Thread: Kotick is a used tampon

Originally Posted by MalReynolds

I'm not saving any money by still living at home. I pay $600 a month in rent - that's a cheap apartment in Richmond - for a 10x10 windowless room at my mother's house.

Why?

A: It's close to work.
B: It's in a nice neighborhood.
C: 60% of my friends have gotten robbed. Those who haven't are living in the $1,100 a month apartments.

EDIT:

I also buy all my own groceries, cover all my bills, financed a laptop, etc. I'm not a titty babby.

heeheehee

no but seriously i know we live in hard economic times


...still won't get laid tho...

Originally Posted by MalReynolds

The downside to renting a room in my childhood house is that I was having sex with my girlfriend and my mom could hear through the wall and yelled at me to knock it off.

it couild be worse

when i live at my parents' house after i fail at life i will not be able to have sex with anyone unless it's a female i'm married to cause they are "moral" people.

Originally Posted by coqauvin

yes yes many of us have parents who would frown on sex, even with women, in their house, which is why we do it anyways in secret, like first thing in the morning when they're all getting ready for work

alternatively there is, you know, your partner's place

hmm interesting, err, idea... how do you sneak them in when mom and dad are getting ready for work cause i might need to know this

also, a guy i knew biblicaly has just come back from a year of working around the world. he is temporarily staying at his parents' house until he can find a place, and they live nearby my hometown. also my parents will be out of the house on saturday evening so i am trying to see if he wants to "hang out" on saturday.


as for doing it at my partner's place, um if i'm living with mommy and daddy there's a good chance that my partner would be too. and there's a good chance that they suck in a bad way.