, probably a spambot account
    I need to get this rulebook
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    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    He's not a spam bot. Just an idiot. Look at his other posts. Not spam bot material.
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    Search and Destroy is the best.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous D View Post
    He's not a spam bot. Just an idiot. Look at his other posts. Not spam bot material.
    i don't have sigs on, but i imagine the accounts interests, website etc. has links to sites looking for publicity and the sig probably also has links

    of course i won't check any of this

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Vader View Post
    so my friend from school had 9 legit nukes at the end of last night, all done within 3 hours. the kid also has a six pack, a hot girlfriend, and is doing calculus in 11th grade.



    i hate living.

    So... are you the retarded friend that hangs around hoping to glean whatever he's got?

    "In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart." -Anne Frank


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    Quote Originally Posted by TheOriginalGrumpySpy View Post
    So... are you the retarded friend that hangs around hoping to glean whatever he's got?
    yes.

    i think he is probably planning on pushing him out of a boat in the middle of the mediterranean and stealing his identity.

    either that, or he's gonna make a man-suit out of his skin.


    we better warn him... ah fuck it.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Vader View Post
    so my friend from school had 9 legit nukes at the end of last night, all done within 3 hours. the kid also has a six pack, a hot girlfriend, and is doing calculus in 11th grade.



    i hate living.
    Kill yourself.

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    well, to be fair, he is more of an athlete than an intellectual

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    jesus christ some faggot was talking about how fucked we are when it comes to government and wouldn't shut up and said how ignorant we are for not knowing anything so my friend jon and i fired back with saying "i know everything, everything in the world" with every question he threw at us

    and then he called me a "butch dyke lesbian" because of my voice which doesn't even make any sense sure i have a low voice but i mean come on that's racist or something

    and then jon and i were talking to each other in the game lobby and some kid was like, "omg r u guyse flirting over xbox live" and i said "we know each other in real life you dipshit"

    oh xbox live
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    well to be fair 60% of xbox live gamers have never seen a real female

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    i mean i'd rather be a super hot girl with a sort of low voice than an ugly one with an annoying high pitched voice

    maybe i need to lay off the cocks hitting the back of my throat cigarettes and my voice won't sound that bad
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    big dicks in your mouf is bad for your esophagus

    seriously though low sultry voices are fuckin sexy as long as you don't sound like a steel ball being dragged down a gravel driveway

    high pitch voices make me want to throw things

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    Quote Originally Posted by gina View Post
    i mean i'd rather be a super hot girl with a sort of low voice than an ugly one with an annoying high pitched voice

    maybe i need to lay off the cocks hitting the back of my throat cigarettes and my voice won't sound that bad
    What's with you not having a mic btw?
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    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    Gina we're talking about your average XBL player that's of high school age...they're just not used to a woman's voice.

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    XBL is fun though...I once convinced a guy that the song "fly away lesbian seagull" was sung by The Doors and told a whiny screaming kid that Santa wasn't real.

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    englebert humperdink and beavis and butthead references in the same post ozzy you are a champion

    also this isn't an issue in the ps3 version. just sayin.

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    gina does kind of sound like a dude tbqh imho fyi

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    I like just pissing people off on XBL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    What's with you not having a mic btw?
    i recently stepped on it
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    tidus you're not allowed to call gina gines ok

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    Quote Originally Posted by gina View Post
    i recently stepped on it
    fatty
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    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    well i did buy a new mike but i will not use it if i play with you just for that comment
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    Quote Originally Posted by gina View Post
    well i did buy a new mike but i will not use it if i play with you just for that comment
    I feel like I deserve it


    I played terrible the other night when you were with me. Opening night jitters I guess
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    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    I'll show you all how a real man plays. FAL all the way.

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    Magnum and tactical knife.

    No need for primary weapons.

    Also I went 40-4 then 48-2 the other day in TDM. I felt like god for a little while after that.
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    Just as an aside here, anyone who uses the dual-1887s deserves to be hung, drawn and quartered.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crysack View Post
    Just as an aside here, anyone who uses the dual-1887s deserves to be hung, drawn and quartered.
    I haven't seen that but dual rangers- come on, thats 2 double barreled sawed off shotguns. and it seems like almost everyone is using them wtf?

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    Quote Originally Posted by pandar View Post
    Magnum and tactical knife.

    No need for primary weapons.

    Also I went 40-4 then 48-2 the other day in TDM. I felt like god for a little while after that.
    You are definitely the best player I'm friends with, lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ozzy View Post
    I'll show you all how a real man plays. FAL all the way.
    The fal is an awesome gun my friend

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    Just as an aside here, anyone who uses the dual-1887s deserves to be hung, drawn and quartered.
    Fuck you

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    You are definitely the best player I'm friends with, lol.
    Can I be the most mediocre?
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    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    Is it just me or is the Winchester 1887 in the game the sniper rifle of shot guns. In the sense that those things have way too much range in this game.

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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    The fal is an awesome gun my friend
    Its so underrated by people with bad aim. I'm pretty sure it kills in 3 shots with stopping power, and those 3 shots come out as fast as you can pull the trigger. Its hard to use right but if you have a solid aim its such an awesome gun. I've been accused of having a modded controller multiple times before because I shoot too fast though...dumb kids.

    What level is everyone at? I'm around a 55 first prestige. I doubt I'm gonna prestige again once I reach 70 because I really don't see a point. I hated losing my AK and RPG when I prestiged the first time.
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    Oh and Sleight of Hand Pro + RPG = a lot of pissed off people. Jumping rockets all day.

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    i'm at level 35 or something, but I never go prestige.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ozzy View Post
    Its so underrated by people with bad aim. I'm pretty sure it kills in 3 shots with stopping power, and those 3 shots come out as fast as you can pull the trigger. Its hard to use right but if you have a solid aim its such an awesome gun. I've been accused of having a modded controller multiple times before because I shoot too fast though...dumb kids.

    What level is everyone at? I'm around a 55 first prestige. I doubt I'm gonna prestige again once I reach 70 because I really don't see a point. I hated losing my AK and RPG when I prestiged the first time.
    I'm only like 57 but I haven't been playing lately.


    For me the Fal is a double tap killer, and I love laughing at scrubs.
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    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    Another incredible build: WA2000 with an ACOG scope, Sleight of Hand, and Stopping Power. Use it as a normal rifle instead of a sniper.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ozzy View Post
    Another incredible build: WA2000 with an ACOG scope, Sleight of Hand, and Stopping Power. Use it as a normal rifle instead of a sniper.
    I'm trying to get the ACOG on the m14 sniper and do that.
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