Fuck you Pepsi for stealing my response.
Fuck you Pepsi for stealing my response.
Sorry, I love you.Originally Posted by DaiTengu
Also, call me by my birth name.
Dikembe Mutumbo.
I hear the voices inside my head. They counsel me. They understand. They talk to me.
This thread is being reanimated, a top-secret military experiment has just gone horribly wrong...
Anyway, assuming it is 8am and I am at my house, I will just stay in place. I haven't quite completed my Burt Gummer basement and saferoom, but I have adequate arms and munitions to fend off any uncoordinated attack indefinitely. Now, if the zombies are smart enough to coordinate their efforts I might have to fall back to a more easily defensible area. Besides the usual small arms, I also have and axe and chainsaw along with numerous bludgeoning and edged weapons. So, no worries here.
Also, I forgot about the yellow lab that has adopted me. He's got my back.
I really didn't raed this thread at all, haha, but I would totally: call my friend Richie and tell him to go to the nearest gun store and steal all the most badass guns possible, I would meet him in my dad's M6 and proceed to pick up every underage girl covered in blood, and commence the killing of zombies.
But I really just would like to turn into a Werewolf.
Good luck looting in a situation like that. People will either have already looted it, or the owner will be shooting looters.
I'd stay in my dorm room. I'm on the second floor so they'd likely not get to the window but I'd put my closet doors over that shit anyway, and there's no way in hell any zombie's getting through my door without me purposely opening it. Me being in college I have a shitload of canned food that'd last me a couple months at least, and by then the zombies shouldn't be a problem anymore. And as long as the utilities don't go out I'll be all set for water and taking shits/pisses.
Of course most people who try to go anywhere here would be dead as shit due to the completely fucktarded ban on guns at college campuses, and this would lead to a problem. Most of the people left alive around here would naturally be criminals under normal circumstances, and who knows what they'd do in the midst of a zombie outbreak. I'd have to take extra measures to keep them from stealing anything of mine.
I dont know about you, but I would hate to be in a room with 2 exits whenj one of them is a 2nd story window. What happens if you get overrun and have to bail?
My cousin had a 3rd story apartment, and one of his buddies bailed out of the window when the cops showed up to a party, and he was fine.
granted, he landed in bushes, but still.
You have to be in it 2 win it.
Yeah bacon has a point. This particular 2nd-story window is easier to jump out of than most, and I'm almost positive the only way I'd get hurt is if there were zombies down there or if it was icy. Though again, the only way a zombie is getting in my room is if I do something stupid to let it happen aside from something like a fire, but the odds of having a zombie apocalypse AND a fire at the same time where I live have got to be incalculably low.
What if the zombies throw themselves at your door/barricade until it breaks. That's what they do in the movies.
.50 cal machine gun next in my living room
That's be the first remodeling job I'd do in the apocalypse
Are you the hero from Vault 101?
If there is a Zombie outbreak I'd channel the spirit of Bruce Lee, grab a broken staff and go break some heads.
Hellz yeah.
If they manage to find me and break down my door, I suppose I'll have to whip out the scissors and screwdrivers and start puncturing some zombie heads. I'd also fart in their general direction.
You'd come crying to me
man you have yet to make an intelligent post
We both know I wouldn't survive the first five minutes.
Touche
You have yet to lurk moar.
WOW
Exactly.
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