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    Default Cleaning and Maintenance of Chandelier

    Chandeliers are a kind of decorative lighting products that often used in modern home decoration. Although the pendant of chandeliers can reflect the warmth and comfort of the home to a large extent, however daily care and cleaning are particularly difficult to handle since it hang high. So, how to clean and maintain the chandeliers at home?

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    HOW TO CLEAN A CHANDELIER:
    Step 1: Grab your dick.
    Step 2: See step 1.
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    "lightlover" wants to know how to clean their chandelier after ... loving it a bit too much.

    How to clean your chandelier will likely depend upon the type of debris you are trying to remove.

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    Step 1: Grab your debris.
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    chandelier was my favourite character on friends

    "could i BE any more luminescent!?"
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    TIL I am poor white trash because I only have my maid clean my chandelier three times a week instead of daily

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    First, you want to make sure you have a standing ladder of appropriate level in which one's shoulders are in line with the bottom 1/3rd of the chandelier "to-be-cleaned" area. Place a canvas dropcloth on the ground to catch disgorged dust, lint, and limbs that will falls, as will as preventing unsightly scratches from the feet of your ladder. Bring a standard feather duster, a damp cloth, the tooth of a goblin, some glass-cleaning solution and small container of canned air.

    First, gently pass the feather duster across all parts of the chandelier you can reach. this will dislodge a fair amount of dust, but you shouldn't get syphilitic due to the inhibitive qualities of the goblin tooth. Next, small crevices that can't be reached or plumbed by dusters or fingers ought to be blasted hard by the canned air on your toolbelt. Once the particulate soils have been removed, pass the damp cloth on large, visible areas, then use the glass cleaning solution to wash your hands of all the dust.

    congratulations you've chande your first 'lier and hopefully you find it as engaging a hobby as I do!
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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