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    No I'm not a comic geek but I mean I have watched the recent films and I am wondering who would win in a fight.

    Ok let's go nerds

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    Iron Man hands down. He's in a suit made out of a fucking gold-titanium alloy. Mano-a-mano Batman would win because Tony Stark is not particularly strong or fast without the armor. However Tony Stark almost never fights without his Iron Man suit and the suit is what gives him a clear advantage.
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    Batman...because George Clooney, Val Kilmer, Christian Bale, and...even Michael Keaton are better than Robert Downey Jr.
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    Quote Originally Posted by KT_ View Post
    Iron Man hands down. He's in a suit made out of fucking iron. I think they could be both of equal intelligence but Iron Man's suit gives him a clear advantage.
    Actually it's a gold-titanium alloy

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    batman because he is just a better superhero

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    Quote Originally Posted by Absolution View Post
    batman because he is just a better superhero
    thanks for the elaboration.

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    well this thread is about as shallow as me

    hay guyz i saw these movies who would win

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    Batman...because George Clooney, Val Kilmer, Christian Bale, and...even Michael Keaton are better than Robert Downey Jr.
    what? robert downey jr is fucking awesome.

    but batman would still win. batman has plans about how to defeat the entire justice league in case they turn evil. tony stark is a genius, of course, but batman, like jeeves, stands alone.

    on an open plain, with nothing to hide behind or use as a weapon, in just a plain, straight-forward battle between regular batman and regular iron man (regular iron man includes armour), then of course iron man would win. but that's silly to think about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pepsi View Post
    Batman...because George Clooney, Val Kilmer, Christian Bale, and...even Michael Keaton are better than Robert Downey Jr.
    sorry, i still can't get over this. you retard.

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    and val kilmer sucks ass.

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    The Ice Man does not suck.

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    wasn't swatzanegger the ice man?

    iron man would clearly win anyway, batman couldnt take a blast from iron mans gun.

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    This thread is full of retards


    All I'm gonna say.



    It's not like Batman has ever fought anybody in a suit that is easily susceptible to the smallest emp, right? Or hacking?

    If the skrulls can give Tony Stark a virus that took him out of the fight in Secret Invasion, Batman can do it, as his Bat computer is so much farther advanced than anything they have in Marvel it's absurd

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    Quote Originally Posted by benzss View Post
    The Ice Man does not suck.
    QFT

    I was just thinking that after reading gwahir's ignorance.

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    Castle is clearly the most correct of any in this thread.

    Batman vs. 99% of superheroes and supervillains, Batman wins. The only people he'd have trouble with are celestials and cosmics, and maybe not even cosmics cause I mean the Fantastic Four can beat some of them.

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    Jesus could take both of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by captain castle View Post
    his Bat computer is so much farther advanced than anything they have in Marvel it's absurd
    You make it sound like DC had a team of engineers working around the clock to create the Bat Computer. It's fucking made up.

    Also Dr. Manhattan would kill both of them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by talley View Post
    You make it sound like DC had a team of engineers working around the clock to create the Bat Computer. It's fucking made up.

    Also Dr. Manhattan would kill both of them.
    Actually I think he was saying that relatively speaking DC wrote in a more powerful computer.

    But whatever, let's say the castle actually thinks that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by benzss View Post
    Actually it's a gold-titanium alloy
    I'm going to go ahead and call you a nerd.

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    Simon Cowell would accurately judge their singing and they'd both just cry.

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    His computer is from the new gods and future smiths several thousand years into the future.

    So yeah

    It's better than anything marvel has

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    Also whoever said Iron Mans armor is made of gold titanium is a fucking retard. Go watch the movies and pretend you're a fan fuck heads



    His armor is pretty much the equivalent of the T-1000

    It's a ton of little cells held together by a force field

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    Bat. Man. For. Ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gwahir View Post
    and val kilmer sucks ass.
    More like munches ass.

    Anyways, this thread sucks. If its topic was worth discussing at all it would be more along the lines of "which comic book franchise could come up with the better deus ex machina to have their childish one dimensional super hero win the fight."

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    Someone is trying to sound smart

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    It was still the second most accurate post in here (first being my Simon Cowell theory).

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    *prods this thread towards nerdcore*

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    As good as The Dark Knight was (I personally think Batman Begins was better), I enjoyed Iron Man (just finished watching it) a lot more.

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    The Dark Knight disappointed me, I haven't seen Iron man but for that reason he would win.

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    Captain Castle is right, Batman wouldn't fight Tony Stark until he destroyed the Iron Man armor, and then Batman would beat the shit out of him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woofness View Post
    The Dark Knight disappointed me, I haven't seen Iron man but for that reason he would win.
    Quote Originally Posted by Absolution View Post
    As good as The Dark Knight was (I personally think Batman Begins was better), I enjoyed Iron Man (just finished watching it) a lot more.
    wtf is wrong with you two?

    Also, a better fight would be Batman vs. Spiderman

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    Personally I'd rather see Norman Osborne vs Batman but you never know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
    Personally I'd rather see Norman Osborne vs Batman but you never know.
    Batman would kick Green Goblin's ass. He'd make a remote that could hijack all the Goblin stuff and the fight would last about 23 seconds.

    In fact, the same can be said about any mechanical or technological being Batman faces.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    Batman would kick Green Goblin's ass. He'd make a remote that could hijack all the Goblin stuff and the fight would last about 23 seconds.

    In fact, the same can be said about any mechanical or technological being Batman faces.
    Dr Octopus could take him.

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    Batman would win because he wins against everyone.
    Ironman would win because he wins against everyone.




    (These threads are meaningless because it does not matter character to character because anyone can overcome anything.)

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    Quote Originally Posted by sudo View Post
    Batman would win because he wins against everyone.
    Ironman would win because he wins against everyone.

    (These threads are meaningless because it does not matter character to character because anyone can overcome anything.)
    Bullshit, super heroes fail all the time.Ironman doesn't always win, not even Batman always wins. Sometimes they have to call in bigger guns, sometimes they win but at a cost so great they would have rather lost, and sometimes they just flat out lose (though this doesn't happen too often).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. E View Post
    Bullshit, super heroes fail all the time.Ironman doesn't always win, not even Batman always wins. Sometimes they have to call in bigger guns, sometimes they win but at a cost so great they would have rather lost, and sometimes they just flat out lose (though this doesn't happen too often).
    They always win in the end.

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    They're all comic books in the end.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShitFace View Post
    wasn't swatzanegger the ice man?
    LOL how did nobody catch this little gem!

    Wrong Iceman

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    Wow i cant believe this. Iron man is retarded. He is in an iron suit. Yes enclosed in it. Yet somehow the g forces do not transfer to his body at all. He is magically unharmed. At least batman still has some kind of loose grip on reality. Iron man has all that damn technology to fly and shit but somehow they dont explain the most basic of things like how he can be thrown across the sky and not get a bruise

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