Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
wait are you actually making a comparison of whether or not your partners live with their parents based on the fact that you live with your parents? Admittedly, it's not much of a turn on for anyone, but why would it stop you from finding someone who lives on their own?
well either they gonna live with their parents or they gonna be fat and ugly. i mean there has to be a compromise somewhere if i'm living with mommy and daddy. i'm not so great that

also i am not interested in your sexytime plans
that's not very sex-positive of you, as someone or another once said in some rather unrelated context.

and the secret is i snuck them in the night before, slept on a couch then went to my room in the morning as though nothing was awry.
you must live in a big house and/or your parents must sleep like logs. if i did that there'd be a good chance that my parents would find us.