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    Ok I'm having serious issues explaining porno to my girlfriend.

    I tell her that most guys do it, and she'll be lucky to find a guy who doesn't watch porn.

    She thinks that i'm cheating on her.

    She also thinks that because its a fantasy, it means i want it, which is not true... so she know thinks she has to look like a porn star and i dont want her to as most guys want girls to look natural.

    She doesn't get that porn is just fantasy.

    Anyone got any help what to say to explain I love her, and watching porn is just what guys do and guys can wank to pretty much any ugly porn star, so long she gets pounded in the vagina....

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    Porn for guys is like shopping for girls

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rick Scarf View Post
    Porn for guys is like shopping for girls

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    at a quick glance porn vs shopping may seem like a great comparison, but it only goes as deep as men enjoying watching porn and women enjoying shopping. you can say that women value shopping MORE than men and men value pornography MORE than women, which is perfectly acceptable. but that's a lot different than using "porn is to men as shopping is to women" as an analogy to the original poster's girlfriend, because men don't have insecurities about their girlfriend's shopping habits.

    that being said, girlfriends/wives getting angry at their partners for watching porn isn't an uncommon thing at all, it's an issue that some women simply don't understand and can't get over. there is a chance that this may be one of your girlfriend's major insecurities--she wants you to want her and not have to watch porn and simply refuses to empathize with your (and every single other man's in the entire world) side of the argument. you have a few options at this point in your relationship:

    - ignore her feelings and continue watching pornography (and then continue your relationship/life as normal)
    - improve communication and attempt to better illustrate your reasoning (and then continue your relationship/life as normal)
    - downplay the pornography and/or completely cut it off (and then continue your relationship/life as normal)
    - end the relationship (and then continue your relationship/life as normal)

    each has upsides and downsides, although the first is probably the one i would choose. not only does it prove to her in practice that everything's going to be okay and you still enjoy fucking her beautiful brains out while spanking it to random azn chix, but it further helps your relationship in showing that you know what you're doing and second-guessing how much you appreciate her because of something you enjoy is downright irrational and unintelligent.

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    i have insecurities about my girlfriend's shopping habits because it's my credit card she's using
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    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
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    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    Unfortunately, faesce is correct on two accounts. First, he's correct that this is an issue that men often face with their girlfriends. Second, ultimately faesce's option may be the one you have to choose. If she's too dense to even try to understand that all men look at porn, then hide the evidence of your porn from her.

    Also, if you're not her first boyfriend, and she thinks you're different from her previous boyfriends, then that says something about those other guys' initiative and ability to hide their porn...

    On the other hand, her anger with you might be more over the fact that you are leaving evidence of your porn out in the open. In that case, it is reasonable that she requests for you to keep evidence of your porn viewing habits out of her sight. However, it sounds like more than that.

    If you do want to try to make your girlfriend understand, I'm sure that Dan Savage has covered this topic somewhere in one of his Savage Love columns. Try perusing them for some advice or even use it as a reference for why your porn viewing is okay (if she'd buy his arguments).


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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    i have insecurities about my girlfriend's shopping habits because it's my credit card she's using

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    heheehhhhe

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    Quote Originally Posted by coqauvin View Post
    i have insecurities about my girlfriend's shopping habits because it's my credit card she's using
    Silly canadian, we all know you don't have either a girlfriend or a credit card, they don't give either of those to canadians.

    Also, just point out to her that porn stars are fucking gross and creepy, you just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinysides View Post
    Silly canadian, we all know you don't have either a girlfriend or a credit card, they don't give either of those to canadians.

    Also, just point out to her that porn stars are fucking gross and creepy, you just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded.
    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday

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    hey baby i like you a lot but there's something about watching bitches with one eye and a malformed leg getting their hole stuffed by huge black cocks that i just can't get enough of sry

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    I really love you but I just want to see this slut get her asshole distended by a 12 inch niggerdick

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    hey baby i love you but get the hell out of the way of ron jeremy's dick

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    this thread reminds me of that woman who got plastic surgery to make herself look like a cat...because her husband likes cats.

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    Here's the best thing to say:

    "At least those pornstars know how to touch a man."

