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    But who would win in the fight between Baman and Piderman?

    Would it matter if Baman finds Piderman's sandwich, thinking it's Piderman's, and Piderman says "Oh yeah that's mine"?


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    This thread is full of fucking idiots. I had to come out of retirement to tell everyone that

    Except mr e
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    Batman is a pussy with some toys on his belt.

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    You're probably one of the stupidest creations on god's green earth



    Just saying
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    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    You're probably one of the stupidest creations on god's green earth



    Just saying
    Thought you weren't posting here anymore pussy.

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    Came out of retirement for this thread. Going back in now.
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    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    You're probably the only person who be able to commit felony-level acts of violence in nerd rage.
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    Captain Castle: Now with the ability to fuck you into atheism
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    Holy shit you are unfunny

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    Quote Originally Posted by sudo View Post
    Thought you weren't posting here anymore pussy.
    yeah, pussy! too scared to stay away, huh! take that! couldn't stay out of a fight! coward!

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    lol Gwahir

    You're my favorite jew
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    You're probably the only person who be able to commit felony-level acts of violence in nerd rage.
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    Captain Castle: Now with the ability to fuck you into atheism
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    Holy shit you are unfunny

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    anyone who argues about comic book characters, or thinks people are idiots because they think a certain way about a comic book character needs to reevaluate their lives.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sudo View Post
    anyone who argues about comic book characters, or thinks people are idiots because they think a certain way about a comic book character needs to reevaluate their lives.
    Well I mean I hope you take the time to reflect on this post and stop posting.

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    Ironman because he would shoot a lazer through Batman's chest and he would be dead. Or just simply blow him up...

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    Holy crap

    thunderdome is right. I never even thought of that possibility!



    Damnit guys, lets pack it in
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    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    You're probably the only person who be able to commit felony-level acts of violence in nerd rage.
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    Holy shit you are unfunny

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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    Holy crap

    thunderdome is right. I never even thought of that possibility!



    Damnit guys, lets pack it in
    Well I mean come on its kind of an obvious question.

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    No of course


    Everyone bow down
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
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    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    Batman is a more interesting character than Batman fans would have people believe.

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    this is true
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    What if Mr. Stark got a gun and shot batman in the only exposed area of his body....his mouth?

    I think bat bitch would have a hard time with that.
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    Oh I was expecting a guide to making meth

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    Cause alcoholics have amazing accuracy


    And god knows Batman has never faced off against a gunman before


    retard
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    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    Cause alcoholics have amazing accuracy


    And god knows Batman has never faced off against a gunman before


    retard
    uhm....

    pretty sure all those gunmen were like 50yds away and buttfag likes to get shot around the crotchals.

    Can batman eat a bullet?

    I also don't like superheros etc, and I'm only throwing in the possibility I could kill batman.
    lik dis if u cry evertim
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    yes
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    You're not an intelligent person


    at all
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    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    Captain Castle: Now with the ability to fuck you into atheism
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    Holy shit you are unfunny

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    Nightwing could beat Batman

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    You are a god damn liar
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    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    captain castle while I love your anger (seriously) why don't you, y'know, write something other than an insult

    much love though see you in flames baby

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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    You're not an intelligent person


    at all
    some peoples take batmen too srsly guys.

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    Getting wound up in in this thread is a seriously good idea guys...I think we should all do it!

    Fight: Apples and Oranges
    Comic: I am more partial to the Marvel universe but Bats is a boyhood favourite so Batman wins this one.
    Films: Both of the Nolan films are INTENSE, Knight more than Begins and the intensity of the Batman films just makes watching them an effort so Ironman wins on the simple entertainment factor.

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    But the recent Batman films are clearly better than Iron Man, awesome as it is.

    Ok seriously Batman and Robin wasn't much effort to watch - it is easy to fall asleep to - ergo it's better than all other comic book movies!

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    Quote Originally Posted by benzss View Post
    But the recent Batman films are clearly better than Iron Man, awesome as it is.

