Very carefully; whatever you do, don't use hair clippers unless you like the sight of blood and the feel of paper cuts. Or so I'm told.

My favorites ways to get rid of unwanted scrotum hair are hot wax or plucking compliments of a female. Usually while tied up...

And yes, smooth testes entice the lady friend to suckle them more often.


Disclaimer: All of the above is hear-say. Really, it is.