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    ...I highly recommend it. The plot is original and so are the characters (though their "powers" are a little ridiculous). It has a few twists and turns here and there that are fantastic. Oh, and it's fucking hilarious so that's great too.

    If you are too lazy to google Chew, then here's the run down. A type of avian flu kills millions world wide, including about 5 million Americans. All poultry is outlawed to prevent another disaster making buying, selling, or even eating chicken a capital offense. Now the FDA becomes the most powerful government agency, allowed to do pretty much whatever the fuck they want as long as they do their jobs.

    The comic focuses on Tony Chu, a cibopath. That means anything he eats (save for beets) gives him a psychic impression so he could tell where it came from, where it was when it was cooked, etc. At first you think it's a useless power, until he starts eating a serial killer to get the names of all his victims. Pretty sweet. So now Tony Chu fights the poultry bases speak-easies and fried chicken smugglers to make the world a safer place.

    Go. Fucking. Read. It. Now.
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    SAVE YOUR PITY FOR THE WEAK!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    You're probably the only person who be able to commit felony-level acts of violence in nerd rage.
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    Captain Castle: Now with the ability to fuck you into atheism
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    Holy shit you are unfunny

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