My life, right now, is kinda the basis for an awful Ashton Kutcher romantic comedy.

**sycld** · 05-15-2010, 01:35 PM

Now, your thoughts/advice.

Closeted.

**sponge** · 05-15-2010, 04:12 PM

This'll be said ten times over but stop being a pussy. If you really had your hand on her tit, the story should've contained your tongue down her throat, or better. If she's letting you feel her up, that's pretty much an invitation to go after her. If she rejects you because she's into chicks, she'll more than likely be forgiving as lesbians get used to rejecting guys on the basis of having dicks and generally ain't mean about it since it's nothing personal. If she rejects you for some other reason, she's fucking crazy sending mixed messages and you should gtfo although I don't imagine that'll be the case with this girl.

disclosure: I didn't actually read past the first paragraph of the op but this second post promised excited news, of which there was little, but I didn't know that until I finished reading.

Originally Posted by sycld

Closeted.

I normally get annoyed with sycld's attempts at using his homosexuality for humor but this is hilarious.

**Think** · 05-15-2010, 05:18 PM

Originally Posted by sponge

If you really had your hand on her tit, the story should've contained your tongue down her throat, or better.

Pretty much this. I'd go further and say that in this situation (and 93% of all others) it would almost certainly have been more natural to kiss her than to repeatedly put your hand on her breast. You've got a serious case of selective shyness disorder dude.
Next time anything of that sort happens again, seize the moment and kiss her, preferably before you get out your wang.