    Ok seriously Batman and Robin wasn't much effort to watch - it is easy to fall asleep to - ergo it's better than all other comic book movies!
    Ben you just broke the cardinal rule of Batman films - calling a Joel Schumacher film a Batman film.

    You have also deeply insulted the Ironman film by comparing it to a Joel Schumacher film.

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    Quote Originally Posted by benzss View Post
    captain castle while I love your anger (seriously) why don't you, y'know, write something other than an insult

    much love though see you in flames baby
    Not worth it to waste my time on these guys lol

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    some peoples take batmen too srsly guys.
    Or, there's a common sense factor, as well as a general knowledge, and it's irritating when an ignorant sod makes a dumb statement

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    Getting wound up in in this thread is a seriously good idea guys...I think we should all do it!

    Fight: Apples and Oranges
    Comic: I am more partial to the Marvel universe but Bats is a boyhood favourite so Batman wins this one.
    Films: Both of the Nolan films are INTENSE, Knight more than Begins and the intensity of the Batman films just makes watching them an effort so Ironman wins on the simple entertainment factor.
    Don't you judge me



    Also, I don't know why everyone assumes I'm up in arms here
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    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    Also, I don't know why everyone assumes I'm up in arms here
    really

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    Ok touche
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    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    It says in the comix that Nightwing becomes a better detective than Batman, and if he's a better detective than Batman that means that he could out-maneuver him because Batman wins fights with his mind.

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    Sherlock Holmes could take Batman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    It says in the comix that Nightwing becomes a better detective than Batman, and if he's a better detective than Batman that means that he could out-maneuver him because Batman wins fights with his mind.
    Wow dude, really?


    Detective skills != Fighting

    Yes, I realize there's certainly an intellect angle to it as well, and you're right Batman very much mentally defeats his opponents before he actually does it, but he also holds Ralph Dibny as one of the best detective minds on the planet (almost as good as him) and The Riddler is a pretty well respected detective as well, and neither of them could stand toe to toe with Batman in unarmed combat (Dibny maybe if he had is stretch stuff) for long. So there's obviously more to it than that.


    Also, this bullshit "nightwing is better than Batman" stuff they were printing in the last year or so is pretty big propaganga for Nightwing to have his own series, cause they aren't used to sidekicks getting their own series in mainstream DC (aside from those dreadful "Lois Lane, Superman's Girlfriend!" comics from the 40s
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    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    Nightwing is different from Riddler or Dibny though. Nightwing has been fully trained in the style of Batman. He has all the fighting prowess of Batman, plus is younger and smarter. That equals win in a fight. I'm sorry Vanilla Bear but I won't back down.

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    Captain Castle turned into a batman fanboy since the movies.

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    Him and 99% of the world...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    Nightwing is different from Riddler or Dibny though. Nightwing has been fully trained in the style of Batman. He has all the fighting prowess of Batman, plus is younger and smarter. That equals win in a fight. I'm sorry Vanilla Bear but I won't back down.
    Younger certainly, but just because he's been trained fully by someone doesn't mean he's a better fighter. There are only a few people on Earth 2 capable of beating Batman hand to hand. Lady Shiva (since Knightfall, Batman can now best her) and Cassandra Cain (She was taught to fight as a form of speech. She's probably the one person who's been trained more than Batman) and I've heard Karate Kid, but he strikes me as kind of a deus ex machina character, where his powers are hyperbole "best fighter evar" sorta thing, so I don't know.

    As for smarter, good luck. Nightwing is smart, but he'll never measure up to Bruce. Fuck, Jason Todd could probably beat the hell out of Nightwing (I like Tim and Jason better)

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    Captain Castle turned into a batman fanboy since the movies.
    I've been a Batman fanboy since before you were a stain on your daddys pants

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    Him and 99% of the world...
    regardlessly
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    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    Holy shit you are unfunny

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