    ...assuming that she doesn't actually know what is in porn...


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    "im not looking at the girls"

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    If you guys have sex ask if if she wants to watch a porn video with you and you can mimic what they do.

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    raghead this is a discussion thread for people who have gone all da way scoot along now

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    "At least it ain't gay porn"

    "In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart." -Anne Frank


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    Quote Originally Posted by babar View Post
    If you guys have sex ask if if she wants to watch a porn video with you and you can mimic what they do.
    fuck you
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    I acutally more or less agree with you on this. I'm much more of an athlete then an intellectual.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mang View Post
    fuck you

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    If you have a girl to fuck why would you want/need porn? If you've seen one porno you've seen them all.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beef View Post
    If you have a girl to fuck why would you want/need porn? If you've seen one porno you've seen them all.
    are you male or female

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    Quote Originally Posted by ozzy View Post
    are you male or female
    I'm male but I can see past my dick. Uncommon for a guy right? It's all part of maturing my friend.

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    well it's pretty apparent you're retarded so i think the best course of action for anybody who just read post #24 is to chuckle a lil irl and then post something inflammatory

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    Pot calling the kettle black?

    I'm not saying I don't look @ watch from time to time but @tleast its not an issue in my prior/present relationship(s). It"s apparent is that I don't NEED porn therefore it is not an important part of my life.

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    step 1 beef shut the hell up

    well that was a pretty easy step by step process
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    This has nothing to do with porn and everything to do with your lack of balls when dealing with your GF; which encourages her to confidently pursue her most idiotic delusions and insecurities to their ultimate conclusions.

    If you could man up, laugh your head off at her and tell her to stop being a dumbass (instead of pandering to her insecurities and retarded ideas about porn), you wouldn't have this problem.
    Last edited by MrShrike; 08-19-2009 at 08:24 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beef View Post
    Pot calling the kettle black?

    I'm not saying I don't look @ watch from time to time but @tleast its not an issue in my prior/present relationship(s). It"s apparent is that I don't NEED porn therefore it is not an important part of my life.
    I AM LEAGUES BEYOND YOU IN INTELLIGENCE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Beef View Post
    I'm male but I can see past my dick. Uncommon for a guy right? It's all part of maturing my friend.
    I can only see past my dick when it's soft. When it's hard, it's like a fucking redwood tree. How can you see past yours?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MalReynolds View Post
    I can only see past my dick when it's soft. When it's hard, it's like a fucking redwood tree. How can you see past yours?
    With the Hubble Telescope *dur*

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    Beef, just because I own a car doesn't mean I don't also, from time to time, ride a bike.

    Also, you're a fucking idiot.

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    who u kiddin nerd u dont ride bikes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    Beef, just because I own a. car doesn't mean I don't also, from time to time, ride a bike.

    Also, you're a fucking idiot.
    (When I give a fuck what you think I'll let you know.) Please take the dick out your mouth when speaking to me so I can understand you..

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    beef my step by step guide to improving this thread was not complicated
    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
    yeah obviously we'd all suck our alternate universe dicks there was never any question about that
    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear
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    hello internet tuff guy circa 1997

    this thread is now a ban poll should i ban beef y/n

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    all in favour say aye

    aye
    Quote Originally Posted by Nermy2k View Post
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    I don't know if Obama did anything to make that happen, but I do know that he didn't do anything to stop me from blaming him.

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    nay

    sorry but you know me

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    Quote Originally Posted by Atmosfear View Post
    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    Yeah, the porn stars are the ones who are gross and creepy, not the guy who tells his girlfriends "I just like watching chicks getting their vag's pounded"

    Virgins who have never had a girlfriend are hereby banned from PS starting yesterday
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrShrike View Post
    This has nothing to do with porn and everything to do with your lack of balls when dealing with your GF; which encourages her to confidently pursue her most idiotic delusions and insecurities to their ultimate conclusions.

    If you could man up, laugh your head off at her and tell her to stop being a dumbass (instead of pandering to her insecurities and retarded ideas about porn), you wouldn't have this problem.
    This but with all her stupid crap.


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