Quote Originally Posted by DAVIDSDIVAD View Post
DOES NOT COMPUTE
Everyone said the same thing when Ashton Kutcher's movies actually made money.

See, my thread title really IS relevant.

But seriously, every time we've made out, my balls really do get sore. Then, I jack off, come like Christmas morning, and while they're still sore, they're not as sore. Is this really a case of blue balls?

I think it might be, as my mind (and junk) is so used to making out with a girl and at least having them be touched by said girl. This current girl is shy and new to all of this, and so far, has not even dared grazed the area with any hands. Is this why they're sore? Because mentally, I'm so used to having them be felt up that now, everything's getting clogged up down there because things aren't going like before?