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    So far I've learned from this game (by falling for it like 4 times in a row) not to pick up hitchhikers - "Hey there stranger, I'm lost and can't find my way into town, can you give me a lift?", "Hey baby I am about to die of the heat I need to get to town soon" = HORSEJACKED

    I tried the very first time to whistle again for my horse like I read I online but that didn't work. My most recent experience though was with a young whore that got bucked the fuck off my horse, I took it back and shot her in the back of the head. I lost honor for that, what the hell, bitch stole my horse.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick Scarf View Post
    So far I've learned from this game (by falling for it like 4 times in a row) not to pick up hitchhikers - "Hey there stranger, I'm lost and can't find my way into town, can you give me a lift?", "Hey baby I am about to die of the heat I need to get to town soon" = HORSEJACKED

    I tried the very first time to whistle again for my horse like I read I online but that didn't work. My most recent experience though was with a young whore that got bucked the fuck off my horse, I took it back and shot her in the back of the head. I lost honor for that, what the hell, bitch stole my horse.
    I fell for this once, I was just riding along and some bitch was like "could you help a lady out?". She was dressed like a hooker. I get off my horse to walk to her and she runs past me and jumps on my horse and says something about me being green. I immediately jump into deadeye mode and pump like 5 bullets into her with my Winchester Repeater. Didn't loose any honor or anything. I looted her body for 7 hooker dollars. Bitch ain't taken my horse. I just got the game for Christmas and love the fuck out of it. I am looking forward to the Zombie DLC.
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