Thread: Had an affair with best friend's wife.

Originally Posted by coqauvin

prelude - we're talking about indians so shut the fuck up about this bullshit affair no one cares about.

issue 1 - feather is better than dot

Rebuttal 1) All Indians (and some "cracka-asses") that attend state dinners at the White House are REQUIRED to be bedotted. Any feathery Indians that attempt to attend shalll be plucked and thrown into the night where there will be much wailing and gnaashing of teeth.

SOURCE: http://www.whitehouse.gov/protocols.htm

Rebuttal 2) Number of third world, relatively improvised countries whose economies are growing thanks to US call centers and off-site software development owned by bedotted Injuns:1

Number of third world, relatively improvised countries whose economies are growing thanks to US call centers and off-site software development owned by feathery Injuns:0

Rebuttal 3) Average net worth of bedotted Injuns in the US and Canaja: Liek lots of milleons. Average net worth of feathry Indians in the US and Canabisa: Liek really little a JILLION ZEROZ w/o no number in frunt.

Rebuttal 4) Dottery Indeans dunt take drogs cause they wunt 2 be born beter in teh next life like hopping 2 b wite next tyme dey r born and not b born wurs liek be bborn as teh feathery injjuns.

Injuns r all leik "oh dude skan teh grate spirut an we all due drugs wif him" so dey becum woerms aftur.

Rebuttal 5) The Europeans decimated teh ineans with teh fathrs but won dey cam 2 dot india dot indias got MOER INIDAS

issue 2 - sycld is faring worse emotionally than 95% of native americans

Rebuttal 6) nou